First Avenger The Athletics and combat of Captain America

I think Parkour is gay. Just like Batroc, silly french sissy kick-boxer. Parour reminds me of break dancing, which of course IS most gay.

What an insightful argument.... :(
Batroc has always been a favorite Cap nemesis of mine, and definately one of the most capable when it comes to hand to hand. There was an issue where he was one of the top dogs in a prison he and other normally power dependent supers were being held. I like seeing him used as comic relief sometimes, but he is a foe to be respected. I went off on a tangent. I'm of the opinion that most of the street level heroes that bound rooftops were parkour before parkour. I'm down for cap using whatever works.
 
I think Parkour is gay. Just like Batroc, silly french sissy kick-boxer. Parour reminds me of break dancing, which of course IS most gay.
Parkour engages in sexual activity with the same sex? :huh:
 
and in parks and rest stops ;P
 
And don't forget, over parked cars. Definitely over parked cars.

I never said Batroc wasn't formidable, charming, or a bad character. I like him too, but I still think he's gay. Just look at his ballet shoes and high-water pants.

Sac Le Blua!
 
I could totally see cap running, jumping over something spring back off the ground, pushing himself off a half crumbled wall and kicking someone in the face. yeah that would be pretty damn sweet.
 
A mild version of parkour would be very appropriate given Caps abilities. Look at what Blonsky did in TIH. It was very Parkour like in some instances, but nothing crazy. Just utilizing his gymnastic ability to be creative in avoiding and approaching targets.
 
No karate or unnecessarily flashy gymnastics, please. Cap is a World War II US soldier, he oughta be landing haymakers and using his body as a battering ram. Think Indiana Jones.
 
Have you ever even read Cap? The guy uses nifty moves when fighting and traversing the landscape and is well trained in several fighting styles.
 
JAK®;18972409 said:
Parkour engages in sexual activity with the same sex? :huh:

I think he meant that break-dancing on the floor fills one with much gaiety and pride!

I'd like to see something akin to Krav-Maga with a little judo. Some boxing and kick-boxing would make sense too. In regards to Captain America learning additional fighting styles, would this be more evident when he fights as part of the Avengers? Martial arts and other fighting styles would be more commonplace and so I think it would work if he learns more fancy moves later. Conversely we don't want anything too jarring but just an evolution in his method of fighting.
 

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