Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks Panthro. Holy crap, that Seinfeld one is full of win.

 

[Doctor Jones]

SPIDER-MAN: Dammit, I bought the wrong protection!

 

[Immortalfire]

SPIDER-MAN: "I can't lift this thing up. How do I get you out of here?"

BLACK CAT: "Mmrahmrmammhhrrm."

SPIDER-MAN: "What?"

Very good

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks!

 

[Panthro]

Sure thing dudes. Lots of great stuff here, can't go wrong with protection gags and Black Cat tied up under glass.

So close to 500 pages... so close... of all the times to be short on material.

 

[StylishHokie21]

JJJ: I swear to God, WB, if you make a dark Superman film in the same vein as The Dark Knight, you will wake up tomorrow morning with your balls in your mouth and your willing replacements standing over you!

Haha!

 

[ultimatefan]

Can´t go wrong with tied up Black Cat jokes.

 

[kedrell]

Holy crap, that Seinfeld one is full of win.

Thanks.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

JJJ: "YOU'RE HIRED!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

JJJ: It´s not my fault my hand is so unproportionally big compared to the rest of my body, it´s a genetic condition!!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

JJJ: "MOM! MEATLOAF! F**K!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^

(Wedding Crashers)

 

[Doctor Jones]

JJJ: Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?!!

 

[Doctor Jones]

JJJ: Lead them on, Aragorn. The bridge is near. DO AS I SAY!!! Swords are no more use here!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^ Awesome! Gandalf's words coming out of JJJ make for a good laugh.

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

JJJ: Lead them on, Aragorn. The bridge is near. DO AS I SAY!!! Swords are no more use here!

LOL! t:

 

[Superwoman Prime]

JJJ: "I'll get you, my little pretty. And you're little dog too!"

 

[Panthro]

Hahaha, all these JJJ captions are full of win.

Ah, Carmen Sandiago... I remember the cartoon AND the live action contestant version.

JJJ: "Shire! Baggins!"

JJJ: "You Shall Not Pass!"

JJJ: "I was in the pool!"

JJJ: "Rommel you magnificent bastard! I read your book!"

JJJ: "Who are you calling Perry White?!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^ Like the last one.

JJJ: "May the Force be with you, dammit!"

 

[LostMind]

JJJ: You want the finger or the fist. It is up to you.

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

^^ HAHAHAHAHA! t:

 

[ultimatefan]

Love the Perry White and the pool one!

 

[ultimatefan]

JJJ: Tons of acresses want to play strippers or hookers cuz it attracts male moviegoers and gives them a lot of media attention, yet they refuse to do nude or sex scenes, which not only is hypocritical, but they are subtly judging what their characters do, therefore it´s bad acting! Period!

 

[kedrell]

^Hahahaha, gotta agree there.t:

 

[kedrell]

JJJ: "SEX!!!!! Now that I have your attention, vote JJJ for NYC mayor!"