Aaaaaand I just got shivers down my spine. That was awesome.
Okay, here we go. Massive supervillain terrorizing the city. Four other superheroes are providing covering fire. And it's up to Captain America and ME to deliver the big one-two. I know I've said it already, but I need to say it again: Best. Night. Ever.
Hawkeye begins firing one arrow after another at the green guy, with little effect as his force-field keeps them at bay. As we approach, Iron Man lays down powerful energy beams that buffet the monster's shield, followed up with some thunderous punches from the insanely gorgeous blonde woman who just showed up. I really hope they're able to bust through this guy's bubble, or else this is going to be embarrassing.
Finally, Thor winds up and delivers a crushing blow with his hammer, which honest-to-God pulls down a bolt of lightning from the sky when he does. That, combined with the other attacks, is enough to finally crack through the force-field, just as Cap and I are a few short steps away.
I leap ahead, attempting an awesome Bruce Lee dragon-kick.....only to get swatted again by another huge rock-fist.
As I tumble away, there's a definite
"Rrrrrgh!" which I guess means that Captain America's attack was a little more successful than mine, but it's hard to tell when you're ragdolling through the air for the third time in one fight.
I hit the pavement hard, mostly on my back but at just enough of an angle where my shoulder hits too, and there's a definite
POP when it does. That's about all that registers in my mind before I black out.
.....okay, seriously, I would love to have ONE freaking fight with a supervillain where I don't get knocked out.
As I stand back up, I try to move my right shoulder and--
"OH MY GOD OW OW OWOWOWOWOW OWWWWWW that hurts!"
.......yup, it's definitely dislocated.
I grab my limp right arm by the wrist, trying to yank it back into place like they do in super-macho action movies.
The good news is that it works. The bad news is that the pain is so bad that I very nearly puke right into my mask.
By the time I'm done screaming like a little girl, I notice that there's someone else in the vicinity who's screaming. And it's a little girl.
....oh ****. Her leg is stuck underneath that car.
"It's okay, it's gonna be okay," I try to comfort the girl. Oh man, that's really bad, her leg is pretty much mangled by the wheel. There's an awful lot of blood, too. Even if I get her free, she might not make it, and it's pretty much guaranteed that she's never gonna walk again.
"I'm gonna get you out from under this thing, okay?" I say, but the girl doesn't seem to notice, as she's still screaming--not that I blame her, that's got to be awful. I grab onto the wrecked car's bumper and get read to lift.
"Okay, on three. One, two, three--NNRRGGGHHH!"
I strain and heave and then finally, I hoist the rear end of the car up. She's hurt too badly to move out from under it, though. With another massive heave, I push up with all of my might, and flip the car over and away from her. Note to self: I am apparently strong enough to flip a car all by myself.
As the other 'Avengers' (that is
such an awesome name) continue duking it out with the monster, I look around and I see that the little girl isn't the only one hurt. Drowned out by the noise of the battle, there are groans and screams. People who were hit by debris, or crushed under cars, or burned by the monster's fireballs. When I stop and actually take notice of the scene, it's actually pretty ghastly.
.....talk about your mood-killer.
I kneel down to the girl with the messed-up leg; everything below the knee is pretty much just ground meat, and her femur has a compound fracture. I quickly fire a few globs of webbing onto the wound to stop the bleeding, and do what I can to slap together a makeshift tourniquet out of scraps on the ground.
"This is just a quick fix, not a long-term solution," I say as I put the thing together on her leg,
"but it should be enough so we can get you to the hospital, and they'll fix your leg for real, all right?"
The girl whimpers, and then I start looking around to see who else I can help.....
.....and I can barely move my eyes without seeing someone else that needs helping.
As I move, I see Captain America, and call out to him while pulling an unconscious but still alive woman from a burning car.
"Captain!" I shout.
"We've got a lot of hurt people here! You guys deal with the big ugly guy, I'm gonna try and get as many of these people to safety as I can!"
....of course, the question is, when a big super-powered monster who's strong enough to take on six or seven superheroes at once is ripping up the city, where exactly is 'safety?'