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Here's an insane motorcycle crash at 140mph from the motorcyclist's POV

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And that's why I consider riding a crotch rocket is one of the stupidest things you can do, especially if you don't keep your eyes on the road

Why is that vehicle dead stopped on the highway with no 'traffic'?
 
I have no idea but if he wasn't looking at his buddy he would have had ample time and space to avoid whatever that other idiot was doing. There was a YouTube video but the poster made it private
 
Rick Scott Is the Dumbest Politician in the History of All Politicians

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Say you're an embattled conservative governor in Florida. Say you want to go out and glad-hand with voters who hate Obamacare as much as you do. What's the stupidest place to do that? How about a senior center in South Florida, where Barack Obama won in 2012 by half a million votes?

That was precisely the pooch that Scott, a millionaire former health care executive who famously "oversaw the largest Medicare fraud in the nation's history," decided to screw on Tuesday. He ended up chatting with 20 retirees in Boca Raton and found out that, hey, they mostly like their Medicare and, hey, they mostly like the Affordable Care Act, in no small part because, hey, older folks in Boca Raton mostly are Democrats who think Scott is the debbil.

Scott is not the debbil. The debbil would know how to stage a political photo op without it blowing up in his face. Scott, who as governor has been bumbling his way through an incoherent policy miasma of tea party bile, business-lovin' deregulation, and conservative gun-caressing for almost four years now, is an unmitigated tone-deaf idiot who can't even figure out the optics of being a good Republican. Via the Sun-Sentinel:

Scott visited a senior center Tuesday to warn about cuts he said Obamacare is forcing in a popular version of the Medicare health program and to collect their horror stories.

What he found was a satisfied group with few complaints.

The 20 seniors assembled for a roundtable with Scott at the Volen Center were largely content with their Medicare coverage and didn't have negative stories to recount.

"I'm completely satisfied," Harvey Eisen, 92, a West Boca resident, told Scott.

Eisen told the governor he wasn't sure "if, as you say," there are Obamacare-inspired cuts to Medicare. But even if there are, that would be OK. "I can't expect that me as a senior citizen are going to get preferential treatment when other programs are also being cut."

Ruthlyn Rubin, 66, of Boca Raton, told the governor that people who are too young for Medicare need the health coverage they get from Obamacare. If young people don't have insurance, she said, everyone else ends up paying for their care when they get sick or injured and end up in the hospital.

Eventually, Rubin said, Obamacare will become more popular. "People were appalled at Social Security. They were appalled at Medicare when it came out. I think these major changes take some people aback. But I think we have to be careful not to just rely on the fact that we're seniors and have an entitlement to certain things," she said.
It gets worse. The olds flat-out disagreed with some of Scott's assertions:

"As I travel the state and I listen to seniors they tell me stories about how their plans are being changed, how they are losing their doctors, the coverage is changing, and so what I'm here to do is just hear your stories," he said.

Their stories didn't jibe with the governor's view. When Scott asked one woman if she'd seen any changes in her Medicare Advantage coverage. "Not really," she responded. A man said he was "very happy" with his coverage. Another woman said she and her husband are "very pleased." Another man reported "no problems."
And good old Ruthlyn even told the guv that he shouldn't be overly concerned with scaremongering seniors over Medicare: "This is the United States of America. It's not the United States of senior citizens." She also said "I think we have to spread it around," echoing some 2008 Obama **** that got him called a socialist.

This is a disaster. Not just because Rick Scott is wrong on Medicare and Obamacare and just about everything else he's ever done since the 1970s, when he first learned how to scalp his military comrades for soda pop at a handsome profit.

This is a disaster because Rick Scott is a moron who was too moronic to avoid South Florida altogether and do what other conservatives in the state know how to do intuitively: engineer an anti-socialism town hall with some old people in some old clapboard house in some cobwebby corner of rural Madison County where everyone will hold forth on the evils of "the Democrat Party."

It's an even bigger disaster for conservatism writ large, because Rick Scott has proven through his career that he's a salesman and executive with a brilliant acumen for making money, and his naked stupidity is bright shining evidence to the American public that the GOP's mythical heralded job creators and real men of profitmaking genius are probably all simple boobs who couldn't beat Tony Siragusa on a Wonderlic test.

(Sorry, Tony, but you're kind of an idiot.)

That probably explains why Scott's down 10 points in the polls to a guy nobody especially likes who has a fraction of the campaign money Scott has. Rick Scott is an albatross around the Republican Party's neck. Except even albatrosses know a thing or two about how the wind blows.

http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/20..._1_medicare-advantage-rick-scott-volen-center

He is one of the absolute dumbest slimiest pieces of human waste ever to grace FL and that say a lot. The sooner we get this moron out of here the better off the state will be. Any R worth their salt would have known better than to try a stunt like this in any of the metropolitan areas, you wanna pull a stunt like this you go out to the boonies and rally around all the rednecks
 
Toronto Library Asked to Ban Hop on Pop to Protect Dads

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Toronto residents asked their public library to remove six books and a DVD over the past year, and one of those books was Dr. Seuss's Hop on Pop. The classic rhyming tale of fatherhood and saltation was accused of putting pops at risk of being actually hopped on.

The complaint argued that the book "encourages children to use violence against their fathers," and demanded that the library "pay for damages resulting from the book."

The library's Materials Review Committee, which takes all complaints, even those of obvious trolls, "very seriously," declined to remove Hop on Pop. They described it as "humorous" and "well-loved," and pointed out how many times it's made best children's book lists.

The library also pointed out that if the complainant had read the entire book—I know, it's a lot to ask—they'd discover that Seuss actually takes a strong anti-pop-hopping stance.

In other words: Stop.

The library declined to remove any of the 6 controversial books, which included Bill O'Reilly's Killing Kennedy, from its collection. A DVD of Adam's Sandler's That's My Boy was also allowed to stay after the library determined that the complaining customer had only watched 10 minutes of the film.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/04...romotes-violence/3021398800824/?spt=sec&or=on

I really hope these people are trolling because if these are real complaints Toronto may need some help
 
Why is that vehicle dead stopped on the highway with no 'traffic'?

I have no idea but if he wasn't looking at his buddy he would have had ample time and space to avoid whatever that other idiot was doing. There was a YouTube video but the poster made it private
It wasn't. The car was presumably going 55~ MPH which is less than half the speed of the motorcycle so from the appearance of the motorcycle helmet cam, the vehicle would look like it was "stopped" even though it was actually going over 55.

I looked at the frame-by-frame and it is most definitely moving. You can tell by looking at the spokes on the hub-cap moving position in relation to the car. The only idiot here is Mr Speedy.
 
The Pentagon Can't Keep Track of Ammo So It's Destroying $1B in Bullets

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Outdated technology and government wastefulness seem to go hand in hand, but this time the two are combining for a startlingly huge money sink: the Pentagon is planning on destroying $1.2 billion in excess bullets and missiles, some of which could still be used by troops. And it's all because the military has no way of tracking its stockpiled ammo.

USA TODAY obtained the Government Accountability Office report detailing the sorry state of ammo management in the U.S. military, and it is gruesome: while the Pentagon is responsible for an ammunition stockpile worth $70 billion, the Army, Navy, and Air Force have no way of sharing data on how much surplus ammo each branch is holding. Ammo that's past its expiration date must be destroyed, naturally—but since the Pentagon doesn't know which ammo is expired, the organization will end up destroying plenty of perfectly good munitions in the process of jettisoning the bad.

As USA TODAY puts it, while the services have an annual conference to swap excess munitions, "data about ammunition left over after the meeting disappears from the books, resulting in an unknown amount of good bullets headed to the scrap heap."

Even if the branches wanted to do more ammo-sharing, a frighteningly obsolete inventory system makes the process nearly impossible: if the Marine Corps were to email the Army requesting ammunition, for example, the Army would have to print out and manually re-type the request into its database—the two branches use incompatible systems to track ammunitions. Imagine the havoc a single typo could cause.

The final result is that the Pentagon has no way of knowing how much of that billion-dollar bullet pile is still usable. That's especially troubling considering that war fighters in both Iraq and Afghanistan have run into ammo shortages in the past, as a senior military officer told USA TODAY. The GAO report did not extend to troop ammunition shortages.

While the armed services have been working for decades to develop a universal ammunition database, only the U.S. Army currently uses the Pentagon's standard format; the Air Force, Navy and Marine Corps all use obsolete, incompatible formats. The GAO, however, reports that the Army does not report its existing usable stockpiles, and only began filing its required annual missile supply report last month.

At least they're watching our bigger weapons more closely, right? No? Sheesh.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...-ammunition-sen-tom-carper-gao-waste/8145729/

You would think they would just hand it all over to the DHS since every gun nut can't stop talking about the government stockpiling ammo haha
 
We can't let people have welfare to stay alive and feed their kids. That's too expensive. But it's perfectly fine to spend a billion dollars and change literally wasting ammunition because the military can't keep track of it.
 
Shirtless Man Holding Dog Asks Out Reporter During Live Wildfire Report

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"Wow, you're super pretty. Wanna go on a date sometime?" said a man, walking around with no shirt on, to a woman, who was reporting live today from the site of a wildfire east of Los Angeles.

Haha man this guy has balls but he knows the secret, it's all a numbers game! Just like Wayne Gretzky said "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." I mean he didn't even miss a beat haha :woot:
 
Shirtless Man Holding Dog Asks Out Reporter During Live Wildfire Report

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Haha man this guy has balls but he knows the secret, it's all a numbers game! Just like Wayne Gretzky said "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." I mean he didn't even miss a beat haha :woot:

:funny: It doesnt hurt to ask.
 
On live television, to a reporter reporting on a wildfire, while not wearing a shirt, holding a dog, with smoke blowing everywhere.
 
That's the beauty of the whole thing Teelie, it shows that is his go to response at all times. I bet it works at least 5% of the time so if you think in an average year he asks 20,000 women then he could theoretically get 1000 women a year. See? It's all a numbers game
 
I know, but this one stands out because he can only do it once.

I hope.
 
Justice Scalia Wrote the Wrong Facts in His Dissent Yesterday

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The Supreme Court had to quietly correct Justice Antonin Scalia's scathing dissent in an environmental case yesterday after critics pointed out he made a glaring factual error.

The holding was a win for the Environmental Protection Agency, which was defending its authority to enforce a Cross-State Air Pollution rule that would stop industrial "upwind" states like Texas from spreading air pollution downwind.

Justice Ginsburg penned the decision, which upheld the EPA rule in a 6-2 ruling. Scalia apparently took the "unusual step" of reading a summary of his dissenting opinion, blasting the EPA in a smarmy section called, "Plus ça Change: EPA's Continuing Quest for Cost-Benefit Authority."

In the opinion, Scalia took the EPA to task, claiming they had learned nothing after requesting a cost-benefit analysis in an earlier case.

But as law professors were quick to point out that, Scalia's dissent got the facts of the earlier case completely wrong (a case, it turns out, Scalia wrote the majority opinion for.)

Scalia generally relies on law clerks to write the first drafts of his opinions, so it's not clear who made the initial error. Earlier today, the court quietly pulled the dissent and replaced it with a toned-down, factually accurate version.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...T_CHECK?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

So let me get this straight. He sits on the highest court in the land that determines the bottom line of any case that reaches it and he can't be bothered to make sure his **** is on point and correct? This has blown my freaking mind man
 
Florida Bill Would Allow People to Tote Guns in the Zombie Apocalypse

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There's a pro-gun bill awaiting a vote in the Florida Senate right now. What's it do? Well, if one saucy senator gets his way, the name will say it all: "An act relating to the zombie apocalypse."

Why the hell not? Nobody's better at double-tapping the undead than "Tallahassee."

The NRA-approved bill aims to allow any and all Floridians, even if they're unlicensed, to carry concealed guns during evacuations in "a declared state of emergency" in the state—which, you know, happens fairly regularly, what with the hurricane seasons and occasional riots. Normally, toting a gun under your shirt sans permit is a felony in Florida, but, you know, emergencies, man.

Law enforcement, unsurprisingly, is against the bill, since 1) looting isn't as common or as dangerous in Florida as old armed men mistaking innocent people for looters; 2) it's unclear under the bill when said homeowners would have to stop carrying their guns concealed; and 3) it's also unclear why they can't lock the guns up in the luggage they would presumably pack during an evacuation.

But the gun-lobby's bowl-cut-coiffed and appropriately named champion in Florida, Marion Hammer, says the measure is necessary because during emergency evacuations, homeowners might leave their guns behind, and dirty danged looters might take their guns, and awful terrible mayhem might ensue!

Why limit your imagination here? People need guns to stop the zombies.

The bill, like the rest of the NRA's agenda in Florida, is likely to pass without much trouble, so Sen. Dwight Bullard—a Democrat who opposes it—filed an amendment this week to call the act what it is: A zombie-killin' act. He acknowledged to the Huffington Post that the amendment might seem "laughable," but that's just the point, you see:

t's equally laughable that people who haven't gone through the proper training, the background check, the license to carry — we're saying because of a hurricane or flooding or sinkhole, these individuals have gone from gun owners to concealed carry permit holders. I'd argue a crisis is probably the last instance in which you want someone who is not a concealed permit holder to carry a weapon.
Oh, Dwight, don't jinx it. When the flesh-eaters come, where will your kumbaya Bloomberg U.N. disarmament-loving butt be then?


https://www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill/2014/0296/?Tab=Amendments

I love FL man but it is getting harder and harder to defend when these crazy ass tea party Republicans and the NRA are trying to turn our state into guntopia. The last thing we need panicked Floridians to be doing is carrying concealed weapons during a state of emergency so they can dispense justice as they see fit. Several counties today in fact have been under a state of emergency due to torrential rains so no, everyone shouldn't be packing when things go south in the dirty south. I'm glad somebody stood up and showed how insane this is. Come Nov we have to get Rick Scott and his cronies away from Tally
 
So in case some people get onto the flesh eating drugs again and we get a bunch of idiots who think its the zombpaclypse they'll be running around with concealed weapons shooting anyone they think is a zombie? This'll end well.
 
Rape Crisis Center Would Prefer Rapist Volunteer Somewhere Else

A Dallas court is trying smooth things over after ordering a convicted rapist to volunteer 250 hours at a rape crisis center earlier this month.

20-year-old Sir Young was arrested in 2011 after he raped a 14-year-old girl in a classroom at the high school they both attended. Young copped to one count of sexual assault of a child, an offense that could carry up to 20 years.

Instead, the judge, who is "known in courthouse circles for her creative sentencing approaches," sentenced Young to 45 days in jail and 250 hours of community service to be served at the Dallas Area Rape Crisis Center.

According to the Center's Executive Director, Bobbie Villareal, sentencing any defendant to perform community service at the Center is ridiculous because prospective volunteers are required to undergo criminal background checks. Anyone with a record—much less a rape conviction—is barred from volunteering there.

"We all read it [the sentence] and we're like, wait a minute," Villareal told the Dallas Observer.

When a probation officer later called the Center to set up a time for Young to come in, Villareal had to explain why that might be a problem. As a result, the judge is apparently modifying the conditions of Young's parole so that he can serve his community service hours elsewhere.

http://www.wfaa.com/news/crime/Judg...-service-at-rape-crisis-center-257404891.html

Wow another judge and another brilliant idea. How, at any point in time, did she think this was appropriate? I realize if you vandalize property and then make them spend several hours cleaning it up or say some petty crime is committed and you make them stand on the side of the road with a sign saying the dumbass stuff they did may make them think twice but really? A rapist at a rape crisis center....
 
So in case some people get onto the flesh eating drugs again and we get a bunch of idiots who think its the zombpaclypse they'll be running around with concealed weapons shooting anyone they think is a zombie? This'll end well.

No it's much worse than that my friend. At any point in time a state of emergency is called then its a gun free for all in FL man. The zombie thing was just to point out how stupid it is
 
Yeah, that's much much worse considering how often that happens. Yet more reasons not to go to disneyworld.
 
Dammit DJ, I'm having insomnia and I don't always absorb everything from an article. :argh:

Still, bad news all around in any case. :oldrazz:
 
Haha just busting your balls guy, no worries. Wouldn't want to scare off one of the only people that bother commenting in my threads haha. Funny thing is I always see mad guests viewing my threads though. guess all the stupid just moves too fast for people to handle. That is the only downside to managing my own threads as opposed to what I did before the mods freaked out and things actually got their own comments and discussions
 
I always think Florida is like a month or two away from going completely to hell like when Nathan Explosion of Dethklok became governor in Metaloclypse. :o
 
You aren't far off. That's basically what Rick Scott and his te party whip masters have done. The funny thing is he is so stupid that they are running another tea party darling to get him out of office. See the previous page for more details in an epic stupid post courtesy of Gov. Scott. It involves Obamacare and if you haven't read it yet, it comes highly recommended
 
Yeah I read it. I don't know who is dumber, him or the people that elected him.
 
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