Super personal question for the ladies.

[B.A. Baracus]

From another question, the reply was-

Really? Because she can't get rid of it even though she's trying, you're going to break up with her? Are you trying to tell us that you just want sex with her, and with a "clean, beautiful" vagina? Ugh, seriously, we don't need guys like you around this earth.


poor guy cant stand the smell but may have to marry her, Is he really asking too much for a clean vagina? come on woman, keep a tidy shop.

 

[Dark Raven]

From another question, the reply was-

Really? Because she can't get rid of it even though she's trying, you're going to break up with her? Are you trying to tell us that you just want sex with her, and with a "clean, beautiful" vagina? Ugh, seriously, we don't need guys like you around this earth.


poor guy cant stand the smell but may have to marry her, Is he really asking too much for a clean vagina? come on woman, keep a tidy shop.

Maybe she told him to just suck it up.

 

[Rocketman]

LMAO

I had no idea people were still replying to this thread. The last I checked, I was bumped to Page 2 and I said, "Ah, screw it, people aren't taking me seriously."

But hell, in retrospect, this entire thread is hilarious. t:

UPDATE: Since Bubonic was kind enough to call me out in another thread, I thought I'd repeat what I responded to him with:

It's currently an on-going issue, lol.
Thanks for remembering me! That actually means a lot.

The truth is, she's on vacation with her family for two weeks, so I'm banking on one of them saying something, lmao.

And by the way, Bubonic seems like a really cool dude. We should all be more like Bubonic. If people were more like Bubonic, the world would be a better place.

 

[Bubonic]

Where am I?
Bizarro world?

Well Rocketman, as I just mentioned in the other thread, if the smell is pungent enough that you think it will carry threw her clothing and pollute the air so much that you're banking one of her parents will step up and mention it... Then damn you need the intervention of an OB GYN!

 

[Rocketman]

Where am I?
Bizarro world?

Well Rocketman, as I just mentioned in the other thread, if the smell is pungent enough that you think it will carry threw her clothing and pollute the air so much that you're banking one of her parents will step up and mention it... Then damn you need the intervention of an OB GYN!

It's not that serious. I was kidding about her parents. Over-exaggerating.

 

[Bubonic]

Hehe, yah I hadn't gotten over to the other thread in time to see your reply.
So if she comes back and it hasn't gotten any better you going to man up and gently ease her into the reality that measures need to be taken?

Or you going to treat this like some do wine and say it's an acquired taste?

 

[Rocketman]

Hehe, yah I hadn't gotten over to the other thread in time to see your reply.
So if she comes back and it hasn't gotten any better you going to man up and gently ease her into the reality that measures need to be taken?

Or you going to treat this like some do wine and say it's an acquired taste?

lolol

I'm definitely spilling the beans. I plan on spending the rest of my life with her, and killing myself over living in a sewage plant wouldn't help those intentions.

 

[Ponyboy]

It's about to get awkward in here.

HELP!

Yeah Rocketman... been there, done that. It's an awkward position to have to be put in. The girl i was dating the time this happened to me, it turned out she had a urinary tract infection and didn't know it. I don't know how she didn't know it. I literally asked her if she had a shower that day and she said yeah this morning. I asked her if she washed everywhere and the look on her face, she knew what I meant without me having to say anything else. She said "Oh My God i'm so sorry" and then couldnt look at me for the rest of the day. She went to the doctor a day or two later as I recall and got it sorted out.

Diet also affects the odor downtown. She might also be sweating more down there... or wearing underwear that keeps it hot n dank down there. Or she could have a bacteria or yeast infection. Get it sorted and tell her asap.

 

[Bubonic]

Funky trunk makes me lose my wood.

 

[Dark Raven]

It's not that serious. I was kidding about her parents. Over-exaggerating.

If her parents or anyone else DID say anything, you should be there ready to "comfort" her, saying "Those insensitive fools!!! How could they even mention something like that? I never even noticed anything at all."

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Can you imagine the Dad bringing it up over the dinner table?

 

[Dark Raven]

Can you imagine the Dad bringing it up over the dinner table?

The way to do it is when the dinner has just been served and everyone sits down. He can say to his wife "Mmm, that smells good. But you know what doesn't smell good?"

Then Rocketman can immediately protest: "How can you be so insensitive? Her vagina doesn't smell at all!"

Then the dad says: "I was referring to my old gym shoes. I thought they needed throwing out."

And everyone looks at Rocketman as he's inadvertently let the cat out of the bag.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

"Mmmn... fish tacos!"

 

[Anita18]

Am I the first lady in here?

At any rate, I am lucky enough to have never had a vaginal infection, but if it smells that badly and this is unusual for her, it is highly possible that something is wrong. It could be a yeast infection for which you can purchase medicine at any drugstore, but it could also be something more serious, or even an STD.

I think that you need to say something, gently. She will be embarrassed. But bad odor down there isn't natural as long as she has good hygiene.

I think the number of women in this thread has been in the single digits so far.

I wouldn't be offended if my bf postured such a question as a concern for my health. Cause things shouldn't smell dire down there if someone was perfectly healthy. It can sometimes have a different smell depending on when she is in her cycle, but I don't think it should be BAD.

Although honestly, a girl knows when she has a yeast infection. It is NOT pleasant! Luckily they have prescription pills for that that clear it up in a day or two. The OTC stuff isn't nearly as potent.

And how embarrassed she is will depend on your relationship. There is pretty much nothing too gross or off limits with my bf and I.

 

[Hound55]

Go down with breath spray, squirt it in your mouth once then spray her area 3 times before using a quizzical expression and spraying it 3 more times.

She'll get the idea...

 

[AndThePickles]

Go down with breath spray, squirt it in your mouth once then spray her area 3 times before using a quizzical expression and spraying it 3 more times.

She'll get the idea...

Good lord, do you want the poor girl's vagina to get chemical burns?

 

[B.A. Baracus]

He's Alive?

Can we get a refund on Elton John?

 

[Bubonic]

Use orange juice, it'll leave it citrus fresh, minus the chemical burns!

 

[Hound55]

Good lord, do you want the poor girl's vagina to get chemical burns?

No, just minty freshness...

Nobody wins with vaginal chemical burns...

 

[steintym]

Wow, this problem is still going on. Good lord, please say something to the poor girl before wild animals start tracking her.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Wow, this problem is still going on. Good lord, please say something to the poor girl before wild animals start tracking her.

The bears can smell the menstruation!

 

[Dark Raven]

Here's a link on how to clean a cat:

http://www.howtodothings.com/pets-animals/how-to-groom-your-cat

 

[Bubonic]