Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Superwoman Prime]

JJJ: "George Clooney would be great as me in a movie, and never say otherwise!"

 

[Immortalfire]

Spidey: "Whoa, check out that babe...did you see the size of those things?"
Daredevil: "................."
Spidey: "Oh, right."

 

[Spider-Kid]

Spidey: "Whoa, check out that babe...did you see the size of those things?"
Daredevil: "................."
Spidey: "Oh, right."

Hehehehehehehehehehe

Spider-Man: He wen't that way! I saw him!! Time to get my Iron Man DVD back, Biotch!
Iron Man: Always about your f**king iron man dvd...

 

[Doctor Jones]

JJJ: I swear to God, WB, if you make a dark Superman film in the same vein as The Dark Knight, you will wake up tomorrow morning with your balls in your mouth and your willing replacements standing over you!

 

[kedrell]

^Hahaha, nice use of a QoS quote.

 

[Panthro]

JJJ: I swear to God, WB, if you make a dark Superman film in the same vein as The Dark Knight, you will wake up tomorrow morning with your balls in your mouth and your willing replacements standing over you!

Bwahahahaha

JJJ: "Go Do That Voodoo That You Do So Well!"

JJJ: "Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

 

[Panthro]

JJJ: "C'mon you Spider-Fanboys, just two more pages to 500! Now get off your asses and break 500 you lazy bums!"

 

[Doctor Jones]

JJJ: You hear me James Bond, secret service, MI6 agent. You better sure as hell beat the sh1t out of that chick flick Twilight this weekend or I shall have no more respect for you. After loosing at the box office to dancing penguins two years ago, we cannot suffer the same mistake!

 

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks Panthro.

DAREDEVIL: What the hell are you doing here?
SPIDER-MAN: Making your movie better.

 

[Immortalfire]

Spidey: "All I'm saying is a full covering face mask is more mysterious."
Daredevil: "Full mask or not, I still get the babes."
Spidey: "Jerk."

 

[LostMind]

Spidey: "Whoa, check out that babe...did you see the size of those things?"
Daredevil: "................."
Spidey: "Oh, right."

hilarious

 

[LostMind]

Spidey: "Whoa, check out that babe...did you see the size of those things?"
Daredevil: "................."
Spidey: "Oh, right."

JJJ: "C'mon you Spider-Fanboys, just two more pages to 500! Now get off your asses and break 500 you lazy bums!"

Yes Sir! (Salutes)

 

[Superwoman Prime]

500 pages? It shows 622 for me.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Prime!

Love Jamesón´s rants on dark Superman and 500 pages and the "did you see that babe" one!

 

[ultimatefan]

JJJ: For the last frikking time, the clitoris is right there!!

 

[LostMind]

Spiderman: I need you to watch my back.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks Panthro.

DAREDEVIL: What the hell are you doing here?
SPIDER-MAN: Making your movie better.

Bwahahahahaha!

Lots of great stuff, can never go wrong ranting against dark Superman.

SPIDER-MAN: "I've heard of using protection, but this is going WAY too far."

SPIDER-MAN: "Sorry Felicia, but this is what happens to people who criticize Iron Man & The Dark Knight while praising Elektra, Catwoman in name only and both of the Tim Story Fantastic Four films."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^ That last one reminds me of something you'd see on the Superman Is A Dick.

SPIDER-MAN: "The panels on these walls are really plasma screens. Now you will be forced to watch Batman & Robin for the remainder of your life."

 

[kedrell]

SPIDER-MAN: "Sorry Felicia, but I'm just not into the whole BD/SM scene."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

BDSM in a bubble! Lol.

 

[kedrell]

Black Cat: "The answer is the 'Moors'."
Spider-Man: "Oh, I'm sorry Felicia. The answer we were looking for was 'Moops'."
Black Cat: "That's a mis-print."
Spider-Man: "Well it's what the card says."
Black Cat: ""

 

[ultimatefan]

Love those "Black Cat in a glass" ones!

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDER-MAN: Jeez, Felicia, don´t get yout panties in a bunch, I´ll save ya soon enough, just let me enjoy the sight of you all tied up for a minute...

 

[kedrell]

SPIDER-MAN: "You're kinda kinky, aren't ya?"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Good ones guys. I'm proud of you.

SPIDER-MAN: "I can't lift this thing up. How do I get you out of here?"

BLACK CAT: "Mmrahmrmammhhrrm."

SPIDER-MAN: "What?"