Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "I call this the Nut-Cracker!"
DOC OCK: "I thought it was Nut-Buster."
SPIDER-MAN: "Same thing."

 

[ultimatefan]

UNCLE BEN: Sometimes, my dear nephew, life just doesn´t make sense. Like, the same guys who wrote Star Trek also wrote Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen...

 

[Panthro]

UNCLE BEN: Sometimes, my dear nephew, life just doesn´t make sense. Like, the same guys who wrote Star Trek also wrote Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen...

 

[kedrell]

UNCLE BEN: Sometimes, my dear nephew, life just doesn´t make sense. Like, the same guys who wrote Star Trek also wrote Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen...

Hehehe, just goes to show you the importance of the choice of director can not be underestimated. Because there's light years of difference between Abrams and Bay.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys!

BTW, Kedrell, did I tell you how much I love your avatar? Where´s it from?

 

[ultimatefan]

UNCLE BEN: Sometimes, my nephew, life appears to lose all meaning and happiness seems impossible... Then, when you least expect... You get to see two hot chicks making out!

 

[ultimatefan]

UNCLE BEN: Here´s the deal, if you´re gonna disobey me and not go to library and get into a wrestling match for money and then let a mugger run and shoot me to hijack my car, at least don´t do it for a Kirsten Dunst, do it for a Megan Fox level of chick!
PETER: Got it, Uncle Ben!

 

[SpideyTheBest]

Peter: So, Uncle Ben, I heard that Micheal Papajohn is returning for Spider-Man 4! You know, the guy that played the guy that killed you.
Uncle Ben: He didin't kill me...
Peter: Right. So, what's up with that? Is it another plot twist? I mean, you're the one that got killed so you must know.
Uncle Ben: Son, if I told you what role he has in Spider-Man 4 he is actually really going to kill me.
Peter: But if you tell me you will actually change the mistake they made in Spider-Man 3.
Uncle Ben: Yeah well I'm tired of first getting shot by one guy, and then later on getting killed by the guy who becomes Sandman and then tell you what role the first guy that shot me has in Spider-Man 4 so that guy could kill me to please the fans! It's not fun getting killed so many times you know?
Peter: Well, wouldn't it be better if you just told me so this whole mess could get fixed?
Uncle Ben: Alright, but then it's going to be the last time I get killed ok?

 

[kedrell]

Thanks guys!

BTW, Kedrell, did I tell you how much I love your avatar? Where´s it from?

Ask Aesop-Rocks. He posted a larger version of it in the Olivia munn thread in the Iron Man 2 sub-forum. I just had the guys in the avatar thread resize it down.

 

[LostMind]

Thanks guys!

BTW, Kedrell, did I tell you how much I love your avatar? Where´s it from?

It was a parody done by G4 of Bionic Woman called Lesbonic Woman.

 

[LostMind]

Reed: "The universe is going to end."
Spider-Man: "Dude, be calm. We are a kid's cartoon show. Everything is going to be okay about twenty minutes."

 

[LostMind]

Ben: "Oh. Oh. Peter, what's this? Mr. Franklin is lonely. This is only"
Peter: "Sorry, uncle. It's been a slow day."
Ben: "What do you mean sorry, uncle. Oh no. Is Ben Parker going to have to choke a nephew? "

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff all around guys.

UNCLE BEN: "You can either let Aunt May go down the line & enjoy a nice long happy marriage with MJ, or you can wish that marriage away to save Aunt May for another few years since you are apparently incapable of standing on your own without her, it's your choice."

 

[Panthro]

Reed: "One minute Sue complains I never do the dishes and the next she complains I never take out the trash! Like I have time for domestic work! Meanwhile, the Skrulls are invading & threatening New York!"
Spider-Man: "Women can be very insensitive sometimes."

 

[Panthro]

REED: "SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will! Die you wage hiking skum!"
SPIDER-MAN: ""

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

Ben: "Oh. Oh. Peter, what's this? Mr. Franklin is lonely. This is only"
Peter: "Sorry, uncle. It's been a slow day."
Ben: "What do you mean sorry, uncle. Oh no. Is Ben Parker going to have to choke a nephew? "

Good chappelle show reference, lol. t:

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

UNCLE BEN: I know, Peter. For your generation Michael Jackson was just a freaky weirdo who got disfigured by way too many plastic surgeries and may or may not have done unspeakable things to kids. But I remember him as one of the most innovative pop musicians of all time, who pretty much ruled the world with his irresistible tunes and unbelievable dance moves. And by the way, he used to be black.
PETER: What the f***?!!?

 

[Panthro]

UNCLE BEN: I know, Peter. For your generation Michael Jackson was just a freaky weirdo who got disfigured by way too many plastic surgeries and may or may not have done unspeakable things to kids. But I remember him as one of the most innovative pop musicians of all time, who pretty much ruled the world with his irresistible tunes and unbelievable dance moves. And by the way, he used to be black.
PETER: What the f***?!!?

Tragicomic. Very tragicomic.

 

[Panthro]

UNCLE BEN: "Peter, I've got just one thing to say. Testicles. That is all."
PETER: "Eww."

 

[kedrell]

UNCLE BEN: "Peter, I've got just one thing to say. Testicles. That is all."
PETER: "Eww."

Peter: "Michael Bay has been a bad influence on you, Uncle Ben."

 

[Panthro]

Peter: "Michael Bay has been a bad influence on you, Uncle Ben."

Hehehehehe

PETER: "She may not be my wife anymore, but she's the next best thing - a friend with benefits."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Love the testicles one and the friends with benefits one.

 

[ultimatefan]

UNCLE BEN: Peter, mark the words from someone older and wiser. Over ten years ago, people thought Armaggeddon was the coolest thing in the world too, and now you have to look hard as hell to find someone who claims to love that movie.
PETER: And it was directed by Michael Bay too!
BEN: Bingo.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks & hehehehehe

PETER: "This is how we celebrate the 4th of July in my town!"