Superman Returns Superman Returns Caption Thread

[Dr. Fate]

ROUTH: "See all you homophobe fanboys?! I'm NOT gay!"

REEVE: "Thank God..."

 

[SuperDaniel]

It's Super Ronaldinho Gaúcho!

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I prefer the Super Madruga of your avatar...

 

[Sverdlovski]

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I prefer the Super Madruga of your avatar...

hehehe

 

[Spare-Flair]

Come an meet mai lil' fren!

 

[Dr. Fate]

BRANDON ROUTH: "You have my Punisher War Journal #6, my copy of "Fletch" and the remote control to my TV. Now, I know it's going to be hard to give this stuff up because of it's sentimental attachment..."
CHRIS REEVE: "Sentimental attachment? Look, if I have any of that crap it's because you brought it over my house and left it there."

 

[Dr. Fate]

CHRIS REEVE: "Must... bridge... the gap... between... 1978 and... 2006..."

 

[FDisk]

BRANDON ROUTH: "You have my Punisher War Journal #6, my copy of "Fletch" and the remote control to my TV. Now, I know it's going to be hard to give this stuff up because of it's sentimental attachment..."
CHRIS REEVE: "Sentimental attachment? Look, if I have any of that crap it's because you brought it over my house and left it there."

Mallrats

 

[Superman_20]

for those of you who don't know, supermeng is an alien rafter from an island not so far away, on his journey out of the island because of political reasons, he was bitten on the ass by a radio active shark and he became supermeng, his weaknesses are salt water, the english language, the INS, and any type of physical labor

 

[FDisk]

for those of you who don't know, supermeng is an alien rafter from an island not so far away, on his journey out of the island because of political reasons, he was bitten on the ass by a radio active shark and he became supermeng, his weaknesses are salt water, the english language, the INS, and any type of physical labor

That was funny until the very last one, lots of cuban do hard physical labor when they first come to Miami.

 

[Dr. Fate]

REEVE: "So which do you like better, classic, unaltered original Star Wars trilogy or special edition and prequel Star Wars trilogy?"
ROUTH: "Special editions and prequels all the way, man."
REEVE: "Blasphemy."
ROUTH: "Naw man, seriously, once you sit down and watch the prequels and special editions back to back they make perfect se-"
REEVE: "Get out."
ROUTH: "What?"
REEVE: "Get out, get out of my house. You are not welcomed here, blasphemer."

 

[Oldguy]

BR: "Oh...my....GAWD!!! I can't believe I'm going to be the New THUPERMAN!!!"
KB: "Neither can I Brandon...neither can I."

 

[Dr. Fate]

CHRISTOPHER REEVE: "I must hold the bridge together or else it'll collapse under the weight of all those fanboys wanting to egg the theater!"

 

[Superman_20]

That was funny until the very last one, lots of cuban do hard physical labor when they first come to Miami.

they do hard work, they are just allergic to it, its like when you go have your wisdom teeth out, you do it but you really hate it

 

[dark_b]

doctor: it is 99,999999 % that you are the father mr. superman
lois: i told you that he is yours
superman: i still think that he is not my son


kid: tut tu kuku dada

superman(like homer from the simsons): nooo

 

[Super Kal]

Reeve: I want your promise that you'll take care of them...


Routh: I promise on my life that I will watch over them.

 

[thechubbysaint]

Did you smack a superman symbol on his forehead to take the picture?

 

[Big Fat Pauly]

That's just cruel.

 

[sf2]

cute kid!
btw, why we hate the kid???

 

[dark_b]

Did you smack a superman symbol on his forehead to take the picture?

i did that with photoshop... and it looks great

 

[Dr. Fate]

SUPERMAN: "Lex, look at yourself - you're lazy, you're unmotivated, you do nothing but eat, sleep, drink and smoke while other villains are working themselves to the bone to conquer the world. Aren't you ashamed of yourself?"
LEX LUTHOR: "Not at all, supe babe, not at all."
SUPERMAN: "What happened to the bright, young, dashing, charismatic Lex I knew and loathed, the one who once tried to blow up California for a housing development and Hackensack New Jersey at the same time just for the sheer hell of it?"
LEX: "He found a better way to take over the world. It's called - the Internet."
SUPERMAN: "You need help, Lex. You seriously need help."

 

[Bad Superman]

SUPERMAN: Logic, logic, logic. Logic is the beginning of wisdom, Valeris, not the end. Live long and prosper.

LOIS: **WTF did he drink this time????**. . . .

 

[Nightwing1977]

SUPERMAN: Logic, logic, logic. Logic is the beginning of wisdom, Valeris, not the end. Live long and prosper.

LOIS: **WTF did he drink this time????**. . . .

LMAO! I was going to post something like that about Supes looking like Spock. But apparently you beat me to it.

 

[Dr. Fate]

SUPERMAN: "I am the guy from Sliders."
LOIS LANE: "Really? You're the Sliders guy?"
SUPERMAN: "Yes Lois, I am indeed the Sliders guy."

 

[thechubbysaint]

"i did that with photoshop... and it looks great "

You should photoshop the kid's clothes to smallville type colors. Red jacket, blue shirt. Go for the superboy look.

 

[Showtime]

Superman: I think my arms are getting bigger as I speak.
Yeah that's right...I'm huge.