Sequels Superman's Greatest Battle

[The Kid]

The greatest battle of Superman's life is upon him!

Yes you guessed, right. CUSTODY OVER JASON!

WHO WILL WIN?

CYCLOPS OR SUPES Place your bets, people!

 

[The Punisher]

Your obsession for Jason is really something...

 

[Steelsheen]

hmm.... arent they about equal?

Superman gets his power from our yellow sun. Cyclops optic blasts are also fueled by his exposure to the sun.

put these gents in a cave for a time and they both lose their powers.

 

[matrix_ghost]

Yes but superman has a massive energy storage. He could be put in cave and kick cyclops's butt in 30 years time.

But yeah the kid should come up to supes and say :
You banged my mom and left her. Screw you and you're powers!
No way do i want to be faster then a speeding bullet.
You know what kind of disaster my sex life would be. I'd come so fast and not even have broken a sweat. My girl would just stand there and go "That's IT ??!!??".
The hell with this. Just stick that kryptonite to me and make me human. At least i'll enjoy making love.