The Creepypasta thread

[TheDreamMaster]

Does anyone remember when this thread first began and we were all talking about Slenderman, and then the Slender Man account came up. Creeped everyone out that night, it was hilarious.

 

[Shemtov]

Does anyone remember when this thread first began and we were all talking about Slenderman, and then the Slender Man account came up. Creeped everyone out that night, it was hilarious.

Call him paʕæɳʨi.

 

[Nightmare]

Oh my goodness! It's slender guy.

It is him!!!

 

[Shemtov]

It is him!!!

He feeds off this insanity, off this mythologization of him. Call him his real name:
paʕæɳʨi.
Then no longer must Earth fear him.

 

[Victarion]

I̜̻̠̪̫͉̬̓̿͋̎̃͘ ̵̰̟̤͇ͨ̈́́͗͒u̬̿͐̇̓̆̊ͥ͡ņ̹̭̜̾̉ͧ̄̓d̶̢̖̬̮ͪ̈͂̓̌̋̊ẹ̬̣͈͖̺͛͋̂͂̈́͋͊ͭ͂́͝r̳̝̖̬̲͍̂ͦͪ̾ͩs̼̲͚̭̱̤̫̍́̅ͥ̆ͮ̋̎̕t̸̵͈̑͗̏ͭͤ̿a͉̦̓̑̉̎͊͢ň̮̭̬͙̣͖̠̘̽͌́ͬ͟ḓ̯̯͇͙͚͊̿̊̚͡͞ͅ ͚̣̐y̴̟͙̬̙̩͇͒̐ͬ̈́ͥͫ́ͯò̸̺̠̫̻̩̯̭̦̻ͤ̿̽́u̓̿̂͌̽҉̤̗͙̩̭̖ ̯̻͗̍̋ͥ̿ͬͩ͒͞d̖̝̣̯̋͆͋͞ơ̱̳̟̻͐̓͆͑͗͟ṇ̟̲̇͆͢'̵̯̩ͦ̒ͮ̐̉̀t̸̲͇͍̞͍̟̋̓ͯͪ͑̆̓ͨ ̛̝͍̐̆̀̕l͚̻͍ͫͮ̒̏ͭ͛ͬ̚̕iͫ̍̂̇̃̇ͯ͏̦̮͙͍͘k̦͕̺͉͙̻̳̖̂̐͆e̬̲̣̻̫ͣ͐́̕ ̉̒̍̋̀ͨ́͟҉̰̘͙̺S͓̑ͦ̕͟l̴̴̘͓̲ͬ̋ͨ͌͆͗e̸̶̠̟͎͒̆ͪn̥̻͇͌̍̌̏͆̿̓̓͌͞d̴̢͈̗͚͎̞̞̓̏ͮ̃̚͝e͖͉̖͙͉̖͊͂ŗ̷͚̣̯̳͇̱ͩͣ̍ͮ̒ͩͭͦ ̸̨͕̾̽ͬ͋́M̷̠̰͈̺̠͎̥̽ͥ͒a͖̩͓̤͐̽̈́̈̊͜͠n̨̯͔͕̼͈̬̠̱̉̑ͭ̽̊͠͡.̶̢̖̰̓̔̔̕ ̢̮̩ͤ̒͒̀̕T̷̷͇͕̃͐̌͋̃h̢̞̠̫͚͚̺̰̏ͯͬ̿̍̀̕͢ͅä̺̰̞̖͈̠́t̯͓̘̹̣͇͙̯̠ͨ͌͐͜ ̨̱̦̪̲̞̲ͫ̎̈ͥͦͪ̔͐ì̡̝͑ͫ̂͡s̺͇ͬ̾ ̦̞͎̫̻̫̗͖̃̈́g̙̉̈́̿ͤ̒̄͋͆ö̧̨͓̝̩̲̻̰͌͗̌ͭ͗͋̓̆o͉̘̣̻̯̝̜̹̔̎ͮ͗̾͋̋͒ͅd͈͓͈͓͖͚̗̔̓͘͟͞ͅ,̨͓̫̪̓̎̕ ̷̨̹͔̭̼͕͈͖̄̅͐̾͞Z̵͔̻̗̞̩̫͎̥̗̀͑͑ͧ̕͝a̟͓̪͈͔̠͗̓̃l̰̮̘͕͖̬͐̀ͤͭg̡̧͍̱̝̮̙̮̺̣̑̽̌͒̎͊ǫ̝͇̭̱̾͆̿̒̐͐͒͟ ̧̛̗ͬ̄̂ͥṋ̻̣͍̳̘͈͕̼̿͆ͯ̈́̅ͪ̅ͯȩ͍̹͚͔̻̥͎͒ēͪ̾͋̅ͦ̀͏̶̳̮͖̝̱͍̰̝͙d̟̩̪̰͑̉̀͘͡s̷̮̟̙̀ͭ̓̆ ̢̼͊̇̅̊̇͟͝c̡̳̳͍͍̹͓̝͉̑͒́͠l̡̩̞̼͔͓̼͕̻̎ͯ̐ͬ͡e̩̻͙̝͙̼̼̘ͥ̀̋̄r̹̥̤̰̥̻͎̠̾͛ͥ̉̎͌̚͞i̹̺̖̲̲̰͂̄̈́̊͗̀͞c̜̿̃̇̌̒̇̑̂͝s̛̻͔ͨ̐̐͑̋̃̑.̶͓̜̫̥͉̃ͭ̈́̉͗͘͜

 

[TheDreamMaster]

oh god my braaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

oh god my braaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Reminded me of this:

[YT]U6MlaIe1ljs[/YT]

 

[Shemtov]

I̜̻̠̪̫͉̬̓̿͋̎̃͘ ̵̰̟̤͇ͨ̈́́͗͒u̬̿͐̇̓̆̊ͥ͡ņ̹̭̜̾̉ͧ̄̓d̶̢̖̬̮ͪ̈͂̓̌̋̊ẹ̬̣͈͖̺͛͋̂͂̈́͋͊ͭ͂́͝r̳̝̖̬̲͍̂ͦͪ̾ͩs̼̲͚̭̱̤̫̍́̅ͥ̆ͮ̋̎̕t̸̵͈̑͗̏ͭͤ̿a͉̦̓̑̉̎͊͢ň̮̭̬͙̣͖̠̘̽͌́ͬ͟ḓ̯̯͇͙͚͊̿̊̚͡͞ͅ ͚̣̐y̴̟͙̬̙̩͇͒̐ͬ̈́ͥͫ́ͯò̸̺̠̫̻̩̯̭̦̻ͤ̿̽́u̓̿̂͌̽҉̤̗͙̩̭̖ ̯̻͗̍̋ͥ̿ͬͩ͒͞d̖̝̣̯̋͆͋͞ơ̱̳̟̻͐̓͆͑͗͟ṇ̟̲̇͆͢'̵̯̩ͦ̒ͮ̐̉̀t̸̲͇͍̞͍̟̋̓ͯͪ͑̆̓ͨ ̛̝͍̐̆̀̕l͚̻͍ͫͮ̒̏ͭ͛ͬ̚̕iͫ̍̂̇̃̇ͯ͏̦̮͙͍͘k̦͕̺͉͙̻̳̖̂̐͆e̬̲̣̻̫ͣ͐́̕ ̉̒̍̋̀ͨ́͟҉̰̘͙̺S͓̑ͦ̕͟l̴̴̘͓̲ͬ̋ͨ͌͆͗e̸̶̠̟͎͒̆ͪn̥̻͇͌̍̌̏͆̿̓̓͌͞d̴̢͈̗͚͎̞̞̓̏ͮ̃̚͝e͖͉̖͙͉̖͊͂ŗ̷͚̣̯̳͇̱ͩͣ̍ͮ̒ͩͭͦ ̸̨͕̾̽ͬ͋́M̷̠̰͈̺̠͎̥̽ͥ͒a͖̩͓̤͐̽̈́̈̊͜͠n̨̯͔͕̼͈̬̠̱̉̑ͭ̽̊͠͡.̶̢̖̰̓̔̔̕ ̢̮̩ͤ̒͒̀̕T̷̷͇͕̃͐̌͋̃h̢̞̠̫͚͚̺̰̏ͯͬ̿̍̀̕͢ͅä̺̰̞̖͈̠́t̯͓̘̹̣͇͙̯̠ͨ͌͐͜ ̨̱̦̪̲̞̲ͫ̎̈ͥͦͪ̔͐ì̡̝͑ͫ̂͡s̺͇ͬ̾ ̦̞͎̫̻̫̗͖̃̈́g̙̉̈́̿ͤ̒̄͋͆ö̧̨͓̝̩̲̻̰͌͗̌ͭ͗͋̓̆o͉̘̣̻̯̝̜̹̔̎ͮ͗̾͋̋͒ͅd͈͓͈͓͖͚̗̔̓͘͟͞ͅ,̨͓̫̪̓̎̕ ̷̨̹͔̭̼͕͈͖̄̅͐̾͞Z̵͔̻̗̞̩̫͎̥̗̀͑͑ͧ̕͝a̟͓̪͈͔̠͗̓̃l̰̮̘͕͖̬͐̀ͤͭg̡̧͍̱̝̮̙̮̺̣̑̽̌͒̎͊ǫ̝͇̭̱̾͆̿̒̐͐͒͟ ̧̛̗ͬ̄̂ͥṋ̻̣͍̳̘͈͕̼̿͆ͯ̈́̅ͪ̅ͯȩ͍̹͚͔̻̥͎͒ēͪ̾͋̅ͦ̀͏̶̳̮͖̝̱͍̰̝͙d̟̩̪̰͑̉̀͘͡s̷̮̟̙̀ͭ̓̆ ̢̼͊̇̅̊̇͟͝c̡̳̳͍͍̹͓̝͉̑͒́͠l̡̩̞̼͔͓̼͕̻̎ͯ̐ͬ͡e̩̻͙̝͙̼̼̘ͥ̀̋̄r̹̥̤̰̥̻͎̠̾͛ͥ̉̎͌̚͞i̹̺̖̲̲̰͂̄̈́̊͗̀͞c̜̿̃̇̌̒̇̑̂͝s̛̻͔ͨ̐̐͑̋̃̑.̶͓̜̫̥͉̃ͭ̈́̉͗͘͜

Can you post that So I can read it?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

where would the fun be in that?

 

[Slender Man]

Does anyone remember when this thread first began and we were all talking about Slenderman, and then the Slender Man account came up. Creeped everyone out that night, it was hilarious.

Yes. Yes, it was. I found it quite amusing.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

hey slenderman, if you're gonna chill in my backyard tonight, can you make sure those damn raccoons don't get into my garbage again?

 

[Kane52630]

Part II of Spill's Slender playthrough is up.

 

[HighFivingMF]

hey slenderman, if you're gonna chill in my backyard tonight, can you make sure those damn raccoons don't get into my garbage again?

Who do you think put them there?

 

[Nightmare]

Anyone one ever eat chinese and look down and see it moving?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

god damn it slenderman! first you stalk me, now you're dispatching your vile furry minions upon my garbage!?!?!

 

[Piper Maru]

Here's a good Creepypasta titled Fog.

 

[enterthemadness]

Here's a good Creepypasta titled Fog.

Too long, skipped to ending..blah.

 

[Piper Maru]

Not meant for folks with ADD!

 

[Shemtov]

Yes. Yes, it was. I found it quite amusing.

paʕæɳʨi ʐee, aɳɳaapxeeɭɭaɕaqʈioɳa: "ɳiix ɖaɭɕɕoiʈaɳ ʕaqqæʐ!" oqqaʐɖiʕippaɭaaqʨæ!

 

[TheWatcher]

WTF is wrong with you?! Remove that pic now!

... Great, I'm going to have nightmares now. Creepiest pasta I've ever seen... Just look at that sauce, makes my skin crawl.

Nevermind, I'll get even:

Too far.

 

[enterthemadness]

paʕæɳʨi ʐee, aɳɳapxeeɭɭaɕaqʈ ɳiix ɖaɭɕɕoiʈaɳ ʕaqqæʐ! oqqaʐɖiʕippaqɭææ!

Funny story Mark...

 

[Shemtov]

Funny story Mark...

First off all the quote you are thinking of is "What a story, Mark"
Second of all, that was not a story. I am demanding that paʕæɳʨi, who you call "Slender Man, returns to his Shadowy Region, in his native Thetataurian Language.

 

[enterthemadness]

First off all the quote you are thinking of is "What a story, Mark"
Second of all, that was not a story. I am demanding that paʕæɳʨi, who you call "Slender Man, returns to his Shadowy Region, in his native Thetataurian Language.

Well....

 

[Shemtov]

Well....

This is Real. We need every able-bodied human on this planet to take arms against the Thetataurians.

 

[enterthemadness]

Uh-huh...prove it.