Spidey's Wisecracks... SUGGESTIONS

[LarryLegend]

Hey by chance can you make me a sandcastle?

So wondering, do you even take baths anymore? I mean what's the point, your still all full of sand?

 

[LarryLegend]

"Hey, I saw you in the Mummy Returns....great work!"

Lol, nice.

 

[LarryLegend]

edit.

 

[HerosOnFilm]

"Wow Sandy...maybe you can turn into a litter box, the strays in New York are horrible this time of year!"

 

[Spideys Sister]

SandMan has to be the easiest to crack on.

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Spidey to Venom:
"When was the last time you brushed your teeth junior?"

 

[3dman27]

mj after venom gets too close to her"and i thought spidey's JOKES smelled like a sewer"
venom "we resent that woman"
mj"whats to resent if your breath smelled ANY MORE like a sewer th TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES WOULD LIVE IN IT

 

[Reptile]

Venom grabs MJ by the throat
"you know Spider-man isn't the only one who can make a sticky white fluid"

 

[SsM]

Venom grabs MJ by the throat
"you know Spider-man isn't the only one who can make a sticky white fluid"

thats disgusting

 

[ultimatefan]

Spidey: Sandman, huh? Sorry, but I like the Neil Gaiman one better...

Spidey to Venom: Let me guess, you´re a Gene Simmons fan, right?

 

[Dr. Lankyman]

Spidey to Sandman: "You're a real son of a beach, aren't you?"

After Spidey loses the symbiote and Brock gets it, they meet for the first time. Venom says: "Recognize us?"
Spidey replies, "Aunt May, if that's you, you're really freakin' me out."

 

[inspecta51]

All the good lines in the world won't help if Tobey can't nail the delivery. He has shown that in small spirts, especially on the video game. He needs to put a lot more sarcasm in his tone. The guy that did the 90s cartoon nailed it perfectly.

 

[Magic_8Ball]

Looking at these Wisecracks now... I'm actually glad Raimi isn't using them...

 

[The Kid]

This suit rides the crotch. I kid you not.

You're out Sandy, out of your mind.

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

This suit rides the crotch. I kid you not.

You're out Sandy, out of your mind.

That was the best!

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

All the good lines in the world won't help if Tobey can't nail the delivery. He has shown that in small spirts, especially on the video game. He needs to put a lot more sarcasm in his tone. The guy that did the 90s cartoon nailed it perfectly.

Agreed.

 

[3dman27]

you call yourself a TOUGH GUY ?hah i'd bet KIRSTEN DUNSTcould kickYOUR ass

 

[xwolverine2]

with GG2's ****ty costume...theres so many possiblilities.

 

[Batman2008]

Sandman - "Your time is up Spiderman!"

Spiderman - "Oh yeah. You and what army?"

Sandman - "I brought my cousin Beavo to help!"

 

[Asteroid-Man]

To elektro: Hey, how many super-villains dos it take to screw in a light bulb!?

Venom conversation

Venom: We are poison to you! That's why we call ourselves...VENOM!
Spider-man: Um, ya got some green stuff on your mouth

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

To Venom:

Spider-Man: This doesn't even constitute as a first date! Get that tongue out of my face!

 

[The Caped Knight]

Sandman : Stand still Wallcrawler

Spider-Man : Give me your best shot Sandy

 

[Red]

Sandman : Stand still Wallcrawler

Spider-Man : Give me your best shot Sandy

 

[InsomniacFreak]

All the good lines in the world won't help if Tobey can't nail the delivery. He has shown that in small spirts, especially on the video game. He needs to put a lot more sarcasm in his tone. The guy that did the 90s cartoon nailed it perfectly.

Then I say, let Tobey write his own wisecrack lines:


MJ: Peter, I see you got a new black suit. Well how does it feel?

Peter: A little sleeker, a little sexier, a lot more like me.

 

[The Caped Knight]

That wasn't a good one exsepct for the fact Spidey made fun of his name [Instead of calling him Sandman . He calls him SANDY .

I'll come up with a better one .