Talk only in Burton Batman movies quotes

[batmaluco]

"Don't forget your lucky deck."

 

[Silver Sable]

"Selina, this is your mother calling"

 

[batmaluco]

- Selina?! Selina ... Selina ...

- That's my name, Maximillions. Don't wear it out, babe, or I'll make you buy me a new one.

 

[cryptic name]

selina, this your mother, why haven't you called me back?

 

[BatFitz]

The Party never stops on Delina Kyle's answering machine!

 

[Bat Attack]

"Hey Selina, I'm calling about that christmas getaway we planned, I can't go my doctor said I should try to be my own person instead of an appendage."

"Some appendage, maybe I should've let him win that last raquetball game."

 

[cryptic name]

what did curiosity do to the cat?

 

[Silver Sable]

"A kiss can be deadly when you eat it"

 

[batmaluco]

"I believe the word you're looking for is...A-A-A-A-A-G-H-!"

 

[Spoarz™]

Oh, I got a live one here!

 

[cryptic name]

come on, you gruesome son of a b**ch...come to me.

 

[BatFitz]

Bob:"She's datin' some guy named Wayne."
Joker:"She's about to trade up!"

 

[captain_jimbo]

i rule all post

Shreck: Yawn!

 

[cryptic name]

i heard the bat got 'im

 

[Bat Attack]

"Honey, you'll never believe what happened to me today!"

 

[The Joker.]

Honey I'm home. Oh I forgot I'm not married.

 

[cryptic name]

is there a 6 foot bat in gotham city? and if so is he on the police payroll? and if so, what's he pullin' down...after taxes?

 

[Bat Attack]

"So lieutenant, I hear we've had ourselves another bat attack, I hear the commishner has even opened a file."

 

[The Joker.]

Alot of tape and a little patience make all the difference.

 

[batmaluco]

I know what you're saying. Where can I buy these fine new items? Well, that's the deal, folks, chances are... you've bought 'em already!

 

[Bat Attack]

"Harold, can't we just get a taxi!?"

 

[batmaluco]

"Don't kill me, man... don't kill me..."

 

[cryptic name]

I'm not gonna kill you. I want you to do me favor, I want you to tell all your friends about me...

 

[The Joker.]

Life's a b1tch, now so am I

 

[cryptic name]

you've...got sort of a dark side, don't you?