State Your Opinion on a Character

[Wesley Dodds]

Yeah, but he had a whole palace full of guys watching his ass (including friggin' Boba Fett)

In ROTJ, we saw what happens to folks who try to off Jabba when he's at home.

 

[Duke]

Still, Boba Fett was only a merc who was around for the paycheck. Jabba knew Fett would do his bidding as long as he dangled cash in front of him.

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Yeah, but ignoring all the OTHER guards that surround him all day, Jabba's entire throne room is built on top of this thing's pit:

Basically, Screw with Jabba and if his guards and bounty hunters don't get you, then his big fat ass Rancor will.

EDIT: Besides, it aint like the Hutt's don't have a few tricks up their sleeves:

 

[Duke]

LOL!! Jabba devouring someone like a small morsel.

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Hey, I was just doing some research there and found out something cool (nerdy... but cool!)

When Jabba first appeared in the comics, around the time A New Hope came out, obviously he hadn't turned up in the movies yet so Marvel's 'expanded universe' comics had to design him.
This is what Jabba looked like to Star Wars fans in the years before Return of The Jedi was released:

Weird.

 

[Duke]

Yep, originally Lucas had something totally different in mind, that's why you see in the deleted original footage of a New Hope, a portly man "standing in" for Jabba, the guy looked like Friar Tuck.

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Yeah, the Declan Mulholland scene. I've seen that before:

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But the yellow walrus thing up there in the green Aquaman gloves is news to me.

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Anyway, moving on a little bit sooner than usual, (I have a couple days of absenteeism to make up for here!)

Betty Boop

 

[Anubis]

She's got a big ass head.

Like, a distracting from her hot bod in a massive way......still.....I'd probably bang her.

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Eh, she's no Jessica Rabbit... But yeah, sure, me too.

 

[Duke]

Big headed, iconic, cartoonish, woman from the 30's-40's, that i'd bang myself as well.

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Okay! So that's the weirdly do-able Ms. Boop taken care of. Next up:

Doktor Sleepless

 

[Anubis]

Never heard of him.

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Doktor Sleepless is Warren Ellis' self-proclaimed "Future Science Jesus" character.
Basically, a mad scientist who plans to destroy the Lovecraftian-style tenth dimensional horrors that feed upon the world we live in by, er, destroying it first so they starve...

Yep. It's very Ellis.

It's no Transmetropolitan or Planetary but it's still pretty good. It's been on hiatus for a while now though, apparently it's coming back ths year.

 

[Anubis]

I think I read half an issue of that.....that and his Frankenstein thing he was doing....not a fan.

 

[Wesley Dodds]

I think I may be a little bit biased. I'm sort of a sucker for characters that wear badass goggles... I don't know what that is...

 

[Duke]

Okay! So that's the weirdly do-able Ms. Boop taken care of. Next up:

Doktor Sleepless

Got nothing for ya on this one.

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Drat!

I'm gonna have to throw up a better known character next then.

 

[PaleRider]

Well I can say I love Doktor Sleepless, it is just Ellis not holding back at all.

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Popeye

 

[Anubis]

Awesome incarnate.

 

[Duke]

Popeye

Excellent character & he fights to the finish, cuz he eats his spinach.

 

[ShredderX]

Love Robin Williams,uhhh, I mean Popeye !

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

Maaannn! Popeye is the *&^!!! in the really old ones i love dude would catch Olive cheating on him with Bluto and freaking hang her ass out on the clothesline or as scarecrow and leave! When your muscles turn into electric generators you don't have to put up with*&^( from Nobody!!thats a MAN baby!

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Yeah, Popeye's really cool! Loved him as a kid. And a real trooper... Considerin' his condition and everything:

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