Rodhulk...
I don't really feel like you're listening to any body at all.
Let's go through a simple example so you can understand why people think you're 'stretching out metaphors to the breaking point'.
It would be cool if you could acknowledge that you're doing this with at least this one passage. I feel if I can get you to acknowledge this is a stretch, then we'll have made some progress.
"Job 9:8 God stretches out the heavens. Think the big bang here."
Job 9:8
Which alone spreadeth out the heavens, and treadeth upon the waves of the sea.
It's a big leap to get from a passage like that, to say that this passage describes the big bang. It's an absolutely massive leap.
Here's what even the ancient people of several thousands of years ago would be able to see when looking up at the night sky.
Think about it for a moment, I don't just want to hand the answers to you.
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Okay. Isn't it likely that the passage is based on simple observation?
Isn't it
MORE likely, that this is the case, than it is that the passage describes something as complex as the big bang?
This is the thing I've noticed with you, Rodhulk. Again and again and again and again, you choose the more complex interpretations over the more simple, obvious interpretations. You choose the interpretation that contains more assumptions. There's a term for this mistake in thinking in philosophy and its called Occam's Razor.
The passage simply isn't sufficient for describing the big bang. I was gonna write out a description in my own words, but I might as well just copy and paste the description from wikipedia.
If you think to yourself, "obviously that's what 'stretching out the heavens' is supposed to describe", you're allowing some very serious biases to cloud your judgement. Think about Occam's Razor.
Prior to Job 9:8,
9:6 Which shaketh the earth out of her place, and the pillars thereof tremble.
9:7 Which commandeth the sun, and it riseth not.
The Earth rests on pillars, and the Sun moves around the Earth.
The sun rising is based on simple observation, but they had no way of knowing that its the Earth that's moving around the sun, which is why there's no mention of it in the bible.
Some sort of acknowledgement Rodhulk that you could be wrong, and progress will have been made.