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  1. kedrell Fork&SpoonOperator

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    UNCLE BEN: "Ok, we're here at the bank. Now remember what I told ya and don't f*** this up or I'll toss you in front of an oncoming bus! We go in strong and nobody get's out alive."
    PETER: "Sure thing Uncle Ben. I wants mah monay!!"
    UNCLE BEN: "Just shaddup and follow me in."
     
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    UNCLE BEN: (sings) "My baby don't mess around
    Because she loves me so
    And this I know for shooo..
    Uh, But does she really wanna
    But can't stand to see me
    Walk out the dooor..
    Don't try to fight the feelin'
    Because the thought alone is killing me right nooww..
    Uh, thank god for mom and dad
    For sticking two together
    'Cause we don't know hooowww...
    UH!"
     
  3. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Cool stuff, Ked, Prime!
     
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    SPIDER-MAN: "Man, f*** you Hulk! F*** you Mr. So Called Incredible Hulk! F*** you Mr. Had a Longer Running Live Action TV series than me! F*** you Mr. Ang Lee oddball art house deal! F*** you Mr. Couldn't Hold Your Own Opposite Iron Man and the Dark Knight! F*** you Mr- eh, you're gonna drop that on me, aren't you?"
    HULK: "Yep."
    SPIDER-MAN: "I'm boned aren't I?"
    HULK: "Yep."
    IRON MAN: "And so the rest of us are boned thanks to you. Jerk!"
     
  5. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    SPIDER-MAN: So, even if Hulk is strong enough to hold all this weight, how can he hold all of it at once without any support on the sides? How come the rest of the rock doesn´t collapse around him?
    CAPTAIN? Do you prefer to be physically accurate or alive?
    SPIDER-MAN: Alive! Alive!
     
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    Haha..
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    Thanks, and

    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
     
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    IRON MAN: "Can we get out of here as fast as possible? Hulk is making us all look extremely inadequate."
     
  10. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Thanks Speter, Panthro, Prime! Great one, Prime!
     
  11. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    SPIDER-MAN: Hey isn´t it ironic Hulk is basically holding all the Marvel universe on his shoulders when his movie franchise is actually one of the least successful ones?
    IRON MAN: Oh yeah, say that just a little bit louder so he can hear it and let us all get crushed like bugs, will ya?
    SPIDER-MAN: Huh, nevermind.
     
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    :pal::pal::pal::lmao::lmao::lmao:
     
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    JIM CAVIEZEL: "I'll work out! I can gain the necessary muscle mass! Please, let me play Kraven the Hunter, I'm begging you!"
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    PETER: "What do you think Uncle Ben, should we give it to him?"
    UNCLE BEN: "Hell, why not? Can't possibly be worse than Topher Grace as Venom."
     
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    Thanks Space!
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    PETER: "If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?"
    BEN: "Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner."
     
  17. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Thanks, Panthro! Interesting suggestion.
     
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    BEN: Listen to the voice of experience, Pete. Ryan Reynolds may seem like a bit of a "what the hell?" choice to play Hal Jordan/Green Lantern, but I remember when Heath Ledger was called a "what the hell?" choice to play The Joker and Robert Downey Jr. was called a "what the hell?" choice to play Tony Stark/Iron Man.
    PETER: Okay, thanks for the advice, Uncle Ben.
    BEN: Not to mention the last rumor was Justin Tymberlake would play him, now THAT´S a "what the hell?" choice.
    PETER: (shudders)
     
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    Peter: What! Are you kidding me?!?

    Ben: Oh no, I'm not sh**ting you... I was bad arse in my day. I didn't had to have a name put in front of me, like your generation. SPIDERman, SUPERman, BATman, IRONman... no sir-ye bob. They just called me, The Man. I kid you not.
     
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    Sure thing.

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    DAREDEVIL: "Dude, you've gotta get me a cameo in your next film! I'm dying out here, man!"
    SPIDER-MAN: "I'll see what I can do."


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    SPIDER-MAN: "Don't worry Felicia, if anyone can sleep their way into the next film, it's you."
    BLACK CAT: "Um, thank you."


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    SPIDER-MAN: "Felicia, it goes without saying, you've got a better rack and a better ass than any of the DCAU women."
    BLACK CAT: "Of course I do. I'm not restricted to the Jack Kirby style."


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    BLACK CAT: "With God as my witness, I'll never be the victim of a controversial retconning of my origin again!"


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    BLACK CAT: "I thought you said you liked it rough."
    SPIDER-MAN: "Not repeatedly hit my testicles with a sledgehammer rough!"


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    ALICIA WITT: "Well Mr. High Powered Sony Executive, what do you think? Do I have the part?"
    HIGH POWERED SONY EXEC: "Miss Witt, after your passionate tour de force performance, there can be no doubt that you're the right woman to replace Kirsten Dunst as Mary-Jane Watson."
    ALICIA: "If you thought my performance in bed was good, you ain't seen nothing yet. Now, I'm gonna give you a much deserved thank you."
    HPSE: ":grin:"

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    HUMAN TORCH: "You will pay for tricking us into working for 20th Century Fox, do you hear?! You will pay!"
    SPIDER-MAN: "Oh come on guys, are you still mad at me about that?"
     
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    Black Cat: ""Hmm, he's out cold. Well I'm sure he wouldn't mind me taking advantage of him in this state. A girl's gotta get her freak on sometimes."
     
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