Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[ultimatefan]

CAP: What´s all that mess, confusion, and mayhem down there?
SPIDEY: Oh, nothing, it´s the casting of Iron Man 2...

 

[Mutagen]

^Hahaha, loved the MAX one.

Thanks Panthro! Love the Fox logo one.

Thanks guys

Cap: Spider-man, thank you for meeting me here, I have something to tell you; I... love you.

Spider-man:...!?

 

[Panthro]

CAP: What´s all that mess, confusion, and mayhem down there?
SPIDEY: Oh, nothing, it´s the casting of Iron Man 2...

Hehehehehe

 

[LostMind]

Spider-Man: "Should we save them?"
Captain America: "We will after our coffee break ends in five minutes."

 

[Arcturus]

*RING! RING! RING!*

Peter: Hello?
Voice: Yes, this is the electric company calling, we want to know if your refrigerator is running?
Peter: Yes, it is...
Voice: It is? Well you better go catch it! HAHAHAH!
Peter: WTF?

*Hangs up*

Later...

*RING! RING! RING!*

Peter: Hello?
Voice: Hi! How are you? I'm doing a survey and I would like to ask you why the chicken crossed the road?
Peter: Huh? What are you...
Voice: She wanted to lay it on the line!

*Hangs up*

Next Day...

*RING! RING! RING!*

Peter: Peter Parker speaking...
Voice: Yes, this is the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Control Unit, you have been named by a former lover of yours who is infected with herpes, it is our duty to notify you.
Peter: WHAT?!

*Hangs up*

Later on...

*RING! RING! RING!*

Green Goblin: This is your greatest arch nemesis speaking! I have Mary Jane Watson and if you don't meet my demands I'll...

Peter: SHUT THE **** UP! SHUT THE **** UP! YOU'VE CALLED AND HARASSED ME ENOUGH! I'M GOING TO FIND YOU AND PUNCH YOU IN THE BRAIN! ARE WE CLEAR?!

-Mary Jane Watsons voice in the background!

MJ: Don't hang up Peter! SAVE ME! HE'S GOING TO KILL ME!

*Hangs up*

Elsewhere...

Eddie/Venom: HAHAHAH! Victory is mine! I told you I'd get even, Spider-Jerk. Never wound what you can't kill!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

The prank one is genius!

 

[Doctor Jones]

That is great!

 

[Panthro]

*RING! RING! RING!*

Peter: Hello?
Voice: Yes, this is the electric company calling, we want to know if your refrigerator is running?
Peter: Yes, it is...
Voice: It is? Well you better go catch it! HAHAHAH!
Peter: WTF?

*Hangs up*

Later...

*RING! RING! RING!*

Peter: Hello?
Voice: Hi! How are you? I'm doing a survey and I would like to ask you why the chicken crossed the road?
Peter: Huh? What are you...
Voice: She wanted to lay it on the line!

*Hangs up*

Next Day...

*RING! RING! RING!*

Peter: Peter Parker speaking...
Voice: Yes, this is the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Control Unit, you have been named by a former lover of yours who is infected with herpes, it is our duty to notify you.
Peter: WHAT?!

*Hangs up*

Later on...

*RING! RING! RING!*

Green Goblin: This is your greatest arch nemesis speaking! I have Mary Jane Watson and if you don't meet my demands I'll...

Peter: SHUT THE **** UP! SHUT THE **** UP! YOU'VE CALLED AND HARRASED ME ENOUGH! I'M GOING TO FIND YOU AND PUNCH YOU IN THE BRAIN! ARE WE CLEAR?!

-Mary Jane Watsons voice in the background!

MJ: Don't hang up Peter! SAVE ME! HE'S GOING TO KILL ME!

*Hangs up*

Elsewhere...

Eddie/Venom: HAHAHAH! Victory is mine! I told you I'd get even, Spider-Jerk. Never wound what you can't kill!

Bwahahahahahahaha, that really is brilliant!

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "It was one thing to drop in uninvited & bust up my personal belongings, it was another thing to pimp slap my women, it was yet another thing when you went around eating other people's brains, and it was another thing to raid my fridge & pass out on my couch thus ruining my perfectly good couch, but you do not, YOU DO NOT GET TO WATCH MY F***ING TV!!!!"

MJ: "Gimme some sugar baby!"

SPIDER-MAN: "Felicia, I thought we agreed not to make love in public."
BLACK CAT: "F*** the agreement! I need you now!"

 

[LostMind]

Spidey: "What's that?"
Cap: "That is the line to date Megan Fox. She's single now."

 

[LostMind]

Spidey: "I went to a seminar two weeks ago."
Cap: "What seminar?"
Spidey: "The one about saying yes to everything."
Cap: "What's so bad about that?"
Spidey: "I said yes to someone and I never got married to MJ."

 

[ultimatefan]

Love the Evil Dead 3 quote and the Megan Fox one!

 

[ultimatefan]

TOBEY: f*** face; first, take a big step back and littarly F*** YOUR OWN FACE! Now I don’t know what kind of Hollywood ******** power play your trying to pull here, but marvel superhero movie is my territory, so whatever your thinking; you better think again; otherwise I’m going to have to head down there and I will rain down in a godly f***’n fire storm upon you, your going to have to call the f***’n United Nation to get a ****’n binding resolution to keep me from f***’n destroying you! I Am Talking Scorched Earth Mother ****er! I will Massacre You! I WILL F*** YOU UP!

 

[Mutagen]

Voice on Phone: Hello Mr. Parker, we've been watching you, and we know you've been smoking the dooby.

Parker: But how--

Voice: Quiet. Unless you want Aunt May to find out, you will cooperate with us fully.

 

[The Navigator]

"He's got hydrogen psychosis, the crazy eye!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Batman?

No.

Iron Man?

No.

Gi Joe?

F*** no, it´s Green Goblin, for f*** sake!! Your f***ing archnemesis!!

Oh, sorry, it´s the armored costume thing, everybody uses it now... Didn´t you wear purple and had a purse and a broomstick?

F*** YOU!!!

 

[Doctor Jones]

^ That reminds me how bad it would of been if they adapted that look to the screen.

 

[SpaceWay2009]

SPIDER-MAN: "It was one thing to drop in uninvited & bust up my personal belongings, it was another thing to pimp slap my women, it was yet another thing when you went around eating other people's brains, and it was another thing to raid my fridge & pass out on my couch thus ruining my perfectly good couch, but you do not, YOU DO NOT GET TO WATCH MY F***ING TV!!!!"

MJ: "Gimme some sugar baby!"

SPIDER-MAN: "Felicia, I thought we agreed not to make love in public."
BLACK CAT: "F*** the agreement! I need you now!"

Nice pictures! And I have to say, Black Cat has some big boobs! LOL...By the way, is that picture from the Ultimate comics and the regular?

 

[SpaceWay2009]

SPIDER-MAN: "It was one thing to drop in uninvited & bust up my personal belongings, it was another thing to pimp slap my women, it was yet another thing when you went around eating other people's brains, and it was another thing to raid my fridge & pass out on my couch thus ruining my perfectly good couch, but you do not, YOU DO NOT GET TO WATCH MY F***ING TV!!!!"

MJ: "Gimme some sugar baby!"

SPIDER-MAN: "Felicia, I thought we agreed not to make love in public."
BLACK CAT: "F*** the agreement! I need you now!"

Nice pictures! And I have to say, Black Cat has some big boobs! LOL...By the way, is that picture from the Ultimate comics or the regular?

 

[ultimatefan]

^ That reminds me how bad it would of been if they adapted that look to the screen.

Yeah, you wouldn´t believe how many people wanted it along those lines.

 

[kedrell]

Well, what we got wasn't all that better with the Power Ranger look. There had to be a better option. Like having his clothes more like the Ultimate Goblin but still having his mear an actual skin-tight, face mask.

 

[ultimatefan]

Some characters I think will always look a little cartoony. The Hulk CGI improped a lot, but sometimes it still puts you off the hook.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Yeah, the green skinned tights would of looked stupid as hell on screen.

I saw some really great concept art for GG on the SM1 DVD.

 

[kedrell]

Some characters I think will always look a little cartoony. The Hulk CGI improped a lot, but sometimes it still puts you off the hook.

Well with regards to the Hulk, I'd say as soon as we get a fully functioning CGI actor for Hulk, coupled with the better type design we had in this 2nd movie, then that hook will get a lot smaller just like it was with Gollum.

 

[Panthro]

Nice pictures! And I have to say, Black Cat has some big boobs! LOL...By the way, is that picture from the Ultimate comics and the regular?

I'm pretty sure that last picture is from the regular Marvel universe.

MR. FANTASTIC: "SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will! DIE, YOU WAGE HIKING SCUM!"
SPIDER-MAN: ""