I don’t think I’ve ever been so confused about a film.  I wanted to like it.  I’m just not sure if I did.  I suppose I'll know when I read this review over.
I’m fairly late in the game to be watching and reviewing this, and going in I obviously had to leave everyone else’s opinion at the door as not to be influenced by them.  I was well aware of all the negativity regarding this fourth instalment, but I do have a strange taste and thought that there would be a chance for me to enjoy this for what it is.
But what is it?
Well, it’s crap.  But I liked it.  And I didn’t.  I’ve never been so conflicted.  I’ve never wanted to like something this much and have it fall so short.  Not even Spider-Man 3 left me feeling like this.  It was like being promised the greatest sex of your life only to be given a peck on the cheek.  I’m pretty sure there were moments of greatness.  ‘Pretty sure’.  I can’t remember them.  I have this feeling that I witnessed some classic movie moments, or maybe I just saw the potential… because I can’t name a one.
This film very much reminds me of Alien 3.  A film they wanted to make just so they could make it, not because they had a story to tell.  A film that has a release date before it’s even got a plot.  ‘Hey, wouldn’t it be great to make a Terminator film?... I don’t care what it’s about, I just want to make a terminator film!’  And this is where the problem lies.  It was so forced.  Onto the details that bothered me…
Starting with the main one:  Marcus.  Sweet Jesus, why O why?  One of the main flaws of the film is character development.  Any character.  You just don’t care about them.  But that’s not entirely true.  I cared about John and Kyle – not because of Salvation, but because of the films previous.  I already knew them and liked them and wanted them to win.  But Marcus?  Hated him.  He wasn’t needed.  I wanted to see Connor, the badass we’d been promised.  The badass this is all about.  It was like getting tickets for you favourite band and having the warm-up act steal the show; like ordering a Big Mac and being given a stale cheese sandwich.  He was a plot device that lasted the entire film.  I guess I did care about Marcus, just not in a good way.  I cared a great deal that this newly invented character raped and pillaged a film I had been waiting for since Cameron shown us glimpses of the future war against machines.
I’ve not been much of a supporter of Bale as of late.  I think he’s incredibly understated in his roles.  The guy’s a great actor, but where’s the presence?  I’m starting to believe he has none.  But, there’s this feeling I have that this could’ve been one of his best performances.  It wasn’t delivered, but it was hinted at.  Where was it hinted at?  I have no clue.  But I could sense it just below the surface, hidden by the wooden dialogue and copy-and-paste scenes.  But at least I was happy about one performance.  One performance I enjoyed a lot.  Kyle.  The kid can act.  Not only that, but he was cast brilliantly.  Kyle has to be my favourite character of the franchise, and he was the one I was concerned about the most going in, for the simple reason that I didn’t want them to ruin him.  Luckily they didn’t.  He was great.  He was a gold nugget in a pool of sh**.
So, in all, the characters let the film down.  I’d heard it a million times before seeing it.  That’s why I was looking forward to the spectacle and the VFX.  I was really let down.  Don’t get me wrong, the effects were great… they just weren’t engaging.  The action was flat and almost as tiresome as the clunky dialogue.  There wasn’t a single shot in the film that gripped me.  Not a one.  I could see the shots that were supposed to be thrilling and spectacular, but again they were forced.  ‘This is the money shot,’ they said.  ‘This is the shot where the audience will go “Oooooo”.’   Didn’t make me go ‘Oooooo’ once.  So I’m marking the film down because it had great VFX that weren’t utilised properly… VFX that sugar-coated boring action sequences.  It was like having Megan Fox on a plate to do what you want with for the whole day and wasting it by getting her to bake you cakes.
Lastly, the ‘story’.  Could they not have done something more?  The story we were given should’ve been the first thirty minutes of the film.  It was like they were treading water until an idea came along.  But they found a distraction, didn’t they… Marcus.  ‘We don’t know what to do so we’ll just make some sh** up about a guy you don’t know nor care about.’
I guess I’m not confused after all.  I think I just wanted to like it.  Such a waste.  4/10