Superman Returns Superman Returns caption thread returns!

[ultimatefan]

BOSWORTH: Career killer.

 

[ultimatefan]

ROUTH: For thelast f***ing time, these are not flowers on my cape! They´re..They´re... What the hell, I don´t even what these are!

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF.

ROUTH: "You think it's easy being the George Lazenby of Superman actors?"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks. I like "where's the sequel" one and "flowers on cape".

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "Only *****es drink decaf."

BATMAN: "Then according to 98% of my fanbase, you should be guzzling it."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Only *****es drink decaf."

BATMAN: "Then according to 98% of my fanbase, you should be guzzling it."

SUPERMAN: "Then 98% of your fanbase can suck my 16 inch d***!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Hahahaha! Hell yeah.

 

[X Knight]

SUPERMAN: "Why is the RUM gone???!!!!"

 

[X Knight]

SUPERMAN: "What the **** do I have to do around here to get a ******* decent film franchise???!!! Huh??!! Huh??!! Answer me d***it!! G*****N M*****F****** LOBO is getting a ******* movie before me!! LOBO for ***** sakes!!!"

BATMAN ( whispering meekly ): "Face it Clark.....you'll never be as cool or popular as me.......or as Lobo. You're just a washed-up boyscout."

SUPERMAN: "What's THAT??!!" Didn't think I could hear you, you cocky pretentious b******??!! Washed-up boyscout my a**!! Who do you think I am??!! **** YOU AND **** LOBO!! I'M THE G*****N SUPERMAN!!!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "You know Bruce, you should switch to Marvel and join the X-Men. You apparently have a mutant gene that allows you to possess both peak human strength AND agility. Normal human my ass."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, SP! Love the whole coffee run and the switch to X-Men one!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Why the hell are you wearing half of your Clark Kent clothes?
SUPERMAN; Casual friday.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "What the **** do I have to do around here to get a ******* decent film franchise???!!! Huh??!! Huh??!! Answer me d***it!! G*****N M*****F****** LOBO is getting a ******* movie before me!! LOBO for ***** sakes!!!"

BATMAN ( whispering meekly ): "Face it Clark.....you'll never be as cool or popular as me.......or as Lobo. You're just a washed-up boyscout."

SUPERMAN: "What's THAT??!!" Didn't think I could hear you, you cocky pretentious b******??!! Washed-up boyscout my a**!! Who do you think I am??!! **** YOU AND **** LOBO!! I'M THE G*****N SUPERMAN!!!"

I enjoyed the rum and casual Friday ones too.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks ultimatefan! Heheheheh. Casual Friday.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "Where exactly did you get all the Kryptonite stored in the Bat Cave?"

BATMAN: "Lex Luthor and I are old drinking buddies."

SUPERMAN: "I knew it!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "What can I say? I have a thing for powerful Alpha Females."

or

SUPERMAN: "What can I say? I have a foot fetish."

 

[Timstuff]

Bryan Singer: "Haha Superman, not even you can survive this film's writing!"

OR

Brandon Routh: "Waaaaah! They're going to reboot, and I'll never get to be Superman again!"
Bryan Singer: "THAT'S IT! If you don't want to stop whining, then you're getting a time out!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^ It's funny in a make-you-feel-guilty-for-finding-it-funny kind of way.

 

[Panthro]

Bryan Singer: "Haha Superman, not even you can survive this film's writing!"

OR

Brandon Routh: "Waaaaah! They're going to reboot, and I'll never get to be Superman again!"
Bryan Singer: "THAT'S IT! If you don't want to stop whining, then you're getting a time out!"

Muwahahahaha

I liked your stuff too Prime.

FRANK LANGELLA: "Now tell me again, why do they call this the 'Superman Returns caption thread returns' thread when most of the pictures used here are not even from 'Superman Returns'?"
BRANDON ROUTH: "Damned if I know, sir. Damned if I know."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "See, my costume resembles the flag. Red, white, and sickly purplish-brown."

PERRY: "..."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

double post

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, Prime! Great stuff all around, especially the pics question.

 

[ultimatefan]

PERRY: You have to learn to control your powers, Superman!
SUPERMAN: What powers? I was driving it!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: What do you think of these rumors about Jackie Earl Haley playing Sinestro in the Green Lantern movie?
BATMAN: He could definitely pull it off, but I onder if he wouldn´t be afraid of typecasting since he´s already known for playing anti-hero Rosrschach and now is doing Freddy Krueger too.
SUPERMAN: For the love of God, Bruce, get over Hugo Weaving already!
BATMAN: Never!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: What do you think of these rumors about Jackie Earl Haley playing Sinestro in the Green Lantern movie?
BATMAN: He could definitely pull it off, but I onder if he wouldn´t be afraid of typecasting since he´s already known for playing anti-hero Rosrschach and now is doing Freddy Krueger too.
SUPERMAN: For the love of God, Bruce, get over Hugo Weaving already!
BATMAN: Never!

The driving one was funny too.