Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT: "Alright, he's out cold, now I can take him back to my place, photograph him in funny positions and then endager his superheroic reputation by selling them to the highest bidder. Nyehehehe!"

SPIDER-MAN: "And that is why 9 out of 10 hookers never find true love & happiness. But I'm sure you'll do just fine."

SMYTHE: "That's a wig! I bet my C-lister status on it!"

SPIDER-MAN: "So Cap, how do you feel about Obama winning?"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Honestly, I wish him the best. He's got a huge mess to deal with, and I hope he rises to the challenge, like a real man should."

BLACK CAT: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
SPIDER-MAN: "But of course you are."
BLACK CAT: "Plenty O'Toole."
SPIDER-MAN: "Named after your father, perhaps?"

BLACK CAT: "With God as my witness, I'll never be hungry again!"

BLACK CAT: "You make me want to be a better woman."
SPIDER-MAN: "Better in what sense? Better morally, better spiritually, better athletically, better sexually? Give me a hint here."

 

[Doctor Jones]

To all of Panthro's posts! I loved the Last Crusade and ESB one. t:

 

[Doctor Jones]

Took yours Panthro and made it more faithful. Hope you don't mind.

BLACK CAT: "You make it so difficult sometimes."
SPIDER-MAN: "I do, I really do. You could be a little nicer though. C'mon, admit, sometimes you think I'm alright."
BLACK CAT: "Occasionally, maybe, when you aren't acting like a scoundrel."
SPIDER-MAN: "Scoundrel... Scoundrel... I like the sound of that. You like me because I'm a Scoundrel. There aren't enough Scoundrels in your life."
BLACK CAT: "I happen to like nice men."
SPIDER-MAN: "I'm a nice man."
BLACK CAT: "No you're not, you're-"

 

[Panthro]

Took yours Panthro and made it more faithful. Hope you don't mind.

BLACK CAT: "You make it so difficult sometimes."
SPIDER-MAN: "I do, I really do. You could be a little nicer though. C'mon, admit, sometimes you think I'm alright."
BLACK CAT: "Occasionally, maybe, when you aren't acting like a scoundrel."
SPIDER-MAN: "Scoundrel... Scoundrel... I like the sound of that. You like me because I'm a Scoundrel. There aren't enough Scoundrels in your life."
BLACK CAT: "I happen to like nice men."
SPIDER-MAN: "I'm a nice man."
BLACK CAT: "No you're not, you're-"

It's cool Jones.

And thanks.

Some were very supportive of Spider-Man/Peter Parker voting for Obama.

Others were not so supportive

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro! Great stuff all around!

R FANTASTIC: For the last frikking time, I´m NOT abusing a minor!!
SPIDER-MAN: Alright, alright! But you can see how people make that mistake with you married to Jessica Alba...

 

[Panthro]

Thanks, Panthro! Great stuff all around!

R FANTASTIC: For the last frikking time, I´m NOT abusing a minor!!
SPIDER-MAN: Alright, alright! But you can see how people make that mistake with you married to Jessica Alba...

Hehehe, oh Reed you poor bastard...

VENOM: "I'm cucko for Coco Puffs, cucko for Coco Puffs!"

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

 

[Panthro]

^Thanks!

Sure thing.

JJJ: "I know that's you Black Cat! I've finally cornered you & exposed your secret identity as the alter ego of Ali Larter!"

CATWOMAN/SELINA KYLE: "Sigh. Contrary to what you may think, Mr. Jameson, I am not Black Cat. Now get out of my apartment."

 

[ultimatefan]

TOPHER: Admit it, I look evil in this pic. Wimpy and metrossexual, but evil.

 

[Spider-Kid]

Tobey: Oh MJ, I knew obama would win!

Venom: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr, I can't believe Mccain didn't win!!

Black Cat: Oh Spidey, I don't care that Mccain or Obama won, So i'll make out now!!!!

Spidey: Sigh..... I rly don't care....

 

[Spider-Kid]

TOPHER: Admit it, I look evil in this pic. Wimpy and metrossexual, but evil.

hahahahahahaha funny!!!


But I was gonna do the same

 

[Spider-Kid]

It's cool Jones.

And thanks.

Some were very supportive of Spider-Man/Peter Parker voting for Obama.

Others were not so supportive

Lulz!!!












aw crap, I just did the same

 

[BlueLightning]

From where is this pic? Is that Alex Ross?

.

 

[Hybrid]

Gabriele Dell'Otto...

 

[ultimatefan]

^Wow, it´s a chick?

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, SK!

Love the Obama/McCain ones!

 

[Doctor Jones]

VENOM: Do you really wanna jump?!!

 

[ultimatefan]

VENOM: Why can´t I be elected president?!? I´m black too!!
SPIDER-MAN: I can´t even decide which part of that statement is more insulting AND stupid...

 

[Immortalfire]

Black Cat: So, whattya think?
Spidey: I think the animators draw great breasts.

 

[Spider-Kid]

Black Cat: So, whattya think?
Spidey: I think the animators draw great breasts.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!

 

[Panthro]

Black Cat: So, whattya think?
Spidey: I think the animators draw great breasts.

Hahahaha, yeah they do.

BLACK CAT: "There's more where that came from if you can get me into Spider-Man 4 or 5."

DAREDEVIL: "You mean they wouldn't even let you throw a punch? What is wrong with your network? We're superheroes! Punching villains is what we do! All that mature reader content crap aside, the real reason people dig superheroes is to see a lot of brawling because at heart superheroes are still expected to be action oriented stories."
SPIDER-MAN: "DD, I don't pretend to understand Fox. I just let them broadcast me."

SPIDER-MAN: "Is it okay that I'm getting aroused by this?"
BLACK CAT: "That's the whole point!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh. Okay."

 

[Panthro]

And the Spider-Man VS. Mr. Fantastic Debate Rages On As Spidey & Mr. F debate all the truly important things in life -

MR. FANTASTIC: "Who are you calling white & nerdy?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "I'm calling YOU! White & Nerdy!"
MR. FANTASTIC: "Oh yeah? Well... you're emo!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Damn..."

SPIDER-MAN: "Prequel trilogy!"
MR. FANTASTIC: "Original trilogy!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Prequel trilogy!"
MR. FANTASTIC: "Original trilogy!"

SPIDER-MAN: "Brandon Routh!"
MR. FANTASTIC: "Christopher Reeve!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Brandon Routh!"
MR. FANTASTIC: "Christopher Reeve!"

SPIDEY: "Coke!"
MR. F: "Pepsi!"
SPIDEY: "Coke!"
MR. F: "Pepsi!"

 

[Spider-Kid]

Sometimes Spider-Man feels the world can be too big.

 

[ultimatefan]

Love the animators draw breasts one, the rant on Spider-Man non-punching rule and the Spidey/Mr Fantastic banter!

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDER-MAN: HUh, yeah you make a nice picture of it, Felicia, but I just got single again, it´s a little early for that...
BLACK CAT: C´mon, I was just about to get to the honeymoon part...