Spidey's Wisecracks... SUGGESTIONS

[Carnage24]

Spider-Man narrowly misses a sand ball from Sandman.

Spidey: Is that the best you've got Sandy? Cause seriously, we havent got time to make sand castles here!



Bit poop.

 

[Hirokato]

Spider-Man arrives on the scene and sees Venom for the first time.

Spider-Man- Holy Hell! Big teeth, Big tounge, Big logo on your chest. Are you sure your not compensating?

 

[The Caped Knight]

Spidey crawls up to the roofttop

Sandman : Come Back here Wallcrawler & fight like a Man .

Spider-man :"A fight? No Thanks Sandy, The only fight I'll put up is in court!

 

[SpideredOut]

"I'm a spider. Technically. I should have more arms than you do. Now i'm really pissed!"

 

[SpideredOut]

*First time spiderman sees sandman *

Spider-Man: Finally a good villain that just wants to build sand castles!
*Gets hit with sandball*
Spider-Man: Or not..

*First time spiderman sees venom*
Spider-Man: A giant monster that wants to suck the life force out of me? Why couldnt their just be a giant teddy bear that wants to hug the life outta me?

*First time spiderman sees GG2*
Spider-Man: So harry whats up with the half mask couldnt afford the other half?

 

[Hero_Of_Time]

While fighting Ock

"well dok if the crime business doesnt work out for you you could make a killing in the Hentai market"

 

[chaseter]

Spidey: I bet its hard to keep crabs out of all that sand.

 

[Masta_mind257]

*Venom and Spidey are fighting and some how they get into an unusual position*

Spidey: Hey, I haven't tried this one with MJ or Gwen what do u call it????
Venom: You will pay biznitch!
Spidey: Just tryin to get sum tips, make a lil' love thas all im sayin'

 

[Lantern Venom]

Spidey: Why does that old guy in the coke bottle glasses look familiar?

 

[Lantern Venom]

*Venom and Spidey are fighting and some how they get into an unusual position*

Spidey: Hey, I haven't tried this one with MJ or Gwen what do u call it????
Venom: You will pay biznitch!
Spidey: Just tryin to get sum tips, make a lil' love thas all im sayin'

I can't see Venom saying that but it would be a RIOT if he did!!

 

[Warhammer]

with GG2's ****ty costume...theres so many possiblilities.

Haha.

 

[Warhammer]

I can't see Venom saying that but it would be a RIOT if he did!!

If he said that, that'd be the new Rick James or Juggernaut quote.

 

[Eddie Brock]

Spidey: If I had known that you'd be here Marko, I'd have brought my pail and shovel!

 

[Wiim0te]

*spiderman sees Venom for the first time, Venom lets out a big roar, showing alll his teeth and his huge tongue*

Spiderman: Why what big teeth you have?!?! Are you the Big, Bad Wolf?



Chuckle.....Chuckle.....Sorry, couldn't help myself

 

[HerosOnFilm]

"Do ya mind if I call you Sandy? I'll let you call me Spidey!"

 

[kaijunexus]

Spider-man to Venom: "What are you smilin' at, ugly?"

 

[Spider-Fan83]

spidey to sandman "you know, vertical stripes are more sliming" lol j/k kinda

 

[Eddie Brock]

Spidey: Man, Sandy, you must have sand in ALL the wrong places!

 

[NinjaTurtleFan]

To Doc Ock: Wait...I'm suppose to fight Ray Charles? Why did it have to be a blind guy Lord, why? I mean I always was told never punch a guy with glasses but oh well...

To Sandman: Sand. Ain't it a beach.

To Green Goblin: Didn't I see you in "Lord of the Rings?"

To Shocker: Shocker eh? You look like one of my Aunt May's quilts.

To Kingpin: Boy I've heard of "letting yourself go" but you take the cake...and eat it too!

To Vulture: Ah, go eat a dead wildebeast!

To Harry: Ok, let's face facts... You're a whiny people-pleasing, "daddy doesn't love me" little *****.

 

[lordofthenerds]

Spider-Man To Venom- Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
(Just to make it a little less old-fasioned)

 

[Nebins]

"Why so angry? Got some sand in your crotch"

 

[SpideredOut]

Spidey: So harry who are you supposed to be?

Harry as GG2: If it looks like a goblin, sounds like a goblin and walks like a goblin what is it?

Spidey: Your prom date?

 

[mizzaxer]

Venom "GRR, ...teeth show for the first time.... *drools*"

spidey: " Please dont eat me"

 

[Carnotaur3]

Spider-Man: (To Sandman) Gah Damn, you irritate my skin!

 

[Eddie Brock]

To Venom: Hey Eddie, you got a dead, pink animal hanging from your mouth.