The Random Quotes Thread

[Edd Extraordinaire]

"Poop"

 

[CConn]

"I hope this song touches you like your father does." - Tom Delonge

 

[redmarvel]

Woodrow T. Wilson:
All things come to him who waits - provided he knows what he is waiting for.

 

[The Question]

Spike said that? Wow. That doesn't sound like him at all. I've really been missing something.

He may be an irreverent jackass, but he's a poet at heart.





.......I just realized that this thread is two years old.

 

[C.F. Kane]

Woman at Party: President Coolidge, I have a bet going on that I can make you say more than two words.

Calvin Coolidge: You lose. (walks away)

 

[The Question]

"Madam, I'm drunk. Tomorow, I'll be sober, and you'll still be ugly." Winston Churchill

 

[pokerdog]

"It's only gambling if you lose"

 

[JLBats]

Woman at Party: President Coolidge, I have a bet going on that I can make you say more than two words.

Calvin Coolidge: You lose. (walks away)

America the Book did a beautiful parody on this.

Woman at Party: President Coolidge, I have a bet going on that I can make you say more than two words.

Calvin Coolidge: **** you. (walks away)

 

[redmarvel]

I reject your reality and substitute my own.
- Adam from the Mythbusters