So with the horrendous setup and the taint of Rob's win, my last words on this season will focus on the only reason to ever rewatch Redemption Island - Special Agent Phillip Sheppard.
I thought he was about to do it. I really thought all he needed was a nuts and bolts "I was faking it, this is the reason why, I'm actually a normal person, I'm sorry, Natalie's lazy, Rob's a cheat and had the show set up for him..." and he could have gotten to 5 votes.
It was all so promising when he burned the pink underoos, showed up at tribal in a robe, and then started his speech off talking about the necessity to change his strategy once the returning players were revealed. Then it went off the rails and straight to terrible. He accomplished nothing for himself in his speech and seemed to be asking the jury to vote for Rob.
Once any thought of him winning left my mind and this season could permanently be relegated to "worst ever" status, Phillip gave us a few more fireworks to remember him by, to remind of the few entertaining moments of this season.
First came Julie with her incredibly inapproriate "what would your kids think of the way you played?" rhetorical question. Uh, their kids probably feel better than your kids considering you brought home less money than them AND you took on a mortgage you couldn't afford and then tried to get Sprint sympathy votes by mentioning it on your way to the Ponderosa. "To hell with you" is right. Big F-U to Julie. Is this the same woman who STOLE Phillip's swim shorts? The one that also outright lied to Stephanie and Krista? Get out of here and hope you are never brought back. Then again, no hope required because you won't be asked back.
Then came Ashley, who again tried the whole "I'm talking, you don't get to talk" bitter crap. So good for Phillip to give her one last telling-off. News flash to Ashley. Phillip more than likely is well-read. You? Not so much.
So thank you to Phillip Sheppard. You were the only good thing that stood out in a wretched season.