The Original Bamfer
Big, Bald and Beautiful
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**** that, I ain't sharin' food with no one! 

I have to admit... I think that sharing food is a woman thing. I've NEVER seen 2 guys share food, save for group foods like pizza.
Everytime my ladyfriend eats food off of my plate... I want to throw her across the room, jump on the table and engulf the world while yodeling.
Going to the restroom together is also a woman thing.
Like Joey and Spoons... I hate sharing food. I don't see how people can do it without getting infuriated.
I wish other fast food restaurants would give you 4 items plus a med. drink for $5.
And to think that Subway loves to brag about its $5 footlong. $5 for a cold sandwich.
Taco Bell > Subway
And to think that Subway loves to brag about its $5 footlong. $5 for a cold sandwich.
Taco Bell > Subway
Are you ricrazylous? That is a foot... FOOT... 12 inches long... sandwich. And they do toast it if you want.
I love Taco Bell...
I love Subway...
I can't remain faithful in either relationship...
Taco Bell should call a radio station and expose me publicly for my unfaithfulness.
Cold sandwich? All of the Subways I've ever been to could toast your sandwich for you.And to think that Subway loves to brag about its $5 footlong. $5 for a cold sandwich.
Mm... Quizno's is good.
KFC's big box meal looks like a laptop. I pretend to type while eating delicious, chemically mutated chicken parts. We are living in the future... great times.
I don't eat a whole lot of meat....and I definitely stay away from FF Chicken.
FF Chicken?
Fantastic Four Chicken?
How glorious would that be? Chicken you couldn't see, burned your mouth, destroyed your teeth and was extra chewy... glory in a bucket.
FF Chicken?
Fantastic Four Chicken?
How glorious would that be? Chicken you couldn't see, burned your mouth, destroyed your teeth and was extra chewy... glory in a bucket.