Superman Returns Superman Returns Caption Thread

[Panthro]

"Hi there boys. I'm Vicki Vale, ace reporter & twice the sexpot Lois Lane is."

5 seconds later -

SUPERMAN: "Hmm, looks like Vicki's sex appeal was just too much for him."

 

[ultimatefan]

"Sorry Superman, your franchise is not our priority right now! Batman is our cash cow!" Guess what, a**holes, I made a barbecue...

 

[Bad Superman]

Thanx, ultimatefan.

 

[Bad Superman]

Just realized post wasn't what I . . . . Never mind.

 

[Panthro]

"Sorry Superman, your franchise is not our priority right now! Batman is our cash cow!" Guess what, a**holes, I made a barbecue...

 

[KalMart]

: Y'know, just because you and Star Trek re-whatevered...doesn't mean it'll work for everyone.....

: I'm just sayin'......

: Yeah well....you've been sayin' it enough, already....

: Fine, %$#@'in be that way then.....

: Fine....!

: Fine....!


Later......

Batman: Then again, there's James Bond.....

Supes: DUDE....

Batman: I'm just sayin'......

 

[Panthro]

: Y'know, just because you and Star Trek re-whatevered...doesn't mean it'll work for everyone.....

: I'm just sayin'......

: Yeah well....you've been sayin' it enough, already....

: Fine, %$#@'in be that way then.....

: Fine....!

: Fine....!


Later......

Batman: Then again, there's James Bond.....

Supes: DUDE....

Batman: I'm just sayin'......

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro! Awesome one, Kalmart.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Protein shakes are a fraud.
BATMAN: Don´t even get me started on Atkins.

 

[KalMart]

Supes: What did the no-parking sign say, again? "Including Sunday" right? Did I not point that out to you at least five times?

Bats: Shut up.....

Supes: And what day is it today?

Bats: Shut UP....!

Supes: And what was your response again...."Yada-yada I'm Batman...yada-yada won't tow me...."

Bats: Dude, SHUT UP...!!!!

 

[KalMart]

Supes: <quietly> Psst....hey Bats....don't look now, but I think Captain Tourist is following us. No-no, don't LOOK...just keep going, pretend like we don't see him.....

 

[KalMart]

: Look....I understand the league's need for a drug-testing policy...but couldn't you wait until we got back to the watchtower before asking me for a sample?

: Just don't spill it, alright?

 

[KalMart]

Lois: My God, that thing is......LONG......I'm talking REALLY long....and wide....wow I can't believe how WIDE it is....holy cow you've gotta be kidding me, that thing's a MONSTER....!
















From that day forward, Richard never wore that tie again.

 

[kedrell]

^hehehehehehehehehe

 

[kedrell]

SUPERMAN: "Just wait til you come back with a mullet, Bruce. Then you will know the true meaning of hell."

 

[kedrell]

Bruce: "Diplomatic immunity!!!!!"

Clark: "It's just been revoked!!"

 

[El Payaso]

Bruce: "Diplomatic immunity!!!!!"

Clark: "It's just been revoked!!"

 

[KalMart]

: Look....I understand the league's need for a drug-testing policy...but couldn't you wait until we got back to the watchtower before asking me for a sample?

: Just don't spill it, alright?

<batmobile hits a pothole>


: Whoa.....uh..ohhhhhh......

:

 

[KalMart]

Man In Tourist Shirt: Oh my God...hey Gladys, look at how baggy that kid's pants are! And they're almost pulled down to his knees, for pete's sake. I heard this town has a lot of freaks but that's just.....

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Just wait til you come back with a mullet, Bruce. Then you will know the true meaning of hell."

SUPERMAN: "Hello, my name is Superman, and I'm hiring you to be my personal trainer for my next animated series."

UA THOR: "Sigh. This is gonna take a while."

 

[Spider-Kid]

Supermans wet dream.

 

[Spider-Kid]

Thor: This is for cancelling Marvel Universe Online!

Oops, wrong person Thor!

 

[Spider-Kid]

SUPERMAN: "Hello, my name is Superman, and I'm hiring you to be my personal trainer for my next animated series."

UA THOR: "Sigh. This is gonna take a while."

LOLCAKE!

Pretty funny.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Oh, so global warming is a myth, huh? He was under the California sun for just fifteen minutes!

 

[ultimatefan]

LOIS: Huh, when they call you "man of steel", I thought that was supposed to mean everywhere...