Superman Returns Superman Returns Caption Thread

[Panthro]

Thanks Prime.

SUPERMAN: You think Bruce is a bad boy? I disappeared in space for five years when my girlfriend got pregnant, for Chrissakes!
WONDER WOMAN: Okay, you win. Do unholy thing to me right now!

Hahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

GREEN LANTERN: "I want Nathan Fillion to play me damn it! Either him or David Boreanez!"

SUPERMAN: "You know, if it hadn't been for him playing Harvey Dent in Dark Knight, I would have suggested Aaron Eckhart for Green Lantern."
BATMAN: "Oh well. I got him first."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "Permawhite."

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro!

Great stuff all around! You tell them, Hal!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Tom Rothman.

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

 

[Panthro]

Thanks UF. Love Superman getting shot for saying the wrong names at the wrong time.

GREEN LANTERN: "Victory! I get my own solo animated DVD and my own live action film! The long national DC nightmare is over! General Audiences, say hello to variety!"

BATMAN: "I liked him better before he got the green light."
SUPERMAN: "Pun intended."

 

[kedrell]

BATMAN: "...And he's a really smart guy, too. He's a civil war buff."
SUPERMAN: "God, I'd like to be a civil war buff. What'dya gotta do to be a buff?"
BATMAN: "So Biff wants to be a buff. Well, sleeping less than 18 hours a day would be a start."
SUPERMAN: "Oh, ha ha."

 

[Superman2007]

SUPERMAN: "Let's just stand here in the rain until I can see you nipples through your costume."
WONDER WOMAN: "Uh, don't you have X-Ray vision?"
SUPERMAN: "Yeah, but that's too easy."

ROFL! Nice...

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro!

Love the green light one! The x-ray one is great.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Of course not, Diana! Your boob enhancement in the animated flm looks perfectly natural!
WONDER WOMAN: Thanks, Clark, you know how to comfort a deeply insecure woman...

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Of course not, Diana! Your boob enhancement in the animated flm looks perfectly natural!
WONDER WOMAN: Thanks, Clark, you know how to comfort a deeply insecure woman...

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Superwoman Prime]

BATMAN: "What are you doing? You aren't Superman. Get the hell out of here."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

double post

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "I don't care that you have a penis! I like you for the woman you are everywhere else on your body."

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "What are you doing? You aren't Superman. Get the hell out of here."

Hehehehehehehehe

DOCTOR: "Thought he could drink Tony Stark under the table, didn't he? Well, let this be a lesson to him."

THUG: "C'mon, fall down! I've shot you in the head at point blank range six times already!"

SUPERMAN [thinking]: "Okay, get a little further away from the coast line and I'll drop this broad... and then it'll be all Wonder Woman all the time. Oh yeah."

SUPERMAN [gurgle]: "I never thought I'd hear myself say this but... save me Aquaman!"

LEX LUTHOR: "Fell on your keys didn't ya, punk?"

LEX LUTHOR: "Clearly camel racing is not your sport."

 

[kedrell]

Supes: "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Lex: "What do ya think this is? An AARP commercial?"

 

[Panthro]

Supes: "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Lex: "What do ya think this is? An AARP commercial?"

Hehehehehe

 

[kedrell]

Supes: "You're breaking the law!"
Lex: "Which law? The law that says creating a new continent is a felony?"

or

Supes: "You're breaking the law!"
Lex: "Call someone who cares."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Lov the SR captions! The continent one is cool too!

 

[ultimatefan]

LEX: See, I wasted all that time destroying California, allying with Krypton criminals and even making up that stupid Nuclear Man, when all I needed was to get you a movie where you don´t fight anybody!
SUPERMAN: You bastard!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPES: Don´t tell me you STILL think real estate is the best investment! Haven´t you seen the news?

 

[BATZARRO WWD]

"Did I miss a spot behind my ears?"

"So of all the things this green screen could have been made of...it HAD to be Kryptonite?"

"What could possibly go wrong?"

"Don't cry, Superman. At least you didn't fight a giant spider!"

"Jim Carrey Reminices about Batman Forever..."

"So, the script for the live action treatment of Wordgirl is unnessesarilly dark, especially the scene when Wordgirl kills two thugs for not knowing the definition of "dusk"..."

Seriously, you and I are done proffesionally, robo-tentacle.

 

[kedrell]

Lex: "Now that I've got you immobilized, I'd like to sell you some Amway products."
Supes: "You're kidding!"
Lex: "No, this is my back up plan in case the whole real estate scheme doesn't pan out."

 

[Panthro]

LEX: See, I wasted all that time destroying California, allying with Krypton criminals and even making up that stupid Nuclear Man, when all I needed was to get you a movie where you don´t fight anybody!
SUPERMAN: You bastard!

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "It smells in here. You should think about cleaning out your raggedy-ass car sometime."