"I'm not saying it's a bad game," I say to Harry as we head from one class to another, weaving our way through the crowded hallway of Midtown.
"I'm saying that chronologically it doesn't make sense. If it's a prequel, if it happens before the events of the first game, then why do they have all these extra weapons and vehicles that they didn't have in the games that came after it? Did they just forget to bring half of their stuff with them?"
"I love that that's what you're picking at about the game, the fact that the guns and power-ups don't match up," Harry brushes it off. It's our usual BS argument for the sake of an argument, where one of us (usually me) takes issue with something that doesn't really matter, and the other plays the devil's advocate and takes up the other side, mainly just to push buttons. Today, our topic of choice is Harry's latest purchase for his 360.
"Besides, the game's sold about a billion copies and it's only been out for a week. How about you un-clench a little and give in to the temptation of that sweet multiplayer goodness?"
"Because online multiplayer is full of morons," I state matter-of-factly.
"I don't feel like spending my afternoon getting tea-bagged by some frat-boy idiot named 'Tru420GamR' or something equally stupid. Besides, I'd like to see any of them match the kind of moves I can do in Capcom vs. DC."
"I still don't get your whole kick for retro-games. Most of that stuff was before we were even old enough to walk, or before we were even born."
"Yeah, but the games back then were made for hardcore gamers, not just any idiot who plops down a couple hundred bucks because they don't wanna pay extra for a Blu-Ray player. There's actual strategy and timing that goes into the games, instead of just 'camp up in the high spot with the sniper rifle and the rocket launcher.' Single-player was actually a game itself, not just a training exercise for multiplayer. And best of all, gamers were geeks like me, not jocks and morons like--oh, speak of the devil."
As we head to the stairs for our fourth period class, I see Flash and Eddie coming our way. Eddie passes by, giving me nothing but his usual death-stare. Flash actually looks away as he passes us, then as we're about to walk on by, he stops.
"Hey, Parker?"
I turn, against my better judgment.
"...yeah?"
"If you do anything to hurt Mary Jane, I'll pull your scrawny little head off. Got me?"
"....ummm, yeah, okay. I got you."
I slowly back away from Flash, making sure we're out of earshot before asking Harry,
"Any idea as to what the heck that was all about?"
Harry laughs out loud.
"You mean you haven't heard? Word around the school is you and Mary Jane had a magical evening last night. That you swept her off her feet and dazzled her with your irresistible dorky charm, and that by the end of the night, you two were making out like freshmen."
"But that's not what happened!" I blurt out in protest.
"I mean, yeah, we had a great time, I thought, but we didn't....I mean, not that I don't want to, but how would I--? We didn't even kiss!"
"Perception is reality, right?" Harry says.
"And if everyone in school thinks you and MJ played a few rounds of tonsil-hockey, then who are you to say otherwise?"
Actually, Mary Jane seemed pretty pleased with herself in Biology today....although I couldn't help but notice she had some serious bags under her eyes, like she was out all night and didn't get any sleep. Which is weird, because she went to bed before me.
And MJ wasn't the only one in high spirits this morning. Blackie Drago seemed more chipper than usual, even smiling a couple of times when Debra was giving her portion of the group presentation. Which is funny, because ever since being disqualified from the Science Fair, he's been nothing but angry.
"Oh God, if Mary Jane hears that, she's going to think I've been spreading those rumors around, and then she's gonna kill me!"
"Ummm......dude?" Harry says uncomfortably.
"Right now I think Mary Jane might not be the one you need to worry about."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, I'm not sure I should be telling you this, but...." Harry looks around, to see if anyone's listening in.
"I was talking with Liz at lunch, and she said she asked Gwen if she heard about your date. Then a few minutes later, she caught her in the bathroom...crying."
"...what, about me and Mary Jane? Nah, that doesn't make......anyway, why would she care about that? It....it's gotta be something else. I mean, her birthday's coming up next week, and that's a really bad time for her, so.....it's probably that, right?"
"Maybe," Harry says, sounding unconvinced.
"Still, you should probably talk to her about that. But hey, it's none of my business. Anyway, here's my class."
Harry goes into his English class, while I head down the hall towards my College Prep Lit class. I can't help but be bothered by what Harry just told me, but as the end of the school day grows near, my thoughts drift away from the everyday concerns of Peter Parker....
....and more towards my extracurricular activities when school lets out.
THE NEXT MORNING......
So last night's patrol was kind of a bust compared to the one before. No giant monster attacks, just a single mugging. Mary Jane was out with friends, Harry was watching some sappy movie with Liz, and Gwen wasn't answering her phone. So all last night, there was nothing to do but sit around the house and be critically bored.
Still itching to get my superhero on, I get an early start on the day, and see if I can stir up some excitement before school.
"Excuse me? Captain Stacy?" I say, knocking on the newly-replaced window of the precinct house.
"You in there?"
Captain Stacy gives me an annoyed glare as he looks up at me from his desk, then gets up to open up the window.
"Morning, Spider-Man," he says.
"Normally we don't see or hear from you until after dark. What brings you out so early today?"
"Just, y'know, volunteering," I say, sticking my head into the window but not venturing inside.
"I figure you guys would be diverting a lot of man-power after the attack in Times Square, so I was wondering if there were any areas where I could, y'know, lend my spidery expertise?"
"Well, the last couple of nights have been busy for all of us, and I'm not just talking about Times Square," he says, rifling through the mountain of files on his desk.
"It turns out that while you and the other superheroes were taking on that monster, there was quite a lot of other dirty business elsewhere in the city. Some of it strange enough that it might be super-human related somehow, and given my recent history dealing with you, they sent a lot of the weirder things to me."
"Hm. Interesting. Weird is fun. Well, unless it's that creepy kind of weird that's not fun at all. Then it's just...weird."
Captain Stacy doesn't ask me what the hell I'm talking about, but the look he gives me certainly asks the question quite effectively. Before the moment becomes too awkward, he gestures to one file, along with an envelope.
"Got another note from your little secret admirer, the Black Cat. This time, along with the letter, she left a prepaid cellular phone," he says, opening the envelope with the phone and the letter inside.
"Both of which were addressed specifically to you. These were found at the site of another robbery, in the home of a wealthy upper-crust family who's asked to remain anonymous. Again, no signs of entry or exit; the only signs of Black Cat even being there were the letter and phone for you, two unconscious security guards--chloroformed from what we can tell--and about four hundred thousand dollars worth of missing jewelry."
"Yikes. Sounds like Cat's done knocking over pawn shops and jewelry stores, and moved up to a little more dangerous game. Does the note say anything that can help us?"
"See for yourself," he says as he hands me the letter.
"Dear Spider-Man,
I had a great time the last time you and I met; you sure do have all the right moves, hero. It's nice to meet a man who can go my speed. It's just too bad I had to leave you high and dry like that.
Still, I'd be willing to give our little game of cat-and-mouse (or should I say cat and spider?) a second chance. Unfortunately, the life of anonymous outlaws like us does make it difficult to set a schedule. So to get your attention, I took the liberty of relieving a few fat-cats of some of their trinkets. They look so much better on me anyway. But the jewels were just a bonus--the point is the phone.
Since it's no fun just robbing people and hoping you'll show up after the fact, I'm going to give you a ten-minute warning in advance of every job I pull from now on. If you can get to where I'm going by the time I'm there, well....I'm sure things will be a lot more interesting, won't they?
Oh, and since I'm sure the NYPD will get their hands on this before you do, I should point out: if there's any sign of cops, I won't show. And if it turns out they've bugged the phone, then I'll quit calling it and send you a new one.
Hope you get this, Spider. I'll be calling soon."
Heh, again it's signed with a kiss in black lipstick. That is seriously hot. Too bad Black Cat's a repeated felon. And, y'know, that I'm kinda sorta also seeing a girl right now, one who probably
isn't a serial larcenist.
"Hmmm. Well, it's obvious that she wants me to play the game on her terms. She won't make a move without my confirmation. So the obvious plan of action is to wait for her call, get to wherever she's trying to hit, then hope I get lucky..............I mean, lucky enough to capture her. That's what I meant."
"From what our profilers have put together, the Black Cat's most likely doing this more for thrills than for money," he says, mature enough to ignore my Freudian slip there.
"So it's unlikely that she has any additional ulterior motives. Be careful, though. She may have allies, and may be baiting you into some kind of trap."
"I'll keep that in mind," I say, pocketing the cell phone.
"Any other things on the 'weird stuff' files that you might send my way?"
"Not much I can give you any details on. Friction between the different crime syndicates is building. With the Big Man on the ropes, the Manfredi family are moving their men into Brooklyn, so since that's your neighborhood, expect some violence. Hopefully it'll be contained to just gang-on-gang, but there's been signs of....escalation as to how far Silvermane might take things."
"Escalation?"
"There was a hit last night in Chinatown, against the Triad gang. Twelve men were killed, then....mutilated. They were found with their heads removed, their bodies ritualistically butchered. It was like they had been field-dressed like a deer, like they'd been taken down by some kind of sick game-hunter. If this is what Silvermane is willing to do to his enemies now, then I can only imagine the rival gangs are going to respond with worse."
I knew that the Big Man wasn't above doing some pretty awful stuff: hiring the Shocker to commit mass-murder, torturing and mutilating Alex O'Hirn to turn him into that Rhino thing, etc. But that? I think I better start taking a closer look at this "Silvermane" guy and take him out next.
"Jeez, that's....well, yeah, they're scummy gangsters and probably deserved something bad, but that's just....Anyway, you can count on me to help you all in any way I can to take these gangs down."
"Officially, I'm supposed to rebuke you and remind you that you're a wanted vigilante. Unofficially, though?" He grins just a little bit, which is actually more discomforting than when he scowls disapprovingly.
"I'm actually starting to be glad you're on our side. Things are getting more and more difficult to handle; even outside the potential gang war, there doesn't seem to be a single safe place in this city. Times Square, Chinatown, even the ESU campus."
"You're talking about the possible homicide two nights ago?" I say, remembering that Gwen mentioned it over the phone.
"How did you hear about that?"
"Umm....I've got....really good sources," I say, trying hard not to let slip to Captain Stacy that his daughter is aiding and abetting a wanted mutant vigilante. For one, it would tip him off that Spider-Man might be someone she knows, like, say, Peter Parker. And secondly, it'd get her in trouble, and then she'd never forgive me.
"Anyway, is that something I should look out for?"
"I honestly don't know," he says with a sigh.
"It's got the crime scene investigators baffled. The victim was one Gregory Bestman, a senior faculty member at the school. From the damage to his body discovered in the autopsy and the impression left on the grass where he was found, it looks like he took a fall of about two or three hundred feet. Problem is, there are no heights in that area from which he could've jumped or fallen. It's like something just swooped down and grabbed him, picked him up, and then dropped him to his death."
Gregory Bestman....why does that name sound familiar? I
know I've heard it somewhere, recently.
"I'll look into it, I guess."
Captain Stacy's phone rings, and he shushes me while answering, then once his conversation's over (including some urgent-sounding orders about dispatching officers), he turns to me.
"I just got word of an emergency downtown. Tanker trucks being flipped over and smashed by an unidentified superhuman. You might--"
"Already on it," I say before diving away from the window and onto the nearest set of rooftops. Following the smoke and the sirens, I find my way to the scene.
To the amazement of pedestrians and drivers alike, the center of three trucks' top soared into the air, before it began demolished from the inside, and eventually the truck fell on it's side, causing an obstruction in the road.
As the two trucks in front and behind the collapsed vehicle try to turn away from the wreckage, two large sand like hammers smash the back and the front of the respective vehicles, causing them to the sides of the road. A voice echos from the crashed truck, as a figure appears from the wreckage.
"The Big Man's goons will never escape the wrath of THE SANDMAN!"
"Ermm, excuse me?" I say, flicking a small blob of webbing off the back of the man's head to get his attention.
"Hi, I'm Spider-Man, nice to meet ya. Anyway, nobody's more excited about wanting to take down the Big Man than me, but whaddya say you knock it off with the collateral damage, huh? The morning commute's bad enough as it is."