The problem with that, is that I'm worried for my life. I can get everything into a van, I'm sure, so it's not even a truck, but even then, for me, it's a dangerous drive. I wonder if greyhound offers any special side deals for bringing extra ****.
Hm, I wonder if there are any bums out there that can drive a truck and would be willing to drive up there and relocate for a hundred bucks.