Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[SpaceWay2009]

It's boobs/waist/ass.

Haha! All right, thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro! Cool stuff, guys.

 

[ultimatefan]

TOBEY: kick your f***in’ ass! I want you off the f***in’ set, you prick! No, don’t just be sorry! Think for one f***in’ second! What the f*** are you doing? Are you professional or not? Do I f***in’ walk around and rip down– No, shut the f*** up! Do I walk– No! Nnno! Don’t shut me up! Am I gonna walk around and rip your f***in’ lights down? In the middle of a scene? Then why the f*** are you walkin’ right through? “Oh, dah-dah, dah-dah,” like this in the background. What the f*** is it with you? What don’t you f***in’ understand? You got any f***in’ idea about, hey, it’s f***in’ distracting having somebody walkin’ up behind Bryce in the middle of the f***in’ scene? Gimme a f***in’ answer! What don’t you get about it? Ohhhhh, goooood for you! And how was it? I hope it was f***in’ good, because it’s useless now, isn’t it? F***’s sake, man, you’re amateur. Raimi, you have f***in’ somethin’ to say to this prick? Well, somebody should be f***in’ watchin’ him and keepin’ an eye on him. It’s the second time that he doesn’t give a f***. About what is goin’ on in front of the camera. Alright? I’m tryin’ to f***in’ do a scene here and I’m goin’, “Why the f*** is he walkin’ in there? What is he doin’ there?” Do you understand, my mind is not in the scene if you’re doin’ that. Stay off the f***in’ set, man. For f***’s sake. Right, let’s go again. No, let’s not take a f***in’ minute, let’s go again! And let’s not have you f***in’ walkin’ in! Can I have Tom put this on, please? You’re unbelievable, man. You’re un-f***in’-believable. Number of times you’re strollin’ a-f***in’-round in the background. I’ve never had a DP behave like this. Ahhhhh, you don’t f***in’ understand what it’s like workin’ with actors, that’s what that is.T hat’s what that is, man, I’m tellin’ you! I’m not askin’, I’m tellin’ you. You wouldn’t have done that otherwise. [sound of something being knocked over] I’m gonna f***in’ kick your f***in’ ass! If you don’t shut up for a second, alright? I’m gonna go, you want me to f***in’ trash your lights? Do you want me to f***in’ trash ‘em? Then why are you trashin’ my scene? You are trashin’ my scene! You do it one more f***in’ time, and I ain’t walkin’ on this set if you’re still hired. I’m f***in’ serious. You’re a nice guy! You’re a nice guy! But that don’t f***in’ cut it when you’re bulls****in’ and f***in’ around like this on set! Yeah, you might get it, he doesn’t f***in’ get it! You might. He! Does! Not! Get it! No, I don’t need any f***in’ walkin’! He needs to stop walkin’! I ain’t the one walkin’! Let’s get Tom and put this back on, let’s go again. Seriously, man, you and me, we’re f***in’ done professionally. F***in’ ass.

BALE: Huh, nice try kiddo, but next time leave the insane macho rampage for the pros, okay? F***ing amateur...

 

[Panthro]

TOBEY: kick your f***in’ ass! I want you off the f***in’ set, you prick! No, don’t just be sorry! Think for one f***in’ second! What the f*** are you doing? Are you professional or not? Do I f***in’ walk around and rip down– No, shut the f*** up! Do I walk– No! Nnno! Don’t shut me up! Am I gonna walk around and rip your f***in’ lights down? In the middle of a scene? Then why the f*** are you walkin’ right through? “Oh, dah-dah, dah-dah,” like this in the background. What the f*** is it with you? What don’t you f***in’ understand? You got any f***in’ idea about, hey, it’s f***in’ distracting having somebody walkin’ up behind Bryce in the middle of the f***in’ scene? Gimme a f***in’ answer! What don’t you get about it? Ohhhhh, goooood for you! And how was it? I hope it was f***in’ good, because it’s useless now, isn’t it? F***’s sake, man, you’re amateur. Raimi, you have f***in’ somethin’ to say to this prick? Well, somebody should be f***in’ watchin’ him and keepin’ an eye on him. It’s the second time that he doesn’t give a f***. About what is goin’ on in front of the camera. Alright? I’m tryin’ to f***in’ do a scene here and I’m goin’, “Why the f*** is he walkin’ in there? What is he doin’ there?” Do you understand, my mind is not in the scene if you’re doin’ that. Stay off the f***in’ set, man. For f***’s sake. Right, let’s go again. No, let’s not take a f***in’ minute, let’s go again! And let’s not have you f***in’ walkin’ in! Can I have Tom put this on, please? You’re unbelievable, man. You’re un-f***in’-believable. Number of times you’re strollin’ a-f***in’-round in the background. I’ve never had a DP behave like this. Ahhhhh, you don’t f***in’ understand what it’s like workin’ with actors, that’s what that is.T hat’s what that is, man, I’m tellin’ you! I’m not askin’, I’m tellin’ you. You wouldn’t have done that otherwise. [sound of something being knocked over] I’m gonna f***in’ kick your f***in’ ass! If you don’t shut up for a second, alright? I’m gonna go, you want me to f***in’ trash your lights? Do you want me to f***in’ trash ‘em? Then why are you trashin’ my scene? You are trashin’ my scene! You do it one more f***in’ time, and I ain’t walkin’ on this set if you’re still hired. I’m f***in’ serious. You’re a nice guy! You’re a nice guy! But that don’t f***in’ cut it when you’re bulls****in’ and f***in’ around like this on set! Yeah, you might get it, he doesn’t f***in’ get it! You might. He! Does! Not! Get it! No, I don’t need any f***in’ walkin’! He needs to stop walkin’! I ain’t the one walkin’! Let’s get Tom and put this back on, let’s go again. Seriously, man, you and me, we’re f***in’ done professionally. F***in’ ass.

BALE: Huh, nice try kiddo, but next time leave the insane macho rampage for the pros, okay? F***ing amateur...

 

[Panthro]

TOBEY: "Stop saying I'm too old to play a traditionally late teen/early 20s/mid 20s character!"

BALE: "Well dude you're what, 35 now?"

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks and hehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

FOUR BUCKS FOR A COMIC BOOK?!!? ARE YOU PEOPLE OUT OF YOUR F***ING MINDS?!!?

 

[Panthro]

FOUR BUCKS FOR A COMIC BOOK?!!? ARE YOU PEOPLE OUT OF YOUR F***ING MINDS?!!?

GWEN STACY: "Oh man I am so toasted right now... I think... I've got to lay off that stash that Topher keeps bringing over from the 70s Show set."

 

[Venom'sDad]

OMG! OMG! I'm gonna play Prowler in the next Spider-Man flick!!!

 

[Venom'sDad]

Come on..... let me hear you say it.

No... I don't wanna.

I want to hear you say it... Say It Right Now!

let an roos.

What? What was that... I couldn't hear you?

BATMAN RULES!!!

Ohh, Batman Rules....... I thought that's what you said.

 

[Panthro]

OMG! OMG! I'm gonna play Prowler in the next Spider-Man flick!!!

Hehehehehe

GWEN: "C'mon, don't make me do the 'Would you f*** me I'd f*** me hard" gag."

 

[Panthro]

Come on..... let me hear you say it.

No... I don't wanna.

I want to hear you say it... Say It Right Now!

let an roos.

What? What was that... I couldn't hear you?

BATMAN RULES!!!

Ohh, Batman Rules....... I thought that's what you said.

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

PETER: "My God, her ass is better than both MJ's ass and Black Cat's ass combined! And she's just BEGGING me to grab it at that angle... must... grab... consequences... be... damned..."

 

[SpaceWay2009]

^Nice picture, too!

 

[Panthro]

^Nice picture, too!

Thanks.

AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: "Hello there spider-boy..."

SPIDER-MAN: "Thor is SOOOOOOOOO gonna kill me after he finds out I screwed Amora, assuming MJ & Felcia [Black Cat] don't kill me first... but it'll be worth it."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro!

Love the Batman rules one and the Ms. Marvel one.

 

[ultimatefan]

TOBEY: I´ll be king of superhero movies again, you´ll see!

BALE: Why, cuz you use a lot more Photoshop than me?

 

[Panthro]

TOBEY: I´ll be king of superhero movies again, you´ll see!

BALE: Why, cuz you use a lot more Photoshop than me?

Hehehehehehe

SPIDER-MAN: "Oh no, my ticket for 'UP' is getting away! Must snag it with a web line!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! It sadly reminds me UP hasn´t opened in Brazil yet.

 

[ultimatefan]

TOBEY: I´ll be king of superhero movies at the box office again, you´ll see!

BALE: Why, cuz you appeal more to the sexually ambiguous demographics?

 

[Panthro]

TOBEY: I´ll be king of superhero movies at the box office again, you´ll see!

BALE: Why, cuz you appeal more to the sexually ambiguous demographics?

 

[protocida]

TOBEY: I'll be king of superhero movies at the box office again, you'll see!

BALE: Why, because Morbius might attract the "Twilight" tweens?

 

[kedrell]

^Nice one.

TOBEY: "I'll be back on top as the undisputed king of superheroes just you watch, dammit!!!"

BALE: "Pfft, this time next year you won't even be Marvel's king anymore."

 

[Panthro]

Ked, Proto, great work as usual.

BLACK CAT: "C'mon, you know that after the lukewarm response to #3 you're gonna need all the help you can get to become box office champion again."
SPIDER-MAN: "You're right, as usual."

 

[Doctor Octopus]

TOBEY: kick your f***in’ ass! I want you off the f***in’ set, you prick! No, don’t just be sorry! Think for one f***in’ second! What the f*** are you doing? Are you professional or not? Do I f***in’ walk around and rip down– No, shut the f*** up! Do I walk– No! Nnno! Don’t shut me up! Am I gonna walk around and rip your f***in’ lights down? In the middle of a scene? Then why the f*** are you walkin’ right through? “Oh, dah-dah, dah-dah,” like this in the background. What the f*** is it with you? What don’t you f***in’ understand? You got any f***in’ idea about, hey, it’s f***in’ distracting having somebody walkin’ up behind Bryce in the middle of the f***in’ scene? Gimme a f***in’ answer! What don’t you get about it? Ohhhhh, goooood for you! And how was it? I hope it was f***in’ good, because it’s useless now, isn’t it? F***’s sake, man, you’re amateur. Raimi, you have f***in’ somethin’ to say to this prick? Well, somebody should be f***in’ watchin’ him and keepin’ an eye on him. It’s the second time that he doesn’t give a f***. About what is goin’ on in front of the camera. Alright? I’m tryin’ to f***in’ do a scene here and I’m goin’, “Why the f*** is he walkin’ in there? What is he doin’ there?” Do you understand, my mind is not in the scene if you’re doin’ that. Stay off the f***in’ set, man. For f***’s sake. Right, let’s go again. No, let’s not take a f***in’ minute, let’s go again! And let’s not have you f***in’ walkin’ in! Can I have Tom put this on, please? You’re unbelievable, man. You’re un-f***in’-believable. Number of times you’re strollin’ a-f***in’-round in the background. I’ve never had a DP behave like this. Ahhhhh, you don’t f***in’ understand what it’s like workin’ with actors, that’s what that is.T hat’s what that is, man, I’m tellin’ you! I’m not askin’, I’m tellin’ you. You wouldn’t have done that otherwise. [sound of something being knocked over] I’m gonna f***in’ kick your f***in’ ass! If you don’t shut up for a second, alright? I’m gonna go, you want me to f***in’ trash your lights? Do you want me to f***in’ trash ‘em? Then why are you trashin’ my scene? You are trashin’ my scene! You do it one more f***in’ time, and I ain’t walkin’ on this set if you’re still hired. I’m f***in’ serious. You’re a nice guy! You’re a nice guy! But that don’t f***in’ cut it when you’re bulls****in’ and f***in’ around like this on set! Yeah, you might get it, he doesn’t f***in’ get it! You might. He! Does! Not! Get it! No, I don’t need any f***in’ walkin’! He needs to stop walkin’! I ain’t the one walkin’! Let’s get Tom and put this back on, let’s go again. Seriously, man, you and me, we’re f***in’ done professionally. F***in’ ass.

BALE: Huh, nice try kiddo, but next time leave the insane macho rampage for the pros, okay? F***ing amateur...

I laughed out loud