Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

BLACK CAT: Have you seen Uhura in the new Star Trek? It helps to have a movie girlfriend that´s ACTUALLY sexy...

 

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT: Have you seen Uhura in the new Star Trek? It helps to have a movie girlfriend that´s ACTUALLY sexy...

Damn right!

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN [thinking]: "It's times like these I'm glad I don't work for Tom Rothman."

 

[ghost_x]

Spiderman: 'HEY MJ! How d'ya like my new hands free kit?! I'm completely hands-free from you!...Adultery is a light option'

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro and hehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

BLACK CAT: If we have a scene like this in the next sequel, you think they´ll rate it R?
SPIDER-MAN: Right now, baby, I wouldn´t care if I got X-rated...

 

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT: If we have a scene like this in the next sequel, you think they´ll rate it R?
SPIDER-MAN: Right now, baby, I wouldn´t care if I got X-rated...

Hehehehehe. Nor should he care.

BLACK CAT: "Great, now Tom Rothman's after me. Sometimes my being too hot can be a curse."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

REED: How couldn´t my franchise get a truly talented filmmaker like JJ Abrams and a decent budget to make it the epic sci-fi adventure it deserved to be?!?
SPIDEY: Two words for you, pal: Tom Rothman.

 

[ultimatefan]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: What´s that ginormous thing that´s slowly, but surely, crumbling down?
SPIDER-MAN: Adam Sandler´s career.

 

[kedrell]

REED: "So you're saying you could handle me. Is that an invitation?"

 

[kedrell]

REED: How couldn´t my franchise get a truly talented filmmaker like JJ Abrams and a decent budget to make it the epic sci-fi adventure it deserved to be?!?
SPIDEY: Two words for you, pal: Tom Rothman.

hehehehehe, for the record, someone like JJ Abrams would be perfect to direct a really good FF movie.

 

[ultimatefan]

^Definitely.

 

[kedrell]

REED: "Hello!! Anybody home?!!! Think McFly, THINK!!!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Can´t go wrong with a BTTF quote.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

MR. FANTASTIC: "Oh boo-hoo! You had to emo jazz dance! Your friend turned enemy got cheap amnesia! Sandman pulled a Jack Nicholson Joker! You got no real joy out of your relationship with MJ! Boo-frickin'-hoo!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Jeez Reed, what do you want?"
MR. FANTASTIC: "I want YOU to stop whining & b***ing about the more lukewarm reaction to your 3rd film and just be grateful that your franchise was respectable at one point and that Sony still wants to make 3 more films about you while me and my posse don't have any future films in sight!"

 

[Panthro]

MR. FANTASTIC: "You think you got it bad stuck with Kirsten Dunst?! I got stuck with Jessica Alba!!! And that ain't no walk in the park!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Hmm, maybe Kirsten's not so bad after all..."

 

[Venom'sDad]

A sensual BlackCat: Is that a flashlight or you just excited to see me?!

A very suave Spiderman: That's my new Canon Zoooommm Lens xi 2400 series Hi-Defff Camera...... eh.

 

[ultimatefan]

Cool stuff Panthro.

 

[ultimatefan]

MR. FANTASTIC: You think getting Topher Grace as Venom was bad?!? They turned Doctor Doom into a rip-off of Norman Osborn in your first movie mixed with Electro!!

 

[Panthro]

MR. FANTASTIC: You think getting Topher Grace as Venom was bad?!? They turned Doctor Doom into a rip-off of Norman Osborn in your first movie mixed with Electro!!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Why the hell Wolverine keeps stabbing himself when he knows he´ll just heal every time?
SPIDER-MAN: He´s trying to look his worst so they stop using him for every movie and cartoon project that´s even remotely mutant-related...

 

[protocida]

MR. FANTASTIC: I'M NOT GEORGE W. BUSH!