Superman Returns Superman Returns caption thread returns!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: What the hell, now even YOUR franchise is getting a reboot before mine?! Oh yeah, it´s not like your last movie made any money, is it...
SPIDER-MAN: Gee, sour grapes are we?

 

[kedrell]

Credit to HISHE for the lyrics:

Super-Highlander: Oh, I stab and punch and chop and kill,
I wear a skirt that's called a kilt,
Don't have a beard but I'm Scottish still,
Cause I'm the William Wallace!

 

[kedrell]

Clark: "I can't see through walls, but I can kick your ass...er, wait....that's not right. Ok, how about this....I can't fly but I can kick your........DAMMIT!!! Why is finding my place in this new century so damn hard!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff Ked!

 

[ultimatefan]

People were complaining that they could see my underwear when I fly, so I decided not to wear any.

 

[kedrell]

Thanks much. Ha! That'll show'em Supes.

 

[ultimatefan]

GROUNDSKEEPER SUPERMAN: Grease me up, woman!

LUNCHLADY DORIS: Okay-dokey.

 

[kedrell]

Super-whatever: "Think with yer dipstick, Jimmy!"

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPER WALLACE?:They may take our liiives... But they´ll never take OOOUUUR FREEEEDOOOOM!!!

 

[Panthro]

All that stuff was hilarious.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks a lot!

 

[ultimatefan]

THIS... IS... METROPOLIS!!!

 

[Panthro]

THIS... IS... METROPOLIS!!!

Bwahahahahahahahaha! Wish I'd thought of that.

 

[ultimatefan]

You know, my reboot is being made by 80 million dollars too, so we had to make a few cuts...

 

[Panthro]

You know, my reboot is being made by 80 million dollars too, so we had to make a few cuts...

Hehehehe, poor bastard...

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Damn, how does Spider-Man get a reboot before me?"

SUPERMAN: "As if anyone can beat me in a chin to jawline contest..."

SUPERMAN: "Alright, who passed the gas?"

SUPERMAN: "Let's suck in the guts guys, we're the Ghostbusters."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thyanks! Love the chins one and the Ghostbusters one!

 

[ultimatefan]

WONDER WOMAN: Who grabbed my butt?
FLASH: Green Lantern is the one next to you...
GL: Yeah, but you have super speed, you could come behind her, grab her butt and get back and we wouldn´t even see it!
FLASH: Hey, Superman has super speed too!
SUPERMAN: I´m the old-fashioned boy scout, remember?!
FLASH: That´s your alibi for everything!
SUPERMAN: Luthor is a villain!
LUTHOR: Not in this version I´m not!
WW: Guys, I asked because I loved that masculine, firm yet gentle touch...
GL: I did it!
FLASH: No way, it was me!
SUPERMAN: Hey, I´m not a boy scout 24/7! can have a naughty side!
INVISIBLE MAN: Hehehehehe...

 

[Panthro]

WONDER WOMAN: Who grabbed my butt?
FLASH: Green Lantern is the one next to you...
GL: Yeah, but you have super speed, you could come behind her, grab her butt and get back and we wouldn´t even see it!
FLASH: Hey, Superman has super speed too!
SUPERMAN: I´m the old-fashioned boy scout, remember?!
FLASH: That´s your alibi for everything!
SUPERMAN: Luthor is a villain!
LUTHOR: Not in this version I´m not!
WW: Guys, I asked because I loved that masculine, firm yet gentle touch...
GL: I did it!
FLASH: No way, it was me!
SUPERMAN: Hey, I´m not a boy scout 24/7! can have a naughty side!
INVISIBLE MAN: Hehehehehe...

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Get ready, Justice League! Our mission is to kick Planet Hulk´s butt at the charts!

 

[kedrell]

hehehe, good luck DC guys.

 

[kedrell]

The mods really should do something about all this double post stuff. Might be time to close a few more super-threads.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Get ready, Justice League! Our mission is to kick Planet Hulk´s butt at the charts!

Go get 'em, guys!