The BIG TIME Bought/Thought Thread for Nov. 10 - SPOILERS!

Knight and Squire #2

If I could make love to this book, I would. The first issue was a delight, and while the second issue might not be QUITE as entertaining, it comes pretty close, and makes up for any disparity by giving us a much-needed insight into the daily lives of Cyril and Beryl, and what the status quo for these characters looks like. It's just a NICE book, that's probably the best word for it. Light on plot, but full of charm, wit, funny moments and likeable characters. I'm happily on-board for the rest of this mini.
 
Knight and Squire #2

If I could make love to this book, I would. The first issue was a delight, and while the second issue might not be QUITE as entertaining, it comes pretty close, and makes up for any disparity by giving us a much-needed insight into the daily lives of Cyril and Beryl, and what the status quo for these characters looks like. It's just a NICE book, that's probably the best word for it. Light on plot, but full of charm, wit, funny moments and likeable characters. I'm happily on-board for the rest of this mini.

Cornell and Morrison need to get together and make the greatest ongoing of all time with these two.
 
Another week, another seven comics, some more spoilers and long text.

Dread's Bought/Thought for 11/10/10 - Part One:

BOOSTER GOLD #38:
Giffen & DeMatteis FINALLY end their "not quite book of destiny" plot as well as their revisit of the JLI era and come up with another plot. That isn't to say I didn't have some laughs with the latest Booster/Beetle team up or the nostalgia trip, but I did think it'd gone on too long. It seems Booster doesn't do a whole lot of defending the time stream anymore as he does of cleaning up his own messes to it, or so on. While the Dan Jurgens era probably got too much mileage out of the Rex Hunter stuff, the lack of any sort of outside threat to the time stream has made this run seem more obligatory. Yes, in theory Booster is looking for something to prove Max Lord's existence, but does that mean time is perfectly stable during this period?

Still, there is a bit of positive to focus on. As usual, part of that is the artwork by Chris Batista and colors by Rich Perrotta. And the change of scenery is nice. While the last arc has finally be wrapped up, Booster has another crisis of his own making to mop up. Rani, the girl Booster saved from the future has taken one of Rip's "time bubble" machines and vanished into the past - to 1943 to be specific, smack in the middle of WWII. Unfortunately, DC doesn't have Captain America, so Booster is stuck running into General Glory and his petrified sidekick, Ernie. He's delightfully insane, and hilarious. Booster naturally finds Rani and makes sure the time line is as it should be, and I did like how he uses his time-technology for some clever tactics in this issue. And naturally we got to see more of Booster's present cast, such as Michelle and Rip.

But in the end, the same problem with this run remains. It feels more like a sketch comedy show than a series that is about anything. There's no driving story, no antagonist to fight, nothing but seeing what time line Booster goes into and seeing what jokes arise from it. Don't get me wrong; for $2.99, I never feel cheated. Maybe years of seeing Fred Van Lente (alone or with Greg Pak) do that as well as being able to have serious drama, and a serious antagonist, and even some far ranging subplot to work with, have risen my standards for the "I Can't Believe DC Got This To Last 40 issues" crew. There are those who love absurd humor, but frankly there are books that offer more of that than this one. I guess I just miss the days when there was any serious threat or any suspense with this title, that Jurgens and Johns were able to deliver with (while still offering up some funny). I did think the Jurgens run by the end had gotten too serious, but this run seems to have gone too far in the other direction. Almost like when ACADEMY X just needed a slight kick in the rear to be more than a teen soap, and then Kyle & Yost turned it into SEVEN HOSTEL SAW X. At any rate, at least it seems everyone working on this book is having a good time, and that does translate. Maybe in a DC universe where superheroes shoot up on drugs and fight people with dead cats to feel "important", this is a breath of fresh air.

ANT-MAN & WASP #1: This is a pleasant surprise. Tim Seeley, of HACK/slash, does the art and writing chores for this one, and this is his first Marvel work that I am reading. Val Staples does colors and Vic Olazaba does the inks, and while I was impressed by Seeley in a NEWSARAMA interview enough to try this, this rose above my expectations. That's good, since next month when Pym no longer is Wasp, it will be irrelevant. Marvel editors, why don't you talk to each other? I swear, drug dealers in the ghetto do a better job at coordination than the House of Ideas.

At any rate, Hank Pym is the "Troy McClure" of superheroes, the guy we might remember as another identity. He's running his Academy, and half of the cast from that are also in this issue (Tigra, Veil, Mettle, Striker, and Finesse all appear). He's working on more far out science ways to make up for his past mistakes, such as opening a domestic violence center in Janet's name and literally building Bill Foster's brain patterns a "heaven" in an artificial gadget. But my major surprise was how Eric O'Grady was handled. I have to say, I think Seeley is the one writer who has come the closest to capturing the voice for the character that Robert Kirkman had two years ago in his debut series. Plus, Seeley remembered that O'Grady is supposed to have red sideburns thick enough to win the Banshee Seal Of Approval. He's an Avenger and trying to be a better man, but he's still exploiting his status to nail cheap women, and is still best friends with Black Fox, a long time thief. Unfortunately, he's set up by Fox and AIM into helping another of their agents, a female Sleepwalker, to steal one of Pym's gadgets. Sure, he hits on jailbait and drinks himself to sleep; he also does want to prove he's a better man to Abigail (who he met during his brief tenure at Damage Control, Inc) and help Pym stop the AIM plot.

I loved seeing O'Grady's supporting cast, who have dropped off panel since 2008, be part of his life again. I also felt that Seeley has a good voice for Hank and the other characters as well. It is nice seeing another of the Sleepwalker race, and AIM are always good for far out stuff. Plus, at three issues, this series likely won't overstay it's welcome. It isn't trying to remake the wheel, but is out to have fun and be good at what it does. It is good seeing O'Grady try to be a better guy, but if he becomes TOO good, well, he'll lose his distinction; without being a bit of a selfish, womanizing jerk, there's not much to him. Ant-Men can blur too much together unless care is taken to make them distinct. At any rate, great start to this mini.

AVENGERS: THE CHILDREN'S CRUSADE #3: Take heart, this series won't be finished until October 2011. Yay?

This issue was an improvement from the last for me, but it still has some awkward character writing from Allen "Grey's Agony" Heinberg. The artwork by Jim Cheung, along with the inks and colors by Morales and Ponsor, is good, and I have gotten over the fact that Rogers' costume is off and the Avengers line up is clearly set in the 2005-2006 era of NEW AVENGERS. Stuff I can't get over, and this is awkward to say, is how poorly Wolverine is being written. He is acting like he has an obsessed blood feud with Wanda AND Wiccan and no option but the brutal murders of both are satisfactory to him. While most of the other Avengers tip-toe about the idea they may have to kill Wanda, or are even unsure, Logan is all but literally sharpening his claws over the pleasure. I've never seen Logan so eager to kill a teenager before who wasn't a villain; even Ultimate Wolverine once expressed more regret with "having" to kill a mutant teen who killed everyone he encountered. Given that Wanda basically unlocked his memories for HOUSE OF M, it comes off as Logan is simply eager to vent his frustration at the fact that he got what he always wanted, only to learn that, basically, amnesia was the best thing that happened to him, because he'd been such a colossal *****e. At this point all that separates Logan from Creed pre-Weapon X is Logan was nicer to women, and didn't betray EVERYONE he worked with, and that's it. But, what about Wiccan? Just being close enough to Wanda is enough. Logan's quest to find inner peace has been long gone, but this is almost 1970's era Wolverine who was still fairly "undomesticated". On the bright side, Wonder Man is dusted off and I do think this was probably one of his best uses in years. He's the one Avenger who doesn't want to fight Wanda, and it makes sense for him to feel that way.

The big reveal was the Wanda of Wundagore was a Doombot. Magneto, Quicksilver, and the YA have a big talk about it. Quicksilver isn't convinced that Magneto's intentions are genuine. Magneto bleats about how all he wants is to find Wanda. And while Wiccan and Speed want to find her as well, the rest of their team don't want to be reckless about it. Hulkling in particular is afraid Wiccan will go in too deep trying to play lone hero (which he does). The idea of why Dr. Doom hasn't tried to exploit Wanda's power to alter the world to his wishes, like Pietro once did, is brought up, but not explained in this issue, beyond the fact that Dr. Doom wants to marry her, for some reason. His biological clock is ticking? He can't bargain a marriage to Mephisto in exchange for his mother's soul if he's not married? That'll have to wait for January's issue.

In conclusion? This isn't bad, per say. The rest of the YA are really just here, and the focus is mainly on Wiccan, Speed, and Hulkling, as it has mostly been for the last two issues. The artwork and colors are great, even if the costumes are outdated. The main failing is the writing. Marvel put this once-hot franchise into a freezer for half a decade waiting for Heinberg's personal touch, and from what I read here, it was totally not worth it. Any one of the writers who handled some of their previous mini's, such as Zeb Wells, Chris Yost, or Paul Cornell could have handled an like this which surely has some editorial notes from it and at LEAST come up with something of this "quality". Whatever magic touch Heinberg had on this series in 2005 is not here now. If anything, Heinberg has played Marvel for suckers so he'd have a job as soon as Grey's Anatomy wrapped, and Marvel played along because Marvel doesn't have much more respect for themselves than they do for their fans. I dare say half of the writers on fan-fiction.net could have come up with a story this "good". And that's not enough for someone of Heinberg's caliber, who was been awaited for so long. Especially with a character like Wanda who seriously needs some major rehab so she can rejoin the Avengers and finally officially end the M-Day story at the X-Books once and for all so they can have a future that isn't rotting to death on the "Island Of Misfit Metahumans" as Imitation Inhumans.

This is a frustrating series. It's overpriced, comes out too slowly, and isn't worth the extensive wait. But it's the first "important" story to happen to the Young Avengers in years, and always has good moments, solid art, and some good scenes and conversations. The banter between Magneto, Pietro, Speed and Wiccan is good stuff. It just doesn't come together as a whole or justify the long gap.

I AM AN AVENGER #3: The second issue of this anthology mini series (that takes over for AGE OF HEROES on the schedule). It is at least as good as issue two was, and has one story that continues from the last issue. The lead story is an 11 page tale starring Nova and Spider-Man by the NOVA and THANOS IMPERATIVE duo of Dan Abnett and Andy Lanning (see above), with artwork by Todd Nauck (YOUNG JUSTICE for DC, WILDGUARD for Image, and FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN and SPIDER-MAN: THE CLONE SAGA for Marvel) with colors by Wil Quintana. It turns out to be a prelude for SECRET AVENGERS #1, detailing Nova and Spider-Man tag-teaming to thwart a bank robbery that turns out to be more "cosmic" than expected. The characters have often been associates as heroes and the topic at hand, Nova being invited by Steve Rogers to join the Avengers and feeling awe struck despite his own impressive resume, allows for a good dialogue between the two. The secondary story, that is a serial tale from issue two, is a Justice & Firestar story by Sean McKeever (who writes the latter in YOUNG ALLIES, which has since been canceled) with art by Mike Mayhew and colors by Rain Berado. The gist is that Justice and Firestar have been thrown into a time paradox where they are battling their former selves (from the Kurt Busiek/George Perez AVENGERS era of about 10-12 years ago) due to Loki's magic. There is a two page Stingray story that is more notable for the art by Antonio Fusio than the narration by Marc Sumerak, in which the title hero saves some divers from a mechanical HYDRA shark. The last one page comic, a Hulk one by Katie Cook, is more cute than amusing, if that makes sense. This series is 2 for 3 right now, which isn't a bad hit ratio, and continues Marvel's current mastery of anthology series, that they had bungled in recent relaunches of MARVEL COMICS PRESENTS and ASTONISHING TALES. Sales are dwindling since AGE OF HEROES, though, so this five issue one could be the end for a while.

The NOVA story was very bittersweet given how THANOS IMPERATIVE ended this week.

INVADERS NOW! #3: This is the middle chapter, so naturally things get moving. Alex Ross gets top billing (and does the covers), but Christos Gage likely does the lion's share of the script writing, while art is done by Caio Reis with colors by Vinicious Andrade. The Invaders, who are either all alive at this point in time, or in the case of Union Jack, have a legacy member filling in, have arrived at the place where they were forced to kill an entire town that had been infected by Arnim Zola's virus. Only the "Uberkommandoes" are waiting for them. While they have some new members, they also have their share of old ones, such as U-Man, and new legacy members, like the latest Master Man. However, as Vision notes, there is strange magic at work that is effecting the entire town and making the older members of the Kommandoes virtually impossible to defeat.

Turns out the sole survivor of the 40's massacre is performing an arcane ritual for Shuma Gorath to resurrect all of his town members at the cost of the Invaders' lives, who he sees as killers. While the Invaders triumph, Union Jack is mutated by the virus and Rogers offers up quite an ultimatum; the Invaders will gladly sacrifice their lives to undo what had to be done, but only if the survivor allows them to at least try to cure the virus with modern science. Of course, if the sacrifice doesn't go as planned, one can imagine Shuma Gorath will not be pleased, and there's no Sorcerer Supreme to stop him this time.

This isn't the best thing Gage has written, but it still is a solid adventure story. I always felt that Marvel could use a JSA type team of Golden Agers alongside some newer legacies, and the Invaders do fill that gap (even if the name is outdated). Shuma Gorath is getting around lately, but it looks like he'll be popping up later in the series, which raises the stakes greatly. The action was pretty good, and how can you hate some Neo-Nazi stompin'?

THOR #617: This is the third issue of the new creative run of Matt Fraction (INVINCIBLE IRON MAN, UNCANNY X-MEN) and Pasqual Ferry (HEROES FOR HIRE, ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR), with colors by Matt Hollingsworth. In theory one might expect that to mean that we are halfway through the first arc of the run, but Matt Fraction (or his editors) see six issues for most stories as too short; only the first arc of INVINCIBLE IRON MAN was that long, and I have little faith that this story will go anywhere in less than about eight or nine issues, which is Fraction’s average these days. Fortunately, the pace of this issue is faster than the last, which is easily noticed by the fact that no page has fewer than three panels, and most have four to six. Despite that, and despite this being a better issue than the last, one still cannot shake the feeling that Fraction’s pace is a pace that is always twenty miles below the speed limit, even with no traffic ahead. He is never in a rush to finish a story in six issues when he can take twelve. At the very least, this makes his run similar to that of J. Michael Straczynski who launched this volume of THOR (and has since shocked the world, or at least DC’s sales department, with SUPERMAN: EARTH ONE).

As such, things that were told in issue #616 or #615 are still the same now. Asgard, in Oklahoma, is still in rubble. The mysterious “red invaders” who are storming across the nine realms of reality where Asgard used to be are still slaughtering any in their path, only this issue they, gasp, kill some troll-like-dwarves instead of elves. Dr. Eric Solvang is still mumbling a lot of sci-fi techobabble about the incoming threat that no one seems willing to listen to. Balder is still whining a lot. And Thor seems to be interested in his own whims than leading his people or hanging around Oklahoma for long. The main plot that was introduced at the start of the run hasn’t advanced a step in two issues. This is a problem for the “red invaders” since they are the incoming threat, yet the reader has no idea of what they are like or why they should be feared besides the fact that they have some nasty character designs and kill anything in their path. That may be enough for an immediate threat, but one should desire that the villains for an entire opening arc have more fleshing out that a natural disaster in a TV movie.

Things do pick up from last issue, at the very least moving from stationary to snail’s pace. Dr. Solvang is able to get through to Iron Man, who rockets into the rubble of Asgard to carry the message, only to learn that Balder apparently feels that things can’t get any worse. All he needs at this point is a black hoodie, some nail polish and an iPod full of LINKIN PARK tracks to be completely “emo”. One supposes they can’t blame Balder for being down; not only is his home in ruins, but Thor, who is actually his brother these days, doesn’t bother trying to connect to him at all, and has instead settled on resurrecting Loki. The Odinson misses him, and feels only a brother can relate to him. Rather than try to get closer to Balder, he’s decided to revive his long time step-brother and constant menace. This time, Loki returns to life as a child who makes a living cheating people with three card monte in Paris, France. Thor arrives, and not as Donald Blake, to find him and “zap” some godly memories into him.

INCREDIBLE HERCULES did something similar in the recent past, reviving Zeus as a child to tag along with Hercules, which was amusing but brief. This time, Loki is revived as a teenager, and is perhaps the same “youth” that Thor recalls growing up with so fondly that it is worth forgiving Loki’s later centuries of sin and evil. Will Loki ultimately go bad? Of course; he has to. Heck, the next issue promises Odin’s return, and Thor DOES have a film coming up. Aside for the potential psychological hints of Thor reviving his idealized version of Loki to satisfy himself, this is quite obligatory.

Still, the artwork is lovely, and Fraction’s dialogue is often effective. Fans of Straczynski’s Thor should find themselves in familiar territory, warts and all. Anyone else will have to decide whether this is enough for $3.99 an issue.
 
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Dread, I guess you decided to skip over Big Time? I didn't see it on your list @ The Examiner.
 
Part Two Of Two:

THANOS IMPERATIVE #6: It all ends here; sort of. This is the conclusion of this big event series, which may be the cap to four years of excellent space stories from Marvel; three of which were helmed mostly by Abnett & Lanning. They took the ball from Keith Giffen and scored a few points with it. But, sales on NOVA and GOTG fell out once all the big books became $4 in price, and never looked back. Now "DnA" are dipping their toes into mainstream Marvel with an IRON MAN/THOR mini and a HEROES FOR HIRE series. This isn't THE end of their space stories. Next month will be a THANOS IMPERATIVE epilogue one shot. And at some point next year, they'll pen a ROCKET RACCOON & GROOT mini series that has covers drawn by Mike "Hellboy" Mignola. But it does very much feel like the beginning of the end. NOVA and GOTG are "on hiatus", but so is IMMORTAL IRON FIST. "Hiatus" is Marvel's way of saying canceled. Still, they did get NOVA to last three whole years, which these days when they can't even get many titles to last for ten months, that's an accomplishment. Miguel Sepulveda and Jay David Ramos provide their usual reliable art and colors, respectively, in this final issue, and they'll return for the epilogue. Between this series, the prelude one shot, and the epilogue one coming, this epic would have been eight issues long in total; which is long by space standards. Yet I never felt much drag, and after about a year's worth of subplots in NOVA & GOTG, it felt more organic than WAR OF KINGS did. It was also the first epic in a while to focus on Nova and Star-Lord/Peter Quill as their leads, rather than on others, like Phyla & Warlock of CONQUEST, or the Inhumans of WAR OF KINGS. Sure, they brought in all the big guns, like Beta Ray Bill and Silver Surfer for this one, but it all came down to the two dudes on the cover.

Dark Mar-Vell was going about performing his arcane ritual to destroy the death avatar, Thanos of the 616 universe, and much like in INVADERS NOW!, he's apparently doing the bidding of Shuma Gorath. Given how twisted everything in the Cancerverse looks, it makes perfect sense for it to be Gorath. From how the last issue ended, it was perfectly predictable that Nova would come in at the last minute and start to kick some Revenger ass, and that is exactly what happens. Predictable doesn't mean bad if it is executed properly, with Mantis' premonitions being used to clever effect.

If I had one complaint, it was that Dark Mar-Vell's end came a bit too quickly. He was the major villain of the entire thing, who wasted Adam Magus to take over as top villain of DnA's recent stories. That wasn't to say it sucked; it made perfect sense in terms of the internal logic of the story. Thanos was rejected by Death (and Oblivion, who seemed to overlap) to be her avatar, after Phyla proved insufficient. His place was going into the Cancerverse, where Dark-Vell had to "kill" him to do what he wanted. That, naturally, brought 616 Death there, and Dark-Vell couldn't cheat her twice in a row. Thanos played his "Xanatos Gambit" perfectly. Still, it won't match "THIS IS FOR NOVA CORPS!" that ANNIHILATION #6 gave us, and I know that's a high bar.

The last scene, of course, also works with the internal mechanics of the story. Unlike a lot of Marvel events on earth, DnA have a concept of a beginning, middle, and end. They built up that Nova and Peter would perhaps have to sacrifice themselves for a greater good, especially the longer they dealt with grand scale, cosmic abstracts and ideals. And while Dark-Vell was the antagonist of the arc, Thanos is Marvel's #1 space villain. After all, in DC, when it came time to have Bruce Wayne take a rest for a while, it wasn't against Joker or Ra's Al Ghul, but Darkseid, the biggest bad guy they have. Thanos once literally killed half the universe. His raving for the love of Death is monstrous. In terms of "heroic death pages", you can't get any bigger than challenging Thanos to save the entire universe.

As with any "death" scenes, it comes with some bitter taste. The Nova Corps experiment that had been moving in positive directions is now dead in the water. The unresolved plot thread with the original Super-Nova seeming to "claim" Ego's Shi'ar Nova Prime from Vulcan's clutches will remain unresolved. Jack Flag wasn't even seen in background panels since Ignition or maybe IMPERATIVE #1 and it's as if he was totally forgotten, the story just skipped him. And one could argue that if Nova really had claimed ALL of the Nova Force in that moment, his brother and all of the cadets should have all been left in space without any protection and died; only the magic of timely plot holes saved them. To be fair, of course, Quasar likely could have saved them, but still.

Do I believe it's a death that will last a great length of time? I don't know, but right now there is some doubt. There is another issue next month that will likely clear some decks and answer some questions. And from Rocket's screaming, it looks like the plot of his mini with Groot may be to go off and look for Peter & Nova. Plus, not only did Nova have the entire Nova Force, but Peter was holding a Cosmic Cube, which is pretty much Marvel's primary Maguffin device for explaining any event they want to happen. But that's fine. If and when Nova and Peter come back, it will thus feel more organic than when Brubaker waited two years to decide to say, "wait, those were time-bullets" for Steve Rogers. The only way it could flop is if DnA are really, seriously done, they don't tie up all the threads, and Bill Roseman decides to just lax on the editorial angle and let Nova and whatnot pop up again without explaining stuff. But that hasn't happened yet, and it would be a tad unfair to assume it will go down like that, especially before we DEVASTATION and ROCKET & GROOT.

In terms of sales, THANOS IMPERATIVE didn't sell anywhere close to how well WAR OF KINGS sold, but it sold better than NOVA and GOTG had for their last few issues; if anything, it told Marvel that if their space line does continue, it may not be as more than one title at a time.

Nova's a character who has grown up tremendously since 2006. While a lot of Marvel was bring dragged down that year, he wasn't. Abnett & Lanning first started writing him for his four issue ANNIHILATION mini and continued to do so here. It's because of their work on him, alongside Giffen, that was why many of us got ballistic with his treatment in SECRET AVENGERS; he deserved far better. He's become one of my favorite Marvel heroes that they have to offer, who for years hasn't disappointed me or let me down or acted vastly out of character for no reason. It is a shame that some of his subplots were left dangling, but those doors haven't been completely shut and shattered. And at the very least, Namorita came out of it alive. While I don't think he's gone forever, or even until November 2012 at this point, there aren't too many better ways for a hero to go than charging fist-first into Thanos to save the galaxy.

I did feel a little bad for Moondragon in her brief graveyard panel; she lost Phyla AND Drax. And it could be interesting, or tragic, seeing what happens to the rest of the Guardians. Do they fall apart and go their own ways without Quill, Drax, and yes, Warlock? Or maybe that gives Major Victory a reason to assume command? And will Namorita get to go back to Earth and see her mother?

This was a good finale, I thought. There were some flaws and some bitter-sweet bits, but that last page was pretty epic. This may only be the end of one volume, and the start of another, but it was quite an ending. I am left wanting more, but maybe that's the best compliment one can give for a story-teller.
 
Dread, I guess you decided to skip over Big Time? I didn't see it on your list @ The Examiner.

Yeah, I didn't get Big Time. Or THUNDER Agents, which was DC's big launch of the week. But I've seen some good reviews for Big Time, and every shop over-orders ASM. If I decide to go back and check it out, it won't be difficult. I always have wanted to read Slott on ASM. It's been the editorial mucking that's turned me away from the franchise. They never know what to fix, what to leave alone, what to keep and what to ignore.
 
I hope Quesada's finally got it out of his system now and keeps his hands off ASM. The book was on a nice roll leading up to OMIT. Everytime they try to "fix" something Spider-Man related it ends up worse.
 
Yeah, I didn't get Big Time. Or THUNDER Agents, which was DC's big launch of the week. But I've seen some good reviews for Big Time, and every shop over-orders ASM. If I decide to go back and check it out, it won't be difficult. I always have wanted to read Slott on ASM. It's been the editorial mucking that's turned me away from the franchise. They never know what to fix, what to leave alone, what to keep and what to ignore.

Inadvertantly, you've put Kenny Rogers in my head for the rest of the day:

[the Gambler]You've got to know when to hold up, know when to fold up, know when to walk away, know when to run....[/The Gambler]

Hopefully, I've ruined your day now, too, but you might be too young for that reference!
 
I'm glad the reviews for Wasp and Ant-Man seem to be mostly positive. Even though I was looking forward to it, I would still say it was the surprise of the week for me. O'Grady is just *****y enough to be interesting but not so much that you won't still root for him. Hank is still being rehabbed as less of a schlub, and a little more respected, but still brooding. And his costume is really growing on me, although it seems a bit busy. And I love that he lets Eric come along because of his own past. Definitely one that I would recommend to people.
 
You know Hank's costume is changing next month in Avengers Academy, right? :oldrazz:

Yeah, I didn't get Big Time. Or THUNDER Agents, which was DC's big launch of the week. But I've seen some good reviews for Big Time, and every shop over-orders ASM. If I decide to go back and check it out, it won't be difficult. I always have wanted to read Slott on ASM. It's been the editorial mucking that's turned me away from the franchise. They never know what to fix, what to leave alone, what to keep and what to ignore.
THUNDER Agents was really good.
 
Knight & Squire's second issue left me a bit more confounded than the first issue. I had no idea what the Morris Men were supposed to be until about 2/3rds of the way through the issue, and then I read the explanation in the back and found that they're a real group (albeit not as uber-conservative as the comic's version). So much of that flew right over my American head, but I think I undertood it well enough by the end to appreciate the message. I've noticed class politics are a pretty enormous issue in the UK, or at least in fiction set in the UK. Kind of weird to me because it's so alien to the US landscape, but I noticed I understood a lot more of UK fiction when I placed it in that context. This issue exemplifies that. Anyway, there's plenty here that's chuckle-worthy even if you're only slightly familiar with British culture, so the issue is very entertaining either way. If Total Castle were real, I would totally subscribe. Free turret! :awesome:

She-Hulks was okay. Wilcox does a good job with Jen, although this issue doesn't come anywhere near Slott's gold standard of hilarity. Lyra's cool when she's green and kicking ass with Jen, but I have absolutely no interest whatsoever in seeing all the familiar high school clichés play out with her in human form. That whole segment--which was a good quarter of the issue, unfortunately--felt like total dead weight. I may take the Hawkman-in-Brightest Day approach and just skip any pages I see of Lyra in human form from now on. But the other three quarters of the issue were all right, and it's nice to see some familiar villains again (I skipped the whole Intelligencia mess, so this is the first time I've seen the Trapster or the Wizard in years). The art is slick and the faces are expressive, too. Good package all around, except for that boring high school bit.
 
Anybody check out Halcyon? I read it and thought it was good but it was missing something for me were I couldn't really connect to it. Lack of team dynamic or a real threat to pull me in...I don't know. I'll check out issue 2.
 
I hope Quesada's finally got it out of his system now and keeps his hands off ASM. The book was on a nice roll leading up to OMIT. Everytime they try to "fix" something Spider-Man related it ends up worse.

I do get this sense that even fans of the BND direction who don't go into fits of rage over OMD and the marriage thing were in no rush to revisit that in OMIT. I got the feeling Marvel would have been better off just going, "we reset continuity and are making it up as we go along as it fits our stories. Half the DC universe does this every other year, including Wonder Woman right now. Deal with it or do what everyone else does, which is read Green Lantern." Instead, they picked at the wound again, which did up sales for the story, but bred some extra ill will. They always seem to do that just before a Dan Slott run. ONE MORE DAY was a terrible way to build up to the Slott era on ASM the first time; I mean, it kept me away and beforehand I was all but counting down the weeks. Then OMIT did it a second time in a row. Given that I'm sure Marvel loves Slott these days (solo on ASM, he attends those big creator summits now), why does it feel like they sometimes don't make things easier for him?

Inadvertantly, you've put Kenny Rogers in my head for the rest of the day:

[the Gambler]You've got to know when to hold up, know when to fold up, know when to walk away, know when to run....[/The Gambler]

Hopefully, I've ruined your day now, too, but you might be too young for that reference!

Kenny Rogers, the singer who used to have a fast food chain? :o

The lyrics to the song do match my line well. I've felt for a long time that at least for the past 15 years, every time Spidey editorial had to make a major, franchise defining decision, they've made the wrong one, every time. The Clone Saga would not have happened if not for bad decisions, or lasted as long. Anyone who believes there was no better way to end the marriage than a deal with the devil and miles of retcons is kidding themselves. Anyone at Marvel who believes anyone who reads Spider-Man after OMD and honestly believes he will ever go steady or really get in deep with ANY female character ever again is delusional to the point of needing medication. After all, if a 20 year marriage can be erased and never happened, why should we care if Peter goes on a few dates with Ms. Marvel or his roomie?

The dilemma with his marriage was that Peter's love life was stuck. He was with MJ and that was it. I get that, trust me. But what is this new alternative? Watching him go through the motions with other girls knowing that Marvel, whether through this EIC or another, will NEVER allow it to last? And since he can never die, or age (he will never be 30, or even be 29), remove that one cog, and the only thing he's missing from being Archie Andrews is high school, a jalopy, and some weird acne. And people do enjoy Archie...just very few of them, like 4,000 of them a month.

To be fair to Dan Slott, the gist of BIG TIME is to get around that by altering Peter's status quo in terms of career, and embracing his connections to other teams, such as the Avengers and the Fan Four, within his solo title (where said connections are often ignored). That's not bad, but, again, I recall once when the big thing was him being a school teacher, which was a status quo most writers were too incompetent to truly exploit. This is where the editorial board having the attention span of a howler monkey on LSD bites them in terms of rep. Will this last a day after Slott is no longer on ASM? And if not, why invest now, at $4 an issue?

I'm glad the reviews for Wasp and Ant-Man seem to be mostly positive. Even though I was looking forward to it, I would still say it was the surprise of the week for me. O'Grady is just *****y enough to be interesting but not so much that you won't still root for him. Hank is still being rehabbed as less of a schlub, and a little more respected, but still brooding. And his costume is really growing on me, although it seems a bit busy. And I love that he lets Eric come along because of his own past. Definitely one that I would recommend to people.

ANT-MAN & WASP was pretty good. It was a very pleasant surprise for me. And that's what a mini that is $4 a pop SHOULD do; grab you by the neck and prove it's awesome. If it doesn't, it's hardly worth the extra buck.

You know Hank's costume is changing next month in Avengers Academy, right? :oldrazz:

THUNDER Agents was really good.

I do know, but at least this three issue mini is good, and to be fair, it'll only be a month past Academy when it ends.

THUNDER Agents likely was good. But that $3.99 cover price makes it tough to dive into something blind. If not even Dan Slott can get me to pay $3.99 for ASM immediately, hopping onto a DC relaunch at that price is even harder. It's a back breaker for monthly comics. By making all the important books that price, it forces retailers and fans to make up the budget by dumping the smaller titles. It also makes it harder or impossible to justify trying anything new, or anything you've been away from for a long while. DC at the very least seems to be beginning to comprehend that. Marvel doesn't, because they don't have to. They can suckle at Disney's teat now, and while the slump in comic sales have effected both of the big two, it's effected DC worse since they are #2.
 
I do get this sense that even fans of the BND direction who don't go into fits of rage over OMD and the marriage thing were in no rush to revisit that in OMIT. I got the feeling Marvel would have been better off just going, "we reset continuity and are making it up as we go along as it fits our stories. Half the DC universe does this every other year, including Wonder Woman right now. Deal with it or do what everyone else does, which is read Green Lantern." Instead, they picked at the wound again, which did up sales for the story, but bred some extra ill will. They always seem to do that just before a Dan Slott run. ONE MORE DAY was a terrible way to build up to the Slott era on ASM the first time; I mean, it kept me away and beforehand I was all but counting down the weeks. Then OMIT did it a second time in a row. Given that I'm sure Marvel loves Slott these days (solo on ASM, he attends those big creator summits now), why does it feel like they sometimes don't make things easier for him?

It's so they can get people going "OMG THIS IS SO AMAZING" when it's really just bog-standard Spidey comics where any of the actually decent ideas in them would have worked just as well or better in the context of a married Pete/MJ, but it looks like soaring brilliance after the rancid dog**** comics it's following and people are gonna clown themselves into thinking they can pretend the rancid dog**** is gone and disappeared and nothing that anyone needs to mention ever again instead of, you know, the foundation of the **** they're still reading and exactly what they'll go back to as soon as they once again decide to spike their sales by trolling their readers. Don't kid yourself, they're absolutely doing Slott a favor by making Quesada the lightning rod for all the **** that Slott enthusiastically supports.

"we reset continuity and are making it up as we go along as it fits our stories. Half the DC universe does this every other year, including Wonder Woman right now. Deal with it or do what everyone else does, which is read Green Lantern."

If DC's any indication the reaction of the fanbase is "'kay" and then not reading Wonder Woman so I can't imagine why anyone would take that road.
 
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ANT-MAN & WASP was pretty good. It was a very pleasant surprise for me. And that's what a mini that is $4 a pop SHOULD do; grab you by the neck and prove it's awesome.

"Oh, I love this book. It grabs me by the balls and spins me around until I don't know if I am a man, or a woman. But then I remember I am Wolverine 25th. MR. Wolverine 25th, and this is Mister Mister with 'Broken Wings.'"

10 points to anyone who can ID that quote, slightly modified as it is. But yes, the book was fun and enjoyable.

GREEN HORNET has a good story behind it, and the art is beautiful. The problem is decompression. So little happens between the issues that sometimes it's just aggravating. KATO ORIGINS moved at a good click, though -- I do hate they're making it an ongoing. It should be a mini and stick to it.
 
Is She Hulks a ongoing or a mini? Because...I'm kind of in love with having Jen have her own book again.
 
Thanos Imperative 6:

Owned, ALTHOUGH I thought they established in Marvel like a zillion years ago that Death ain't actually impressed by killing people and that this had been explained to Thanos so him going all [blackout]I KILLED A UNIVERSE FOR YOU, LOVE MEEEEEEEE[/blackout] was pretty weird and also i[blackout]t'd be nice if Death would just once and for all be like look I like you but I don't like-like you, let's just be friends[/blackout]

But yeah the conclusion pretty much owned and I loved how they totally suckered Captain Marvel and the best part was the end where Rocket is all going [blackout]well they were trapped in a universe that collapsed, I GUESS that probably means they are FOR REAL dead because you know that he knows that they gonna be back. SPACE MARVEL: Death isn't a vacation, it's a coffee break[/blackout].

Actually backing up I guess one thing I would have liked was maybe write um, Medusa's eulogy bit to be sort of a wrapup to the whole Annihilation -> Imperative era of Space Marvel, which has pretty much overall been one of the all-time greatest runs of continuous comics storytelling.

Incredible Hulks 616 (lol) plus some catchup of the last few issues

This book pretty much owns, I love how against all probability the Hulk books have spun that Red Hulk nonsense into story gold, Betty being a hulk and having her own pack of emotional ragey Hulk-crap to deal with is pretty much great, Bruce Banner ganking the Avengers' save-the-world plan out from under them is great, Skaar being like "no but seriously we need to ****in' murder this kid" is great, Hulk's other kid's whole "I am ~saving the universe~ THEREFORE I can do any crazy-ass evil thing I wanna" is in the best traditions of misaimed villainy.
 
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Chaos War: Thor #1 was bad. By bad, I mean horribad. By horribad, I mean attrocious. And by attrocious I mean "Fraction writes better."

Just for clarification. Flame shield up!
 
Yeah, I didn't get Big Time. Or THUNDER Agents, which was DC's big launch of the week. But I've seen some good reviews for Big Time, and every shop over-orders ASM. If I decide to go back and check it out, it won't be difficult. I always have wanted to read Slott on ASM. It's been the editorial mucking that's turned me away from the franchise. They never know what to fix, what to leave alone, what to keep and what to ignore.

Hey, Dread, for what it's worth, as a vocal detractor of the whole OMD/BND/OMIT thing (and we share the same passion for the Spectacular Spider-Man cartoon), I enjoyed this first issue of Big Time. Yes, you have to get past the whole "wedding never happened" thing (which I'm NOT happy about), but it looks like Dan is picking up quite a few interesting plot threads. And Spidey in the Avengers in this issue works a lot better than the "comic relief" he's relegated to in the Avengers comics.
 
Hey, Dread, for what it's worth, as a vocal detractor of the whole OMD/BND/OMIT thing (and we share the same passion for the Spectacular Spider-Man cartoon), I enjoyed this first issue of Big Time. Yes, you have to get past the whole "wedding never happened" thing (which I'm NOT happy about), but it looks like Dan is picking up quite a few interesting plot threads. And Spidey in the Avengers in this issue works a lot better than the "comic relief" he's relegated to in the Avengers comics.

I 2nd that for the most part. I was hoping Dread was going to pick it up and share his thoughts on it.
 
No, Dread, keep resisting. Stay with your good friend ol' Tron Bonne and invest that attention to Casanova instead :up:
 
Avengers: The Children's Crusade #3

Bendis take note! You CAN have a dialogue-heavy issue that is just as compelling to read as an action-heavy book without having to repeat your dialogue over and over again.

What a great issue! I really hate having to wait two months between issues; but, if it's this good, I'm not going to complain. This book looks beautiful, and even though we get zero action, I was drawn into each and every page...and, the ending with Doom totally made me want more. :woot:

Chaos War #3

One of many comics that I never got around to last week...and, I have to say I"m a bit disappointed in this event. Didn't help that it was hyped like crazy...and, it further doesn't help that the Chaos King's big battles are over so quickly. (Come on, Pak and Van Lente...he's taking on Heaven and Hell. It shouldn't be done in a matter of a few pages.) Yeah, we have tons of characters involved with each issue; but, they are just thrown in for such brief appearances, it really doesn't matter much. And...Galactus just doesn't fit into this story very well. Not sure what he's really doing there.

Still...I liked the ending, and I'm interested enough to find out what happens next. I just wish the battles could be expanded a bit more...especially since Marvel is charging $3.99 and not really giving us more pages. (Again, thank you Slott. At least you give us quantity AND quality for what we shell out with ASM.) A mild :yay: review.

Birds Of Prey #5-6

This two-part story featuring Huntress, Lady Blackhawk, and Black Canary was rather boring...and, nowhere as interesting as the first four issues of Simone's return to this title. The art is not as beautiful as it used to be; and, the ending of this adventure accomplishes nothing. Thankfully, I'm only being charged $2.99 for this comic; otherwise, I'd be dropping it after such a letdown. :dry:

Iron Man: Rapture #1

What a crappy first issue! After suffering from a "severe coronary event," Tony decides to seek his own medical advice in order to save his life. (He's not happy that real medical doctors only have something that will give him 10 more years of life.) The problem is he becomes rather nuts in the process, secluding himself in his own private chambers, not willing to see anyone.

This comic suffers very much from me NOT caring about seeing Tony going through any more life-threatening medical problems (come on, it's been done to death), and also making Tony a very unlikeable character. This issue is dialogue-heavy, and it fails to intrigue the reader in any way. :csad:

Thor #617

Oh boy. The more I read, the more I'm seriously disliking this title's new direction. Bringing back Loki so soon is just a bad decision, making his death earlier this year almost meaningless; and, Thor seems to have lost all of his humanity in the process. Also, the dialogue is just awful. Fraction seems to like repeating his words over and over again; as if this gives it a more dramatic feeling. (It just serves to annoy me...and, feels very Bendis-ish.) The one good thing is that it seems like we might have some action next issue. (I seriously hope so, at least.) :dry:

Avengers Prime #4

I'm liking this story; but, GOD, does that Bendis dialogue get in the way of my enjoyment of it. I loved seeing the return of Bor, and this is a pretty good Hela-as-the-villian story. (Takes me back to when I first starting reading Thor in the early 80's. She was always a thorn in his backside.) I, for one, did like the Hellcat exchange between Tony, Steve, and Thor...especially when Thor said he might have banged her. :yay:

Young Allies #6

Another from last week...and, I have to say I'll miss this book very much. This was a nice issue, and I liked how McKeever was taking a different route with this team book than we normally see. Gone too soon! :yay::yay: (In my heart, I'm giving this a sad face...as, I'll miss reading it each month.)

Thanos Imperative #6

Meh. I know a lot of you enjoyed this mini; but, even before it began, I was tired of The Fault..and, making Thanos one of the heroes made Thanos' big return kind of a letdown. (Yeah, his betrayal of his team last issue didn't trick me one bit. You knew he was gonna turn the tables again by the time this issue ended.)

I just felt let down by this final issue. We're starting to get too much of Galactus (he's in this AND Chaos War)...and, I felt like most of this large cast was left standing on the sidelines while the main action was going on. (You could easily remove half the characters, and it wouldn't have effected the story in the least. Really, what were the Inhumans even doing here?)

Of course, everyone is talking about the supposed death of Starlord and Nova. Not really a death, though. It's so open to their return...although, I don't think we'll see it any time soon. (Loki actually died...but, I think his returned happened much quicker than we'll see these other two.) I think this open-endedness of that really made for my lack of enjoyment, too. It makes it all seem so unfinished; and, I don't see anything in the near future that shows Abnett and Lanning will be coming back to these characters any time soon. (Remember our conversation seven months ago, when we debated the cancellation of Nova and Guardians Of The Galaxy? Many said, "It's not cancelled...it's just on hiatus until Thanos Imperative is concluded." Quite a few of us knew "hiatus" was never a good sign in the comic industry.)

I'm glad The Fault is done with. It brought down the whole Cosmic line of books...and, it made me miss the Annihilation days of Abnett and Lanning. (I think it's time to give another writer a crack at this little corner of the Marvel Universe, anyway. I've been feeling severe burnout from A & L for some time.) A mild :yay: review.

The All-New Batman: The Brave And The Bold #1

I only got this because it's a first issue. It's meant for the younger readers...and, in that regard, it succeeds. I won't buy another issue, though. It doesn't have that Tobin-appeal that the Marvel Adventures does. :dry:
 
Finally saw Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World.

It was a really cute movie; but, I have to say that I hated Michael Cera in this movie. It was almost to the point of being completely distracting, especially since he's playing the same character we've seen numerous times. The beauty of this film is in what the director accomplished...but, I have to say some of the cast choices had me scratching my head.
 
Is She Hulks a ongoing or a mini? Because...I'm kind of in love with having Jen have her own book again.
I am too, but it's definitely Jen and Lyra's book. Lyra's all up in there, being Lyra. Her high school drama was very boring to me because I don't really look for that in a She-Hulk book. But it had a nice, light-hearted feel overall. When Lyra's Hulked out, she's actually kind of cool. Like Jen's sidekick.

Oh, and it's a mini.

Chaos War: Thor #1 was bad. By bad, I mean horribad. By horribad, I mean attrocious. And by attrocious I mean "Fraction writes better."

Just for clarification. Flame shield up!
It was definitely unusual. I know Blake is meant to boost Thor's relatability, but this whole amnesia trip is not doing it for me. You want to see a great angsty study of what Thor and Blake mean to each other, check out Jim Owsley's (a.k.a Christopher Priest's) OGN Thor: I, Whom the Gods Would Destroy. :up:
 

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