Thank You Edge - The Wrestling Thread

[Hunter Rider]

Mason should use the powerbomb like he did last week, that sitdown Urinagi is clumsy.

because he has the same look you'd h&ave if you were looking at Stephanie's ass

Touche'!

Man, they brought McSillyputty back?

 

[Heretic]

Let's get one thing perfectly clear about why Michelle left Tough Enough...

She was exposed as a fraud.

This "oh, I miss my family so much I can't stay focused" crap is a lie. She was exposed in week one as a LIAR who claimed she had been wrestling for 11 years, yet couldn't even take a back bump or any other basic moves.

She was out of shape and was being exposed as not even close to someone who is in shape enough to wrestle, let alone not having the skills she claimed to have had in the beginning...and then...POOF..."I miss my family and want to leave"

Hogwash...she knew she was in the middle of being exposed as a fraud on national tv...so she used the age old excuse of "I miss my family" to back out.

 

[SpideyVille]

Punk was just defeated...then made to look like a fool...while Mason freaking Ryan looked unstoppable.

I haven't kept up with wrestling in years, so I don't know a lot of the new faces that are there today, but I kept thinking of Batista when I saw Mason Ryan, especially during his time in Evolution.

 

[SuperFerret]

Let's get one thing perfectly clear about why Michelle left Tough Enough...

She was exposed as a fraud.

This "oh, I miss my family so much I can't stay focused" crap is a lie. She was exposed in week one as a LIAR who claimed she had been wrestling for 11 years, yet couldn't even take a back bump or any other basic moves.

She was out of shape and was being exposed as not even close to someone who is in shape enough to wrestle, let alone not having the skills she claimed to have had in the beginning...and then...POOF..."I miss my family and want to leave"

Hogwash...she knew she was in the middle of being exposed as a fraud on national tv...so she used the age old excuse of "I miss my family" to back out.

I wonder if that excuse works for everything.

Pick up a girl at a bar, discover she only looks good in the bar, "I miss my family".

Get pulled over for drunk driving, "I miss my family".

Double homicide, "I miss my family".

 

[NDX]

Double homicide, "I miss my family".

I'mma try that one.

 

[Heretic]

I wonder if that excuse works for everything.

Pick up a girl at a bar, discover she only looks good in the bar, "I miss my family".

Get pulled over for drunk driving, "I miss my family".

Double homicide, "I miss my family".

People use that excuse whenever they get over their heads.

I've been on tours that we're going great...and as soon as the band ran out of money or had a bad show "I miss my family".

I've moved to new cities with people (I move all the time and have lived in A LOT of different states) and as soon as the initial money runs out and they have to get a job "I miss my family".

Kid goes off to college...his grades are terrible because he's partying every night...and right as they are about to bounce him out of college, "I miss my family".

It's the catch-all excuse for those who can't cut it.

 

[SuperFerret]

Well, I miss my family and I'm heading home in about two months, right after I graduate.

 

[Nemi]

I haven't kept up with wrestling in years, so I don't know a lot of the new faces that are there today, but I kept thinking of Batista when I saw Mason Ryan, especially during his time in Evolution.

I'm pretty sure he's there to be an actual replacement for Batista.

 

[Dr. Evil]

So wait, Mason Ryan uses a powerbomb?

More proof he's a clone of a former Animal.

 

[Heretic]

Mason Ryan is a complete copycat of Batista...except...I can't believe I'm saying this...he is even greener than Batista was when he started.

Ah...the memories of when WWE forced Batista to fall through the ropes every week on tv no matter what was happening because he just couldn't get it right...

 

[SuperFerret]

Batista was never that impressive anyway, but I hear Vince likes the big musclemen.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Mason Ryan is a complete copycat of Batista...except...I can't believe I'm saying this...he is even greener than Batista was when he started.

Ah...the memories of when WWE forced Batista to fall through the ropes every week on tv no matter what was happening because he just couldn't get it right...

he's not an exact copy as he has yet to sleep with all of the divas like Dave has. In fact, I don't think he's been with any divas.

 

[Heretic]

I hear that Melina is looking for a real man...

 

[NDX]

I hear that Melina is looking for any man...

Fixed that for ya.

 

[Dr. Evil]

So it looks like Triple H is a part timer now officially. He doesn't even have a match for Extreme Rules.

 

[Heretic]

John Morrison is a chump in my eyes...which is a shame because a month or so ago I was one of his biggest fans. He hasn't cut a good promo since the day he left ECW, and this nonsense with Melina and Trish is absurd.

I do think he needs to go to Smackdown though...he's over enough to strengthen that brand while still not being elevated because he just doesnt deserve the push.

 

[Metallo]

Cole can't tell the story of a match as an announcer AND get himself over as a heel. Its damn near impossible to do anyway and he's not good enough to do it even if it was possible.

He ruins the viewing experience. Either make him a color commentator, a manager, or the GM. He can't do play by play well AND be a heel.

I wonder if that excuse works for everything.

Pick up a girl at a bar, discover she only looks good in the bar, "I miss my family".

Get pulled over for drunk driving, "I miss my family".

Double homicide, "I miss my family".

I think "you know who" actually used "my familys sick" as his excuse to miss a show.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Am I the only one who thinks Randy Orton is headed to Smackdown?

 

[Nemi]

No I can see it happening too.

 

[Heretic]

Oh, Orton is going to Smackdown...they arent sending Cena, and someone HAS to go!

Edit: if they move R Truth and call that a worthy replacement for Edge or something silly like that, SyFy will be furious.

 

[SpideyVille]

I think Stone Cold deserves his own reality show because he's really lighting up this show.

 

[Mr.Webs]

Nah, I think Orton will definitely be going to Smackdown. They desperately need a big time face over there, and there's no way Cena is leaving the 'A' show.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Why is it that the WWE does a better job of naming its divas than their superstars? Many of the current divas go by either the first part of their real name or a version of their first name. Except for Kelly Kelly (Johnny "The Ass Face" Ace was probably high when he came up with that name) the divas names have not been bad.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

That promo was no worse than several of Cena's recent ones.

Yes. Yes it was.

 

[bullets]

Did Edge's leaving cause them to bump up the draft or does it usually take place next week?