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The Acolyte: Episode 8 (Spoiler Thread)

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Last Week,

Dumb,
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Dumber,

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Dumbest.
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And now for the finale of OV-SOL...
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I love that David Harewood went from playing Martian Manhunter on Supergirl to pretty much playing Lex Luthor in this series.
 
Maybe don’t turn your back to the Sith Lord, Sol as you talk lol.
 
Wow she made the Kyber crystal turn red.
 
lol a feeling I haven’t felt since.
 
Just want to say I was right about everything.

Green Jedi lady was behind it all. The planet was Baldemnic. And they brought in Darth Plagueis.
 
OMG the little green friend arrives. I thought this was a good finale and season. Far from perfect but still enjoyable. I’m looking forward to where they take season 2 if it gets picked up.
 
Yet another Star Wars show that had some interesting concepts but the overall execution was too wildly inconsistent and uneven for me to really get into it. It's a shame because I was especially excited for this one when it was announced.

Plagueis tease is fun but I genuinely don't know if interest is there to even give a S2 a shot.
 
Plagueis and Yoda being tossed in at the end was some of the most blatantly glup ****to "remember that thing you like" bull****. Absolutely sloppy work.

Except for you, Manny Jacinto. Collect your crown, king.
 
This whole damn show hinged and revolved around a single incident that was portrayed so messily I'm still not entirely sure what our intended takeaway was supposed to be except, "whoops, people dead."

Oh well, at least I gained a whole new respect for Manny Jacinto. And saw some cool fights.
 
Yeah this was a solid finale. The only thing I didn’t like was that little beaver A-hole sabotaging the ship (WTF?). But Sol vs. Bortles was rad and Osha going OP was pretty cool. And Vern covering everything up was good; it makes David Harewood’s opinions of the Jedi pretty understandable.

But wait a minute, you had David Harewood in your back pocket this whole time and you don’t include him until the last episode? Come on, now. Hopefully we’ll see more of him in season 2.

A few final thoughts…

Carrie-Ann Moss was completely wasted in this. No wonder she didn’t do any press for it.

I guess that was Plaguies hiding out in the cave and if so, he looks creepier than I thought he would. I always found his design in the books kinda dumb but I like what I saw here. Still, I expected a bit more of him or more on Bortles.

Speaking of Bortles, what the hell was going on at the beginning with the helmet and Osha?

I can’t decide whether I felt bad for Sol or if he got what he deserved.

All in all, this show had its highs and lows. The previous episode felt like it should have just been a couple quick flashbacks, but this finale brought me back in and I’m looking forward to seeing more of these characters. Also, this can’t possible be the worst Star Wars show based on the simple fact that they didn’t find some stupid, hamfisted way to cram Hayden into it (but trust me, they would have if it wasn’t set 100 years before he was born).
 
Yet another Star Wars show that had some interesting concepts but the overall execution was too wildly inconsistent and uneven for me to really get into it. It's a shame because I was especially excited for this one when it was announced.

Plagueis tease is fun but I genuinely don't know if interest is there to even give a S2 a shot.
I like how this show just turns all older men into pervs, stalking in the shadows, watching the youths do things.
 
I really wanted to like this show. What a mess. That was some of the most shameless season 2 baiting for a show that couldn't even manage one season of material.
The pacing was atrocious. Some of the most bewildering episodic structuring I've ever seen for a television show. I am genuinely dumbfounded at how Disney is handling storytelling in this format. It's like they're completely lost.

This could've been done in a 2 hour movie. Tops. There was no benefit to this story being told in long-form. Eight episodes and it feels like barely anything happened.
 
The pacing was atrocious. Some of the most bewildering episodic structuring I've ever seen for a television show. I am genuinely at a loss as to how Disney is handling storytelling in this format. It's like they're completely lost.

This could've been done in a 2 hour movie. Tops.

This could've been 8 episodes. But all the show had going for it was beats from the movies, to go along with their convoluted "story".

When they did the bit with the helmet, I just couldn't understand why it hadn't happened 4 episodes earlier.

The Jedi characters that die early, aren't characters. So why waste time with them? Jason merking everyone should've happened in episode 2/3 at worst.
 
The pacing was atrocious. Some of the most bewildering episodic structuring I've ever seen for a television show. I am genuinely at a loss as to how Disney is handling storytelling in this format. It's like they're completely lost.

This could've been done in a 2 hour movie. Tops. There was no benefit to this story being told in long-form. Eight episodes and it feels like barely nothing happened.
It's just abysmal. Every episode left me feeling like nothing happened, even when tangibly things did, because they can't structure an episode let alone a season. Like watching a movie in the form of TikTok clips. And then they have all this time and what feels like bafflingly little development. I don't care about the connection between Osha and Mae because they didn't meaningfully develop that, so I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be feeling as they hug and cry. Osha and Bortles' relationship seems largely hinged on him bathing nude and giving some basic force Libertarianism. And then Verne shows up just to go "You!" and then Jason runs off, one of the most anticlimactic "reveals" I can fathom.
 
The thing about Star Wars TV, is the first two seasons of the Mando actually were strongly written episodic television. Was it Andor? No. But it was good TV. Outside of Andor it's basically all been downhill for the live action stuff since Luke showed up.

Also mind blowing that this show cost 180m. What did they spend it on?
 
I thought that this being a prequel with characters totally unrelated to everything in Star Wars that I still cared about, it would be impossible for this show to truly disappoint me in any kind of way. Worst case scenario was always going to be just "meh, whatever".

How the hell this managed to not just piss me off, but just genuinely upset me at the quality is a special kind of talent for awful. This was bad bad. There's a reason fan fiction writing is not the same as actual writing. It's because this is the type of awful garbage fan fiction at it's worst can produce. Nonsensical plotting, characters that have no consistency in the slightest, confusing motivations for every little thing, wretched dialogue and most importantly stupid favoritism for your OCs. I can't believe this is something that was allowed to be released.

I feel for Manny Jacinto and Lee Jung-jae who were doing there damn hardest to carry the show with some great performances. Thankfully, Jacinto didn't get to do a lot, so his character wasn't ever really compromised, unlike Sol who is absolutely destroying in the worst way by the last two episodes. It's not grey and complex, it's just awful writing. I wanted to give Amanda Stenberg a chance, and held out for a long time before declaring it, but they might actively be the worst lead Star Wars actor. They were absolutely awful in this show, and when the bell was rung for them to actually deliver a performance worth a damn it was another flat ball of nothing.

At least the stunt crew can be praised. The action was really good for the majority of the show. So, good job for them.

Season 2 bait was embarrassingly bad, and for that alone I hope never gets to see the light of day. Let it sit there in shame like the dumb Darth Maul sequence in Solo.
 
The last two episodes were disappointing. Not enough to completely ruin the series for me, but I did not like how it ended. Way, way too much set up for a second season for it to truly be the end of a stand alone season.
 
The last two episodes were disappointing. Not enough to completely ruin the series for me, but I did not like how it ended. Way, way too much set up for a second season for it to truly be the end of a stand alone season.
The rest of the show was enough to ruin the rest of show. :o
 

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