"Here's to you, babe,"says Eddie, raising his drink up in a toast.
"Seventeen. Happy early birthday."
The rest of us raise our glasses in salute around the crowded table at Romita's Pizza. We're all here as an early birthday celebration for Gwen, whose actual birthday isn't for two more days. We celebrate early, for, well...reasons.
"Thanks, guys," Gwen says with a warm smile that I notice fades a bit when Eddie kisses her on the cheek.
"I really appreciate everyone coming out for this. I know things are a little....weird, but....I mean, we're all friends here, right? And that's what matters."
Everyone smiles and takes another drink of soda to toast her comment, then a funny thing happens: we all start switching between giving Gwen big friendly smiles, and subtly giving each other icy death-stares.
It's kind of an awkward triple date situation, and the group dynamic certainly isn't working. Gwen brought Eddie, naturally, but even though we hate his guts, she insisted that Harry and I come out too. Harry brought Liz, and I had to bring Mary Jane, just so I didn't feel too pathetic by being the only one without a date.
So the running order of who is glaring at whom and why goes something like this:
Liz gives MJ an evil-eye because she's still convinced Harry wants to be with her after he saved her from Electro.
Harry gives a cold stare toward Eddie for punching him a couple of weeks ago.
I'm also staring daggers at Eddie because he's a perverted, manipulative, controlling jerk who is ruining my best friend's chances at happiness because he knows that he doesn't actually deserve to be with her, and he returns the evil-eye back at me for precisely the same reasons.
Even Gwen herself, the one person who's keeping a fistfight from breaking out, can't resist the urge to give a quick but devastating Stacy Stink Eye towards myself and Mary Jane. I know she doesn't like the idea of the two of us going out, but I still don't see why it bothers her
that much.
"So, um, Gwen," MJ starts, trying to break the tension in the room, "Pete told me that you guys always celebrate your birthday early instead of on the actual day, right? Any reason why?"
"Well, it's.....there's kind of a long story behind it...." Gwen says, practically squirming to get away from the question.
"Yeah, it's a sensitive issue," Eddie practically speaks over her.
"We don't really want to bring it up."
"Wait, who's this 'we,' exactly?" I ask in irritation before I can shut myself up.
"Look, it's some really heavy personal stuff," Harry says to MJ, ignoring what I just said and cutting Eddie off before he could respond.
"It's Gwen's business, so if she wants to talk about it, then we will. And if she doesn't, we won't, okay?"
"Okay, sorry, I didn't know," Mary Jane says defensively.
"Just, y'know, trying to make some conversation. Break the ice a little."
"It's okay," Gwen says, practically apologizing for herself.
"If you really want to know, I'll tell you later. I just....I don't want to be a downer at my own birthday party."
There's a pause so big that Godzilla would have ample room to break-dance in it before Liz finally speaks up.
"Soooo......you and Petey, huh?" she says to MJ. I cringe when I see the look on Gwen's face. As if things weren't uncomfortable enough.
"Yeah, who would've thought, right?" MJ says, looking over to me with a wink.
"We just hung out a few times, and had a lot of fun, and then the other night after we were saved by that spider-girl I thought to myself 'y'know, Pete's a great guy, he's fun to talk to, and he's pretty cute, so why not?' We kissed, and well, I guess we're official now."
"Honestly, I'm still kind of in shock over it myself," I admit.
"I can't really believe it."
"....yeah, I can't believe it either," Gwen says, rolling her eyes.
"Well, I think you two make for a really cute couple," Liz says, either actually oblivious to the discomfort in the group or intentionally ignoring it for the sake of keeping things polite.
"Yeah, I mean, honestly? If Liz allowed me to be jealous, I would be--*oof!*" Harry says before Liz elbows him in the ribs.
"But seriously, Pete, I'm happy for you. Not many people can say that the Queen of Midtown High was their first kiss, right?"
".....second."
"Hm?"
"Yeah, Mary Jane, she's....she's my second kiss, not my first. My actual first was a couple years ago, remember?"
Harry and Liz look at me blankly like I'm making it up.
"It was the summer between eighth and ninth grade, not long after Harry moved away for England. We all got invited to a birthday party at Felicia Hardy's house. Well, Eddie got invited, and he brought Gwen and I along, anyway."
"Oh yeah, I remember that party," MJ says with a nostalgic grin.
"That was our big 'farewell' party for Felicia before she transferred to a private school."
"Yeah, well, while Eddie got pulled away to toss the football around the backyard with Flash and Kong and the rest of his new friends, Gwen and I didn't have anyone else to talk to, and somehow we ended up getting roped into a game of spin-the-bottle in the basement."
Harry raises an eyebrow. Liz giggles as her eyes light up; she was there that day.
"So yeah, it's Sally Avril's turn, and she spins, and it stops on me. And she just freaks out, because she was hoping it would be Liz's brother Mark, right? She goes on and on about how it's not fair that she should have to kiss a dork like me, yadda yadda. Honestly, I think half the reason she still picks on me so much is because she knows that she still owes me a kiss."
Now it's MJ who starts giggling. It's no secret that MJ and Sally have been rivals for years over control of the pretty-people cliques in Midtown, so finding out that her current boyfriend is the reason that her arch-foe is so uptight must have tickled her funny-bone.
"Anyway, Sally flat-out refuses to kiss me. And since she won't do it, none of the other girls will do it either....."
"....so I volunteered."
I look over at Gwen, who's blushing bright red as she looks at me, smiling. And I can't not smile right back.
"Yeah....so we both moved into the center of the circle. And we got in close.....and then Mary Jane here dared us both to French kiss and I nearly choked to death on Gwen's retainer."
Everyone laughs....well, except for Gwen, who just kind of shrinks and blushes, embarrassed. And Eddie, who sneers.
"So yeah, that was my first kiss. So good it almost killed me, right?" I say, trying to cheer Gwen up but immediately regretting it when I see it's just embarrassed her more.
"Well you know what, Parker?" Eddie says, putting his arm around her.
"I know she doesn't wear a retainer now."
The laughter and smiles all kind of die down with that remark, everyone almost simultaneously creeped out by it.
"Wow, that's....really classy, Eddie," I say with a sting in my voice.
"You mean like talking about kissing my girlfriend while I'm sitting right here?" Eddie fires right back.
"Guys, come on, the pizza's getting cold. Let's just--"
"No, really, Parker," Eddie just ignores Harry completely,
"I already told you once that I don't like you talking to Gwen like that. Now you're doing it right in front of me, and right in front of your own girlfriend too?"
Mary Jane gives Eddie a deadly stare.
"Gwen, in all honesty," she asks, not taking her eyes off of Brock,
"why are you doing this to yourself?"
"Please, can we not--"
"Doing what to herself, huh? Come on, let's hear it."
"Putting up with you," MJ practically spits at him.
"Seriously, Gwen, everyone here can see it, but no one wants to admit it. He's making you miserable, treating you like you're his property. And have you seen how mean he is to Pete and Harry, your best friends?"
"Look, Eddie's--"
"Oh, you're one to talk," Eddie says to Mary Jane, cutting Gwen off.
"Like you've never ragged on Parker or the other kids too. And now you're trying to judge me? What's the difference between me being with Gwen and you being with Parker?"
"Easy," Mary Jane says.
"I actually like Pete, and Pete actually likes me. You're just using her to prove something, and she's just using you to fill in for someone she actually wants to be with."
Eddie bites down on his lip, trying to come up with a real crusher of a comeback, but unable to think of one. If MJ weren't a girl, I'm positive Eddie would punch her right now.
I just stare holes through my pizza, trying to keep low to not get dragged into this. I look up for a second, and see Gwen doing the same thing. She looks up at me for half a second too, and we both reflexively look away.
There's a good ten seconds of deadly silence after MJ let the big cat out of the bag, before I finally say something.
"........I, um.......I think we should go," I squeak out, pulling out my wallet and leaving money for my share of the pizza on the table (along with a decent tip for the waitress).
"Yeah, that's probably for the best," Mary Jane says, softening her tone when she realizes how much drama she's let loose.
"I'm sorry for making a scene, guys. Anyway, happy birthday, Gwen."
"......thanks," she says, not even looking up from her pizza as MJ and I get up and head for the door.
"Well, that was painful," I say as we step out onto the sidewalk.
"I mean, it's not your fault, you didn't say anything that wasn't true...."
"Yeah, but I shouldn't have been meddling like that," she says regretfully.
"I ruined her party because I couldn't keep my mouth shut when I saw something I didn't like."
"To be fair, I think it needed saying. And nobody else has been able to really say it so far. Harry won't because he's just not the type to get into other people's personal baggage. And I haven't been able to say it, because, well...."
I trail off for a few seconds, not really sure of how I was going to end that sentence.
"I get the feeling there are a lot of things you haven't been able to say," she says, looking away.
"What do you mean by that?"
"Nothing, just....." MJ sighs.
"That poor girl could really use a break. Anyway, what are you up to for the rest of the night?"
"I don't really know yet," I say,
"but I'm probably just gonna have some 'me-time.' I really need to catch up on some extra-curricular stuff that I've been slacking off on, and maybe blow some steam about the whole Eddie thing."
I really
do need to catch up on my extra-curriculars, specifically the Spidey-related ones. Violence between the Big Man and Silvermane's gangs has ramped up, with a few other gangs getting caught up in it. There was another really nasty murder-scene last night: a smuggling operation from Tombstone's organization got hit, and the victims were literally torn limb from limb, pulled apart by something with ridiculous strength, and hacked up by some kind of claw-like blade.
Maybe finding who did that and beating the tar out of him will get my head straight.