The Bad Ass Quote Thread

I won't kill you...

But I don't have to save you.
-Batman Begins
 
Probably been said before, but I don't bother reading 18 pages:

"English, mutha****a, do you speak it!"
 
"I could ride you at a gallop till your legs buckled and eyes rolled back.I got moves you've never even dreamed of.I could squeeze you till you popped like warm champagne,and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.And you know why I don't?Because it's wrong."- Faith,whilst in Buffy's body.
 
Buffy Episode #121: "Two To Go"


Magic begins to crackle around Willow again. She lifts her hands and blasts Buffy with a bolt of magic. It throws Buffy back onto the desk. She slides across the desk and lands on the floor beside it, groaning.

Willow walks a little closer, looking satisfied. Buffy doesn't get up, stays down with her forehead pressed against the floor, looking exhausted.

WILLOW: And there's no one in the world with the power to stop me now.

Suddenly a huge blast of green magic energy hits Willow from the side. She goes flying a huge distance across the room, lands on the floor and slides some more.

She comes to a stop and lifts her head. Her nose is bleeding. She looks surprised, looks up in the direction the magic came from.

Reveal Giles standing in the doorway, wearing a long black coat and no glasses.

GILES: I'd like to test that theory.
 
"Oh, Buffy.You really need to have every square inch of your ass kicked."-Dark Willow
 
[last lines]
[the gang faces an endless onslaught of demons]
Spike: Any terms of a plan?
Angel: We fight.
Spike: Bit more specific?
Angel: Well, personally? I kinda want to slay the dragon. Let's go to work.
 
Famous last words:

"Wesley,why can't I stay"-Fred
"Thank you."-Wes
"Oh,and...your welcome!"-Cordelia
"Go.I wanna see how it ends."-Spike
"Ah ****'-Willow
"Bunnies.Floppy,hoppy,bunnies."-Anya
 
Hannibal Lecter: Dear Clarice, I have followed with enthusiasm the course of your disgrace and public shaming. My own never bothered me except for the inconvenience of being incarcerated, but you may lack perspective. In our discussions down in the dungeon it was apparent to me that your father, the dead night watchman, figures largely in your value system. I think your success in putting an end to Jame Gumb's career as a couturier pleased you most because you could imagine your father being pleased. But now, alas, you're in bad odour with the FBI. Do you imagine your daddy being shamed by your disgrace? Do you see him in his plain pine box crushed by your failure; a sorry, petty end of a promising career? What is worst about this humiliation Clarice? Is it how your failure will reflect on your mommy and daddy? Is your worst fear that people will now and forever believe they were indeed just good old trailer camp tornado bait white trash and that perhaps you are too? By the way I couldn't help noticing on the FBI's rather dull public website that I have been hoisted from the Bureau's archives of the common criminal and elevated to the more prestigious 10 Most Wanted list. Is this coincidence, or are you back on the case? If so, goody goody, cause I need to come out of retirement and return to public life. I imagine you sitting in a dark basement room bent over papers and computer screens. Is that accurate? Please tell me truly, Special Agent Starling. Regards, your old pal Hannibal Lecter, M.D. P.S. Clearly this new assignment is not your choice rather I suppose it is a part of the bargain but you accepted it Clarice. Your job is to craft my doom. So I am not sure how well I should wish you but I'm sure we'll have a lot of fun. Tata, H.
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Hannibal Lecter: Would you ever say to me "Stop. If you love me, stop?"
Clarice Starling: Not in a thousand years.
Hannibal Lecter: "Not in a thousand years"... That's my girl.
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Will Graham: I thought you might enjoy the challenge. Find out if you're smarter than the person I'm looking for.
Hannibal Lecter: Then, by implication, you think you're smarter than I am, since it was you who caught me.
Will Graham: No, I know I'm not smarter than you.
Hannibal Lecter: Then how did you catch me?
Will Graham: You had... disadvantages.
Hannibal Lecter: What disadvantages?
Will Graham: You're insane.
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Hannibal Lecter: You're a remarkable boy. You're so courageous. I think I'll eat your heart.
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Will Graham: I need your opinion now.
Hannibal Lecter: Then here's one. You stink of fear and that cheap lotion. You stink of fear Will, but you're not a coward. You fear me but still you came here. You fear this shy boy, and yet you seek him out. Don't you understand Will? You caught me because we are very much alike. Without our imaginations we'd be like all those other poor... dullards. Fear... is the price of our instrument, but I can help you bear it.
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Dr. Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

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Clarice Starling: If you didn't kill him then who did, sir?
Dr. Hannibal Lecter: Who can say? Best thing for him really, his therapy was going nowhere.
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Dr. Hannibal Lecter: I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner.
 
The Spider-Bat said:
Hannibal Lecter: Dear Clarice, I have followed with enthusiasm the course of your disgrace and public shaming. My own never bothered me except for the inconvenience of being incarcerated, but you may lack perspective. In our discussions down in the dungeon it was apparent to me that your father, the dead night watchman, figures largely in your value system. I think your success in putting an end to Jame Gumb's career as a couturier pleased you most because you could imagine your father being pleased. But now, alas, you're in bad odour with the FBI. Do you imagine your daddy being shamed by your disgrace? Do you see him in his plain pine box crushed by your failure; a sorry, petty end of a promising career? What is worst about this humiliation Clarice? Is it how your failure will reflect on your mommy and daddy? Is your worst fear that people will now and forever believe they were indeed just good old trailer camp tornado bait white trash and that perhaps you are too? By the way I couldn't help noticing on the FBI's rather dull public website that I have been hoisted from the Bureau's archives of the common criminal and elevated to the more prestigious 10 Most Wanted list. Is this coincidence, or are you back on the case? If so, goody goody, cause I need to come out of retirement and return to public life. I imagine you sitting in a dark basement room bent over papers and computer screens. Is that accurate? Please tell me truly, Special Agent Starling. Regards, your old pal Hannibal Lecter, M.D. P.S. Clearly this new assignment is not your choice rather I suppose it is a part of the bargain but you accepted it Clarice. Your job is to craft my doom. So I am not sure how well I should wish you but I'm sure we'll have a lot of fun. Tata, H.
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Hannibal Lecter: Would you ever say to me "Stop. If you love me, stop?"
Clarice Starling: Not in a thousand years.
Hannibal Lecter: "Not in a thousand years"... That's my girl.
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Will Graham: I thought you might enjoy the challenge. Find out if you're smarter than the person I'm looking for.
Hannibal Lecter: Then, by implication, you think you're smarter than I am, since it was you who caught me.
Will Graham: No, I know I'm not smarter than you.
Hannibal Lecter: Then how did you catch me?
Will Graham: You had... disadvantages.
Hannibal Lecter: What disadvantages?
Will Graham: You're insane.
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Hannibal Lecter: You're a remarkable boy. You're so courageous. I think I'll eat your heart.
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Will Graham: I need your opinion now.
Hannibal Lecter: Then here's one. You stink of fear and that cheap lotion. You stink of fear Will, but you're not a coward. You fear me but still you came here. You fear this shy boy, and yet you seek him out. Don't you understand Will? You caught me because we are very much alike. Without our imaginations we'd be like all those other poor... dullards. Fear... is the price of our instrument, but I can help you bear it.
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Dr. Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

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Clarice Starling: If you didn't kill him then who did, sir?
Dr. Hannibal Lecter: Who can say? Best thing for him really, his therapy was going nowhere.
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Dr. Hannibal Lecter: I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner.
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reading this kind of.......scares me.
 
Paraphrasing from Reservoir dogs:


If you even dream of shootin' me, you better wake up & apologize! - Mr. White
 
Wesley: There is no perfect day for me, Illyria. There is no sunset or painting or finely-aged scotch that's going to sum up my life and make tonight any...there is nothing that I want.
Illyria: You want to be with Fred.
Wesley: Yes. Yes, that's where I'd be if I could.
Illyria: I could assume her shape, make her come alive again this once for you. But you would never ask me to.
Wesley: The first lesson a Watcher learns is to separate truth from illusion. Because in the world of magics, it's the hardest thing to do. The truth is that Fred is gone. To pretend anything else would be a lie. And since I don't actually intend to die tonight, I won't accept a lie.
 
"YOU WANT MY SHOES?!!"-christian bale from shaft

"you're fulla s***"- wolverine from x-1

"see you in hell!"

"we'll do lunch"- viper and nick fury from the "nick fury tv movie"
 
The Spawn said:
[last lines]
[the gang faces an endless onslaught of demons]
Spike: Any terms of a plan?
Angel: We fight.
Spike: Bit more specific?
Angel: Well, personally? I kinda want to slay the dragon. Let's go to work.
Click to expand...
That gave me goosebumps! :up:
 
And thats the bottom line, coz stone cold said so..:up:

*points a middle finger*

-stone cold steve austin
 
"'I, Anya, promise to ... love you, to cherish you, ...to honor you, uh, but not to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?"

"'I do however entrust you ... um, with my heart. Take care of my heart, won't you please? Take care of it because, it's all that I have. And, if you let me, I'll take care of your heart too.' 'I'll protect it and tend to it, like a little stray.' Wait, no. 'Like a, a little mangy stray that needs a home.' No, that's not it either."




"Okay. For the last time. 'I, Anya, want to marry you, Xander, because ... I love you and I'll always love you. And ... before I knew you, I was like a completely different person. Not even a person, really... ...and I had seen what love could do to people, and it was ... hurt and sadness. Alone was better. And then, suddenly there was you, and ... you knew me. You saw me, and it was this ... thing. You make me feel safe and warm. So, I get it now. I finally get love, Xander. I really do.'"
 
HAMILTON
(grabbing Angel's windpipe again, holding him in the air)
You don't really think you're gonna win this, do you? You don't stand
a chance. We are legion. We are forever.
Angel breaks free of Hamilton's grip and punches him repeatedly in
the chest and stomach. Hamilton stumbles backwards, and Angel sweep-kicks
him in the ankles, bringing Hamilton to the floor. Hamilton struggles
to get up.
ANGEL
(Hamilton gets to his knees, but Angel punches him in the face)
Then I guess forever...
(punches Hamilton in the face again, and again)
just got a hell of a lot shorter.
 
Mr Orange: You ever read the :ff:
Cop: Yeah , w/ that Invisible bxxxh & Flame On"....
Mr. Orange: :thing: . Fxxxer looks just like :thing:.
- Reservoir Dogs
 
"When the earth folded in on itself, and said "Good Luck..." - Ocean Breathes Salty
 
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