Lost Haven, United States of America
A distinctive jet black Corvette cuts a path through the light midday traffic of downtown Lost Haven. Its driver ill-at-ease behind the wheel of the highly powered vehicle, but not because hes incapable of handling its engine, rather because he knows hes under observation.
From who, hes not so sure.
This is Isaac Fontaine, a man twice known as the Vigilante on almost opposite corners of the globe. Few have made the connection between the two, however. In fact, few who know of one are even aware of the other and those who know both do not tend to make the comparison.
He is two sides of the same coin. Back in his native Terraria, hes a political issue; A scapegoat being foisted upon the people by a mayor desperate for re-election. In the United States hes almost a pawn of the state, operating within the Government-funded Guardians; a powerful team billed as superpowered heroes (which in fairness, for the most part, they are
) forged on the brink of apocalypse sponsored by a government desperate to stay in front of the larger metahuman issue.
Crackling over the speakers of the car a modified police radio blurts out something which will become his next call of business.
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and a partridge in a pear tree.[/BLACKOUT] Isaac sang, mocking the laundry list of police job codes for the incident.
But they had his attention. It wasnt far either, he shifted down a gear and hurled the vette into a hard handbrake turn with little regard for the wear and tear of the taxpayer-maintained Corvette.
...Priority A. All cars in vicinity dispatch to incident. Police cordon required. Warn Do not approach the perpetrator, await SWAT or superior tactical back-up...
Isaac smiled at the notion of or superior tactical back-up.
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Well, at least they wont start the party without me.[/BLACKOUT]
Within 5 minutes the black corvette screeches to a halt just outside of the police cordon, jittery officers turn and aim their guns at the black figure as he exits the black car with its tinted windows.
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Whoa, whoa
put the guns down officer
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Freeze! Stay where you are!
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Easy. Im with you
Holy sh**
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Thatd be just his luck, get shot to death by police in the country where he IS operating legally.
Just lie down on the floor and put your hands behind your head.
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I have ID![/BLACKOUT]
Get on the floor!
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You touch the mask itll be the last thing you do as a police officer
I have identification. Send someone over here, check my top breast pocket. And only my top breast pocket
A Guardian has to have SOME secrets.[/BLACKOUT] He said as he put his hands behind his head but remained standing.
Whoa, what the hell do you think youre doing?
Sarge, this guy sped in here in an unmarked car, dressed like some kind of terrorist.
Lower your guns, boys. Looks like we wont need to be waiting on SWAT support
Sorry about the misunderstanding, the men are getting a little jittery given this particular situation.
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Its fine
Youre still better than customs and the guy with the rubber glove was particularly friendly
So what are we looking at Sergeant..?[/BLACKOUT]
Hammond. Well, you heard the call. It looks like we have a bank robbery with a twist. One of those metas robbed a bank. Was briefly looking to be a full hostage situation, but he was startled by how fast police arrived on scene. While the perp was distracted watching the police cordon form through the window, the manager was able to get all civilians inside the office section and a teller dropped the glass.
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So amateur hour, eh?[/BLACKOUT]
Well, it sure looks like it. Weve got him pegged down the end of the street in or around the bank.
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OK. Sounds like you guys have pretty much done most of the work
now when you say meta, what are we dealing with here?[/BLACKOUT]
Well, as far as we can tell hes only at regular human level strength, durability and speed
and hes certainly no genius. He seems to have some kind of chemical resistance.
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So? You shelve the spray and shoot or rush him.[/BLACKOUT]
Its not quite as simple as that
he seems to be using some kind of weird armour from the sitreps Im getting for a start
Weve been waiting on a SWAT sniper so we could take his legs out, keep him contained for the suits to move in.
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Is that it?[/BLACKOUT]
Yeah, I havent seen first hand. Thats about it.
Isaac reaches under the backseat and retrieves his grapple gun. Shutting the door and hitting the central locking remote button as he strode through the police cordon.
Suits
So the FBI are collecting metas now? Well
who isnt, heh. We are, both for our team and the few cells located underground in Guardians HQ, although theyre generally just temporary facilities. Then theres S.T.R.I.K.E
some group I should probably look into a little more when I get the chance, and now the FBI. Id be surprised if thats it too
He thought to himself.
Isaac was now approaching the bank, furtively trotting behind a parked car for cover he wanted to get a decent look at the man in question before considering his next move. The Haven tended to have this weird effect on him, he wasnt sure whether it was the fact that the metahuman issue was far more prevalent than back home, but he tended to take things far less seriously. Everything seemed somewhat surreal and that combined with his own inability to feel pain sometimes led to a false sense of security.
Sliding around the rear bumper of the aging white Ford sedan, which was his hiding place, he was about to have all of these feelings come flooding back once more.
A glance turned to a peek.
A peek turned to a double take.
A hidden double take turned into a stare as he moved out into the open.
Aha! I know you! At last one of you has arrived! Meet your newest arch-nemesis, for I am The Jellyfish! And with my stinging-cells you have finally met your doom!
and the open stare turned to laughter.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA![/BLACKOUT]
What?!?
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HAHAHAHAHAHA![/BLACKOUT]
Isaac could not believe the sight that stood before him.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA![/BLACKOUT]
Whats so damn funny?!?
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The jell- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA![/BLACKOUT]
Shut up! WILL YOU SHUT UP!
As he stood before the man whos head and torso appeared to be covered by some kind of gelatinous mould, with long rope-ish appendages that doubtless were intended to be tendrils or some form of tentacles he felt it only fair to let his newest arch-nemesis in on the joke.
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You look like the new mascot for a contraceptive company! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA![/BLACKOUT]
Laughing further at his own observation, Isaac doubled-up cackling at his ridiculous opponent. Fluid began to creep in behind his eyes as he attempted to get back upright.
Removing a leather exterior glove to wipe the fluid from his eye, he caught sight of something far more serious in his peripherals.
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Oh sh***, you made me laugh so damn hard Im crying
[/BLACKOUT] He said as he wiped his eye.
As several officers who had been waiting behind the cordon had snuck in behind the Jellyfish whilst he was distracted by Isaac and dragged away two clearly badly wounded police officers. The Seargent's words resonated in his ears...
Sgt Hammond said:
Sorry about the misunderstanding, the men are getting a little jittery given this particular situation.
And as if this werent enough to snap him back to the real world the next thing he saw surely would:
Looking down at his latex glove-covered hand he saw that the tears were in fact blood. The laughter quickly dissolved to silence.