The Random Quotes Thread

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  1. hippie_hunter

    hippie_hunter The King is Back!

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    In this thread you shall post any old random quote from anything you have heard in your lifetime such as:

    "Me and the cows are friends."

    "But if we recycle, the enviromentalists win!"

    "Whats the point of leaving America if you gonna end up in America Jr."
     
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  2. hippie_hunter

    hippie_hunter The King is Back!

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    "Batman Forever and Batman & Robin weren't movies, they were just extended ads for Hasbro toys."

    "You can't rape the willing"

    "Life's a ***** then you die"
     
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    Ruben Studdard Well-Known Member

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    "I can smell your ****"
     
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  4. sylvia plath

    sylvia plath Well-Known Member

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    "When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, peacefully and in her sleep. Not like the screaming passengers in her car."
     
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  5. Hobgoblin

    Hobgoblin Veritas veritatum

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    "Dont p*** down my back and tell me its raining!"

    "The movie sucked ass, and the show ass sucks! -Kevins mom"
     
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    Sarge Well-Known Member

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    "You get the dvd 'Pretty Babies' which I assume is about babies...."
     
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    Alf Well-Known Member

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    hahahahah:D
     
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  8. Phoney Bone

    Phoney Bone Well-Known Member

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    "Dear McGuyver. He's a straw, a rubber band, and a paper clip. Save my dog."

    "QUICK, NERDS! To the erection cave!"

    "Do your ears hang low?"
    "No but my grama's boobs do."
     
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  9. Ruben Studdard

    Ruben Studdard Well-Known Member

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    "Not counting relatives or the elderly, approximately 85-90% of the women I know I either will f**k, have f**ked, or am currently f**king"

    -Rodney Jones, 1995, Virginia State Univ.
     
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    Svlatislav Well-Known Member

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    "'Ere! I'm still bloody ambulatory!"
     
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  11. redmarvel

    redmarvel Red, White and Buxom

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    "I'm not bad... I'm just drawn that way" - Who Framed Roger Rabbit
     
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  12. C. Lee

    C. Lee I'm not old...I'm ancient

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    It's times like these I thank God I'm an athiest. - Michael "Meathead" Stivic on "All in the Family"
     
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  13. redmarvel

    redmarvel Red, White and Buxom

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    JAKE: "I ran out of gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!" - The Blues Brothers
     
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  14. Dorian Gray

    Dorian Gray Well-Known Member

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    Spike: I've been alive longer than you and dead longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine. I've done things I prefered you didn't. I've never had a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of bloody calls. A hundred plus years and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of... you. I'm not asking you for anything when I say I love you. It's not because I want you, or can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you and I understand with perfect clarity what you are. You're a hell of a women. You're the one Buffy. - Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Touched
     
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  15. Knightsaber Priss

    Knightsaber Priss Lone Wolf

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    "My theater will probably never show the 50th Anniversary Godzilla movie on a screen near me. :(" - Me
     
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  16. redmarvel

    redmarvel Red, White and Buxom

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    What are the benefits of writing to people via e-mail?

    It's quicker, easier and involves less licking.

    - Douglas Adams
    The Salmon of Doubt
     
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  17. Alexia Dark

    Alexia Dark Warrior Princess

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    Spike said that? Wow. That doesn't sound like him at all. I've really been missing something.
     
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  18. Edd Extraordinaire

    Edd Extraordinaire Well-Known Member

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    Homer: THE GUY I REALLY HATE IS YOUUUR FATHER.
     
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  19. Edd Extraordinaire

    Edd Extraordinaire Well-Known Member

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    Will Farrell: HEY! NOT ON MY WATCH! NOT ON MY WATCH! NO PERSONAL PHONE CALLS! I SHOULD SLAP YOU IN THE MOUTH : SLAP: USE THE COMPANY TIME TO TALK TO YOUR DISGUSTING ****E FRIENDS, NO!
     
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  20. smeagol4prez

    smeagol4prez Stupid Fat Hobbit

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    "Peace, love and harmony are the finer things in life"

    "Peace not war"

    "Go Go Vegans!"

    "Have you hugged your hippie today"


    :)
     
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  21. Edd Extraordinaire

    Edd Extraordinaire Well-Known Member

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    Will Farrell: YOU DO NOT HAND IN CRAP LIKE THIS! THIS LOOKS LIKE YOU TOOK A CRAP OR A DUMP IN THE PRINTER! YOU ARE SCUM! I SHOULD FIRE YOU AND BURN DOWN YOUR FRIGGIN HOUSE! I'M THIS CLOSE TO RAPING YOU!
     
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    Edd Extraordinaire Well-Known Member

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    Neil Diamond: It gets lonely on the road....that's why I love pornography.
     
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  23. Sava

    Sava Dont cry, my dear

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    "your more useless than a cock flavoured lolly pop"
     
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  24. Edd Extraordinaire

    Edd Extraordinaire Well-Known Member

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    Robert Ghoulet: Dabadee dabadabadoooo....YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH......GHOULET.
     
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  25. Agent Thermal

    Agent Thermal Well-Known Member

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    "YOU ATE WEIRD AL'S AUTOGRAPH!!!" - Me (long story...;))

    "Golf is the only game where you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five." - Golfer's Digest (I don't read that magazine or play golf, but I read that quote one day and haven't forgotten it since...)

    "I'll procrastinate later." - Me

    "Instead of taking care of the car IN advance, you had to take care of the car AT Advance!!!" - Me

    (Yes, I enjoy quoting myself...doesn't mean they're any good. ;))
     
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