Superman Returns Superman Cant Jump. And other ODD things...

[Spawn187]

I wish this thread died. First off, Superman can jump. Watch the first movie when Superman talks to Lois at her place. Next, why in the world would you want to know if he washes the suit. What you want to see Superman naked or something? That's gay.

flash gordon Superman started flying on the Radio Program of the 40s. The people on their said that he is in a flying motion. Radio Program introduce several key stories for Superman.


Back to the Spawn187, you need to get a life on this subject before people calls you gay or something.

You need to watch your language before a Mod Bans you ( incase you didnt know Mods are sensitave ) Second the one who maybe the Homosexual here is you cause you saw my post and took it in a way were it was clearly not intended. So with that said maybe people should really lighten up and if you dont like this thread dont click and post........

 

[iceberg325]

You need to watch your language before a Mod Bans you ( incase you didnt know Mods are sensitave ) Second the one who maybe the Homosexual here is you cause you saw my post and took it in a way were it was clearly not intended. So with that said maybe people should really lighten up and if you dont like this thread dont click and post........

Bingo!!!!!!

 

[Spawn187]

Something came to me while I was on another thread. Since Superman is super strong and has super speed. Does it still take him 1 min. to cook minute Rice????????? I say yes cause Aliens dont have minute rice and if he where to use his eye beams he may over cook it. It not like with Human Torch from FF He knew the pop corn was done when the foil poped out but minute rice now thats tricky............

















Eat Snacky Smores.............................

 

[iceberg325]

Something came to me while I was on another thread. Since Superman is super strong and has super speed. Does it still take him 1 min. to cook minute Rice????????? I say yes cause Aliens dont have minute rice and if he where to use his eye beams he may over cook it. It not like with Human Torch from FF He knew the pop corn was done when the foil poped out but minute rice now thats tricky............

















Eat Snacky Smores.............................

Good question. Hmmmmmmmm!!!!!???? It would still take a minute. No doubt about it.

 

[Spawn187]

For real I would be P.off if i had superpowers but still took 1 minute to make minute rice.......

 

[iceberg325]

Yeah that would make me stop being a hero COLD TURKEY.

 

[arachnid-guy]

He CAN move at the speed of light, ya know.

What we see could probably be his 'slow' speed.

I dunno....go with the flow.

 

[Spawn187]

Yeah that would make me stop being a hero COLD TURKEY.

Mmmmmmmm Cold Turkey Hero with Swiss, lettuce, tomatoes, salt, pepper, oil and viniger, and ..........................BACON!

 

[Cannibal Feast]

Good grief, you people can be ridiculous.
Spawn187 is my hero right now.

 

[iceberg325]

Good grief, you people can be ridiculous.
Spawn187 is my hero right now.

You know whats the best thing about spawn, he CAN jump. Not like superman lol.

 

[Cannibal Feast]

So who would win in a fight?
Spawn187 or Superman?
I'd have to give it to Superman.
But if Spawn decides to jump it's all over for Supes.

 

[Logan876]

What's odd to me is, Lois, Jimmy, Perry White and the Daily Planet employees not figuring out Supes' secret identity. I mean just one look at Clark and they should know. OR they should at least say to Clark, "OMG, Clark, you really look like Superman with glasses on!" Maybe Supes has some other super-power I don't know like Super-hypnosis or something...


And about Supes' jump, he can! But he doesn't have to, he could fly for crying out loud...

 

[iceberg325]

So who would win in a fight?
Spawn187 or Superman?
I'd have to give it to Superman.
But if Spawn decides to jump it's all over for Supes.

F that!!!! Spawn187 would dominate. Unless supes decides to spin around earth, and punch spawn when hes born. Then spawns in trouble. Damn superman!!!!!!

 

[elvislennon2005]

You need to watch your language before a Mod Bans you ( incase you didnt know Mods are sensitave ) Second the one who maybe the Homosexual here is you cause you saw my post and took it in a way were it was clearly not intended. So with that said maybe people should really lighten up and if you dont like this thread dont click and post........

First off, you don't know me at all. I am not gay at all and he those who thinks I am or is trying to push that stuff on me is dumb as can be. I have a girl friend and love her with all my heart. So I think you still need to get a life. As for my language I didn't say any kind of bad language at all. I didn't use any kind of words that might make me banned. If I am banned, will I be worry? Nope, because I have my own forum and love every bit of it. But it is not a Superhero forum either. It is of Elvis Presley which I spin more time on their than on here.

 

[Spawn187]

First off, you don't know me at all. I am not gay at all and he those who thinks I am or is trying to push that stuff on me is dumb as can be. I have a girl friend and love her with all my heart. So I think you still need to get a life. As for my language I didn't say any kind of bad language at all. I didn't use any kind of words that might make me banned. If I am banned, will I be worry? Nope, because I have my own forum and love every bit of it. But it is not a Superhero forum either. It is of Elvis Presley which I spin more time on their than on here.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh um your were saying something...........BURN






Just kidding eat snacky smores....

 

[Spawn187]

So who would win in a fight?
Spawn187 or Superman?
I'd have to give it to Superman.
But if Spawn decides to jump it's all over for Supes.

I would win cus I would kick Supermans A$$. First i'd block a punch and hit him in the ear. Then i would block a kick and punch him in the throat. And when he tries to use his heat beams i would kick him in the shin pull his cape over his head turn to camera 3 take the cigar out of my mouth and say "Stop being such a girly man super chump".

 

[Spawn187]

F that!!!! Spawn187 would dominate. Unless supes decides to spin around earth, and punch spawn when hes born. Then spawns in trouble. Damn superman!!!!!!

Good point....

 

[iceberg325]

First off, you don't know me at all. I am not gay at all and he those who thinks I am or is trying to push that stuff on me is dumb as can be. I have a girl friend and love her with all my heart. So I think you still need to get a life. As for my language I didn't say any kind of bad language at all. I didn't use any kind of words that might make me banned. If I am banned, will I be worry? Nope, because I have my own forum and love every bit of it. But it is not a Superhero forum either. It is of Elvis Presley which I spin more time on their than on here.

Wow, I would love to copy this into my sig. This is some good stuff.

 

[Cannibal Feast]

Yeah, that's about the gayest thing I've ever read.

 

[Jon Hex]

1^^^^^^
2^^^^^^

Hahahahahahja
This is insane sh#t.

 

[iceberg325]

Yeah, that's about the gayest thing I've ever read.

what his post???

 

[Cannibal Feast]

what his post???

Yes, his post.
Not yours.

 

[iceberg325]

Oh ok lol. I think its the funniest post Ive read in a while lol.

 

[Image]

I would win cus I would kick Supermans A$$. First i'd block a punch and hit him in the ear. Then i would block a kick and punch him in the throat. And when he tries to use his heat beams i would kick him in the shin pull his cape over his head turn to camera 3 take the cigar out of my mouth and say "Stop being such a girly man super chump".

Spawn dominates Superman! I like!

 

[iceberg325]

Spawn dominates Superman! I like!

aha!!! But Borat would dominate all of them. Hes the ultimate superhero!!!!