The Battle of Five Lounges

[Fallen Angel]

The thing most guys don't understand as the key to getting with lots of ladies is it's simply a numbers game. If you go to a club and hit on ever female there, statistically speaking one of them is going to say yes. I was king of the random hook up for a long time because my sales background allows me to understand rejection is nothing to get upset about. That's where most guys fail, taking the no personally. It also helped that I'm not bad looking and funny/charming haha. These days I'm looking for a certain type of cool chick that shares my interest. I'm happy to hold off for her and focus on bettering myself right now though.

As the old man once said and I aint talking about Old Man Kriptin here "You don't find love,Love find's you".

 

[ComicChick]

i must be the hide and seek champ then

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine to all the Hype?

DJ KIDD!

Can you dig it?

Haha I'm harmless these days I swear. Now a year or so from now once going to the gym whips me back into shape I may be back to my old ways if the right girl hasn't showed up by then

 

[Schlosser85]

A disembodied echo striving against the dark...

 

[Fallen Angel]

i must be the hide and seek champ then

That's what my cousin used to say 5 kids and house in Geneva later...

 

[ComicChick]

haha

if i had a dollar for everytime i've been asked why i'm not married, why i don't have kids... i could buy my own husband lol!
it's worse i guess cuz i'm a southern female

of all my friends, i know maybe 1 in a happy marriage. most of the people i know are divorced or unhappy. none of my siblings marriages have worked out, my parents marriage has been a huge reason why i am the way i am when it comes to relationships too i guess. i'm not irresponsible enough, nor financially secure enough to try the single parent thing, and i don't want to. my siblings are not good parents to their kids, i hate to say it. and i'm kinda terrified i will be too. one day i do want to get married and have kids though. i'm not against the idea at all

but i'm not going to just jump into it because society tells me i should. i've worked too hard and sacrificed way way way too much to do that

 

[SymbioticToxin]

I don't plan on getting married, mostly to spare any woman of putting up with me. Heck, I can't even put up with me.
And don't get me started on why I'm not having kids. Lets just say calling down some serious thunder I step on a lego or they don't eat their veggies.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

I feel bad for every girl that came after baby mama since up until not too long ago I was pretty much a jerk. Plus I got bored really easily so unless I have that really solid connection I'll just end up losing interest really quickly and move on. But I've never cheated or anything like that but I've broken plenty of hearts and never called back many who thought I was going to

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Armageddon is a undeniable masterpiece.

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I don't plan on getting married, mostly to spare any woman of putting up with me. Heck, I can't even put up with me.
And don't get me started on why I'm not having kids. Lets just say calling down some serious thunder I step on a lego or they don't eat their veggies.

Little by little, bit by bit, patience is the key for it all.
Well, most of it.

 

[MrMaooz]

Judging off what my parents want in a wife, I'll probably delay marriage as well.

I know I'm young and still have other s*** to worry about, though.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Marriage can wait. I can't even afford a place with hot water.

 

[Victarion]

Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine to all the Hype?

VICTARION!

Can you dig it?

I can dig it baby.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Marriage can wait. I can't even afford a place with hot water.

Well I'm sure the cold showers help in that situation haha

Also I hate the crappy WiFi here at work, mixes keep cutting in and out. Could be my phone though. We'll see when I switch over to the iPhone 5 this week

 

[MrMaooz]

It's hard for me to take cold showers. I usually have warm water no matter what the weather is.

It's kind of like having that feeling where you have to sleep with a blanket every night.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I cannot take cold showers. I would like a bath in my next place.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

I cannot take cold showers. I would like a bath in my next place.

I haven't taken a bath since I was a little Kidd. Takes too damn long, I got stuff to do. Plus it's basically just swimming in your own filth

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Filth and bubbles!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

People who say that bathing is like swimming in your own filth... What jobs do ya'll have? Seriously? Unless you are an oil rig worker or cleaning sewers or the like, a nice hot bath will be you in a tub of warm water and ideally soap... and that's it.

 

[Fallen Angel]

What if I'm an oil rig worker who cleans sewers in my spare time?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

What if I'm an oil rig worker who cleans sewers in my spare time?

Then you're Mike Rowe.


By the way... We have to write that script. "He's an oil rig worker that's moonlighting as a sewer cleaner... To find his wife's killer!"

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Starring Liam Neeson?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Starring Liam Neeson?

Natch.

 

[Fallen Angel]

then you're mike rowe.


By the way... We have to write that script. "he's an oil rig worker that's moonlighting as a sewer cleaner... To find his wife's killer!"

starring liam neeson?

Sold!

T4KEN.

 

[MrMaooz]

Starring Liam Neeson?

Mel Gibson as the baddie.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Mel Gibson as the baddie.

This is why we keep you around Señor Moose! Yes!


Actually, Mel's outbursts aside... Damn... That's actually a pretty great onscreen duo I could see working really well.