Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Superwoman Prime]

SPIDEY: "No, Mary Jane will not star in your tentacle hentai flick."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

UNCLE BEN: "It will be an honor to be one of the only comic book characters who stays dead for a substantial amount of time."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

UNCLE BEN: "... and remember. When a girl says "no" or "stop", that means "yes." And when a girl says "yes", that means "hell yes." And it's completely natural for her to put up a major fight before you go down on her."

PETER: "Or I could just be nice like I always am."

UNCLE BEN: "Yeah, that too."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

double post

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro! Love the 4th of July one and the "stay dead" one.

 

[ultimatefan]

UNCLE BEN: Don´t worry Peter, Megan Fox may be playing high-and-mighty now cuz she´s in a humongous franchise, but now that Michael Bay gave her a lot of s*** she may not come back for a third one and will probably end up having to fess up and show her goodies in a movie, it may be some boring pretentious artsy-fartsy crap, but don´t worry, you´ll get to download the best parts for free on some video upload site.
PETER: Thank you Uncle Ben, you gave me hope again!

 

[Panthro]

UNCLE BEN: Don´t worry Peter, Megan Fox may be playing high-and-mighty now cuz she´s in a humongous franchise, but now that Michael Bay gave her a lot of s*** she may not come back for a third one and will probably end up having to fess up and show her goodies in a movie, it may be some boring pretentious artsy-fartsy crap, but don´t worry, you´ll get to download the best parts for free on some video upload site.
PETER: Thank you Uncle Ben, you gave me hope again!

IRON MAN: "What happened to him?"
MR. FANTASTIC: "He was forced to watch that awful Dragon Ball Z movie."
IRON MAN: "Ouch."
SPIDER-MAN: "Twice."
IRON MAN: "Good God in Heaven!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks, Panthro! Love the 4th of July one and the "stay dead" one.

Thanks, man. Glad to see that even Uncle Ben theorizes about Megan Fox's future.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

IRON MAN: "What happened to him?"
MR. FANTASTIC: "He was forced to watch that awful Dragon Ball Z movie."
IRON MAN: "Ouch."
SPIDER-MAN: "Twice."
IRON MAN: "Good God in Heaven!"

I don't expect a full recovery for Lizard.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

UNCLE BEN: "I'll distract the guy at the counter while you swipe the beer."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, Prime! Good stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDEY: C´mon, large coats and eliptical shades are sooo Matrix!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^ Heheheheheheheh.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

DOC OCK: "Face it, your first game for the PS2 was an atrocious piece of garbage!"

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks! I haven´t seen that gam^e, doesn´t look like I was missing anything, though.

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDEY: For the last f***ing time, when I say I miss making love to MJ, I mean Mary Jane, not Michael Jackson!!

 

[Venom'sDad]

Spidey: You ****ing eight-limb urchin.... you stay away from her! YOU HEAR!!!
DocOck: .... who, Ursula?
Spidey: ..... oh, my bad.

 

[Panthro]

UNCLE BEN: "... and remember. When a girl says "no" or "stop", that means "yes." And when a girl says "yes", that means "hell yes." And it's completely natural for her to put up a major fight before you go down on her."

PETER: "Or I could just be nice like I always am."

UNCLE BEN: "Yeah, that too."

 

[Panthro]

SPIDEY: For the last f***ing time, when I say I miss making love to MJ, I mean Mary Jane, not Michael Jackson!!

 

[Panthro]

UNCLE BEN: "I'll distract the guy at the counter while you swipe the beer."

Nyahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

UNCLE BEN: "It will be an honor to be one of the only comic book characters who stays dead for a substantial amount of time."

 

[Panthro]

SPIDEY: C´mon, large coats and eliptical shades are sooo Matrix!

Hehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

UNCLE BEN: "Hollywood doesn't always make sense Peter. Sometimes you get a guy well into his 30s playing a character who is traditionally portrayed as being only in his early 20s at best, and sometimes you get a guy who's only 25 playing a character where the storyline really calls for an older, more mature looking actor."
PETER: "I'll bet."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Indeed Hollywood makes no sense...

 

[ultimatefan]

UNCLE BEN: Peter, if life made sense, Michael Bay would be working on building demolitions.