Talk only in Burton Batman movies quotes

[Silver Sable]

"You weigh a little more than 108"

 

[Two-Face]

Master Bruce, Miss Vale called she will be little late.

 

[batmaluco]

I want my face on the one-dollar bill!

 

[Silver Sable]

"You must be joking"

 

[cryptic name]

does it look like i'm joking?

 

[batmaluco]

I'm the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist!!!

 

[Joker831]

Max walks up behind Bruce at his Mascaradball. Max has his mask and costume on while Bruce is just in a tuxedo, no costume.

Max: "Genuis costume....let me guess, trust-fund goodie goodie."

Bruce: "Yeah, well i hope your happy, you almost made a monster the mayor of Gotham City."

Max: "What does it matter who's mayor?"

Bruce: "Does to me."

Max: "Yawn!"

 

[Silver Sable]

"I don't want to make a speech but all I want to say is.........Thanks!"

 

[Bat Attack]

"Tic, Tac, Toe!"

 

[The Englishman]

"Never rub another man's Rhubarb!"

 

[batmaluco]

"I'm glad you're dead."

 

[The Joker!]

He didn't even lose a limb, an eye ball, bladder control.

 

[Bat Attack]

"A lot of tape, and a little patience make all the difference." *QUACK!*

 

[batmaluco]

"Sorry. I mistook me for somebody else."

 

[Bat Attack]

"Gotta go, girl talk."

 

[Silver Sable]

"You see Miss Vale, it's a work of art"

 

[batmaluco]

"You make it so easy, don't you pretty, pathetic young thing? Always waiting for some Batman to save you."

 

[The Joker!]

Thanks to Batman, the time has come to punish all god's children.

 

[Bat Attack]

"It's not like you can just kill me!"

"Actually, it's alot like that"

*Leans in towards her*

"Ehh?"

"Wha? A, ahaha! Oh, for a second there you really frightened me--"

*Push's her out window*

 

[Lex Luthor]

"And you are the hottest young person, a role model can have! ... Here, wear a button."

 

[Bat Attack]

"How about a kiss, Santi Claus."

 

[Bat Attack]

"I have a suggestion, well ac-actually more like a-a question."

 

[Two-Face]

"I'm Batman"

 

[cryptic name]

i was in the bath one day, when i realised why i was destined for greatness. you know how concerned people are about appearances, this is attractive, that is not. well, that is all behind me. i now do what people only dream: i make art, till someone dies...see?

 

[Bat Attack]

"Oh gawwd, I'm melting! Ohhh!..................Boo! Hahahahaha!!"