"...and with the destruction of your ship, a clear message shall be sent to your Federation, and it's allies. That the Romulan Empire will rise again, and take it's rightful place as a galactic power. But, this time, we will not be stalled. We will not let weak-willed politicians dictate our borders. We will expand, without fail, and we will make this galaxy ours."
I glance over at Bellatrix. She still works furiously at her console. We need more time. I have to keep them talking. Because once the line closes, we lose our chance, and we're sitting ducks.
I have to keep them talking. Think...think...
"********!"
Everyone on the bridge stares at me with open eyes. Even Bellatrix spares me a quick glance before pounding her console again.
"...W-wh-what was that?"
I grin. Now I've got them right where they want us. "I said...********. Do you need me to say it slower? Everything you just said, all that dribble you've been spouting, is nothing but pure, unadulterated, bull. Of course, maybe your translators aren't sophisticated enough to pass on such a human concept. Let me put it in words you'll understand. Only a varuul would believe that diatribe."
I look around the bridge as I speak. Bellatrix ignores me. Puk, and pretty much everyone else, stares at me as if I just signed their death warrants. Cobb is the only one smiling like a fool. I'm starting to like the guy.
"How-how dare you!-" I can just imagine this Romulan commander almost spitting his words in rage
"No! How dare YOU! You invade Federation space. You attack a Federation station and Starfleet vessel without provocation. You jeopardize years of hard work forming an alliance between our governments since the Dominion War. And you have risked all the aid the Federation has been supplying your people since the destruction of Romulus-"
"The Federation destroys the Empire with every subversive act of 'aid' it sends."
"Commander..."
I look at Bellatrix, and she gives me a firm nod. Finally.
Even though I wasn't born on Earth, I am human, and I've studied their culture. 20th century science-fiction always fascinated me. Particularly one rather fantastical saga that spawned films, books, even, what they used to call, television shows. One of the books had a line for situations similar to this that I always laughed at and wished I could use. "I only have one thing to say to that accusation."
"And what is that?"
I give Bellatrix the nod.
"...Kiss my wookie."
Bellatrix declares with an air of murderous intent,
"Red Alert. Computer, full impulse." The Enterprise punches forward heading straight for the enemy ship. The Romulans are surprised by this rash move,
"Are they insane? Destroy them!"
But before they can fire, The Enterprise shimmers and disappears into thin air. The Romulans are shocked that a Federation vessel having cloaking technology. As they prepare their own cloak, the entire vessel rocks due to a massive shock wave. The Captain demands a status report and is enraged to find that their cloaking device has been disabled.
The Enterprise de-cloaks behind them and fires of a tight spread of torpedoes but the enemy vessel manages to maneuver out of the way. Bellatrix once again tries to ram the enemy vessel which fires it's won torpedoes.
Instead of dodging Bellatrix orders all available energy except life support be used to buff the frontal shields. The Enterprise shakes furiously as it takes the full blast of the attack and keeps going. The Romulan vessel fires off it's disruptor to weaken the shields but Bellatrix turns them off altogether.
As the ship tilts slightly forwards the disruptor beam scorches the surface but enough to burn through thanks to forward momentum. The Romulans are left slack jawed at the display of sheer lunacy as Rourke looks like he is about to have a heart attack.
As the ships reach collision distance
"Same thing but for weapons. Divert all power to weapons and FIRE EVERYTHING!" The result is the equivalent of a point blank shotgun blast as the opponent ship is torn apart by torpedo's, phasers, phase cannons and even the point defense turrets. Bellatrix had figured out they were keeping their shields at half strength to buff their weapons.
Unfortunately, one of the Enterprise nacelles is damaged due to the close quarters assault hindering warp ability. Bellatrix restores power equally among all systems and keeps her finger on a final trump card.
Inside the Romulan ship, the captain is screaming his head off and smashing his console,
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! DAMAGE REPORT!" One of the bridge members informs him that essentially the entire front of the ship was badly damaged leaving them with their engines and the aft torpedo bays.
They are hailed, Bellatrix shows up on screen, raises her pinky and index fingers at them (Romy equivalent of the middle finger) and signs off.
Back on the Enterprise Bellatrix seems relived and worried at the same time,
"We are out of torpedo's. I suggest we use the trump card and destroy them with phaser fire. They are only disabled and will be able to come back online in a few moments. This is fun." she smiles a wicked smile. she smiles a wicked smile.