Iron Man 2 The Critics review Iron Man 2

Not sure if this one was posted, if so, apologies:

I'm sorry guys, but after all the hype, all the great looking trailers, and all the shots of Scarlet Johanssen's bottom, this is a massive disappointment.

What better place than the vast temple of Mammon men refer to as London’s Westfield shopping centre to settle in and check out a movie about a billionaire show-off. Make no mistake, Iron Man 2 is all about the bling.

Unfortunately, it isn’t really about anything else.
Where the first movie gave us a former hellraiser as a cocky, likeable..er..hellraiser, here we get to see all the bits we hate about rich guys like that. All the dazzle, all the showing off -in short, all the style over substance…

Back in 2008, Iron Man continued down the path mapped out by the X-Men
and Spider-Man movies (We’ll ignore the Fantastic Four for now) and did what fans had been telling studios to do all along; Read the comic and stop trying to change it. There’s a reason these characters have remained popular for 40 years.

Favreau did a great job transferring Tony Stark’s flawed, egotistical super hero to the screen – lack of credible villain aside, Iron Man is a great movie. Unfortunately the director has possibly taken too many notes when watching Sam Raimi’s Spidey flicks, following the rocky route set by Spider-Man 3 and trying to cram way too much of that four-decade long continuity into the 2 hour running time, with borderline disastrous results.
I’m sorry guys, but after all the hype, all the great looking trailers, and all the shots of Scarlet Johanssen’s bottom, this is a massive disappointment.

With large chunks of screen time taken up by the enlarged cast, there’s a lack of focus on Stark himself, often leaving a muddled and confusing mess flashing in front of your eyeballs. While the newly sex-changed Whiplash (seriously -his comic book alter ego was an amazonian lesbian terrorist…) looks great, Mickey Rourke seems to have reverted to default, showing none of the villainous, downbeat charm that worked so well in Spun or The Wrestler, and even the always value for money Sam Rockwell struggles to make an impact as rival industrialist Justin Hammer. It’s not that he doesn’t work hard, but he’s written in such broad strokes that he seems..well…like a comic-book villain.

For Downey Jnr there’s some room to manoeuvre; a subplot about his technology affecting his health could be interesting -although it’s a cowardly get-out when you consider the alcoholism storyline it stems from – but is only alluded to before the focus whips off to check out James Rhodes in his new War Machine armour, or Stane’s monstrous military models. Stark fails to engage the way he did previously, and is far less likeable because of it.
http://slashingtheseats.net/2010/04/27/iron-man-2/
 
Harry Knowles' review
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GREAT write up but I had to start skimming at one point because there's TOO MUCH info.

The skims that caught me eye:

"I ****ING LOVE THE ACTION of the film. I love that this is full on Marvel Science Fiction. The entire last act just ****ing rocks balls! I was concerned as I watched the Monaco sequence, that this would not be topped for the rest of the film. It is awesome."

"When you see a comic book movie that is absolutely the best of what that character can be on screen - it is euphoric. Something to celebrate, to revel in."

Again, fanboy glee but since I'm a fanboy I take it for what it's worth.
 
"While the newly sex-changed Whiplash (seriously -his comic book alter ego was an amazonian lesbian terrorist…)"

How delightfully inaccurate
 
I read far to much of that Aint it Cool review. Harry K loves everything so I'll take his opinion with less than a grain of salt.
 
at least we can count on the action being good...

hmm... stark himself not getting enough attention...?

I wouldnt mind if warmachine became the hero of the movie
 
Yeah, now that Knowles gushes about it, I'm not so sure I'll like it at all.
 
Nowadays I think if anything doesnt go above TDK, its a "massive disappointment"
 
This is my first time stepping into this thread, and color me surprised. While I wasn't exactly hyped up for this move (but was looking forward to it), I was sure the sequel would at least stay consistent with the first movie's successes. After all, IM1 didn't exactly break new ground or try anything ballsy. For what it was, it did everything it should have.

From the (few) reviews I've read, it looks like it's befallen the sequel-itis curse in trying too much and mismanaging the complexities of the script. I applaud Favreau trying to amp it up, but perhaps he should've scaled back if he wasn't fully confident in it. Not everyone is a Nolan.

Of course, I'll still wait for a few more reviews. Certainly not writing this one off, I still fully plan to see it opening weekend. But it's disheartening when your only glowing review so far is from Harry. Especially when everyone else is singng the same tune.
 
No matter who wrote it, it's hard to ignore a comment like this...

"IRON MAN 2 is comic movie crack! I remember how I was after I saw SPIDER-MAN 2. It felt like the world finally *****ing got it."

That pushes all the right buttons for me.
 
I'm shocked because he sure loved that s**tty Van Helsing movie and I don't think Clash looks worse than it.

Clash looks pretty damn terrible to me, but Van Helsing was like blasphemy to me. The opening black and white scene felt like they were pissing on the Universal classics. It wasn't even done in a tasteful way. :csad:
 
I love the first two Spider-Man movies more than anyone but I just don't trust the man's reviews. I don't trust the bad reviews either so I'm still waiting for someone legit to release a review.
 
I don't trust Knowles terribly much either but the bad reviews are basically 1 from a British rag and 2 from nobody bloggers. As far as I'm concerned there has yet to be a legit full review posted
 
I'm shocked because he sure loved that s**tty Van Helsing movie and I don't think Clash looks worse than it.

Van Helsing was dumb as dirt but actually more fun then Clash. Honestly, Clash is a very basic movie filled with no character depth and an insane amount of CGI. It's not very thrilling. In fact, I found the action to be predictable and lacking in so many ways.

I don't visit AICN but maybe I should. I seem to agree with the guy based on what's posted here. Even the SM3 stuff to a point. Like he said, "Was it perfect? No. But..." SM3 is no where near the cinematic abortion some fanboys make it out to be.
 
So Knowles is the kiss of death now, eh? lol

EDIT: I guess he is...

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32597

Exactly. You have to learn to read between the lines with his reviews. If he absolutely loves something, then it is because it appeals to some nostalgia he remembers from being a kid but doesn't necessarily mean it appeals to the average film-goer.

And for the record, I thought the Clash remake was watch-able, but not great, while Van Helsing was a turd I don't even watch when it's on cable and I'm bored.
 
I love the first two Spider-Man movies more than anyone but I just don't trust the man's reviews. I don't trust the bad reviews either so I'm still waiting for someone legit to release a review.

What if it's a bad review? Everyone here will go watch it anyway.
 
Van Helsing was dumb as dirt but actually more fun then Clash. Honestly, Clash is a very basic movie filled with no character depth and an insane amount of CGI. It's not very thrilling. In fact, I found the action to be predictable and lacking in so many ways.

I don't visit AICN but maybe I should. I seem to agree with the guy based on what's posted here. Even the SM3 stuff to a point. Like he said, "Was it perfect? No. But..." SM3 is no where near the cinematic abortion some fanboys make it out to be.
I gave the first two Spider-Man movies a 10 out of 10 so believe when I say that it still hurts to say this....Spider-Man 3 is a bad as everyone says it is.

Now if you'll excuse me I'll have to go cry in a corner...again.:csad:

What if it's a bad review? Everyone here will go watch it anyway.
Oh, I'm still totally seeing it if the reviews are bad. This movie was never one of those wait and see movies to me, it's a must see.
 
I don't trust Knowles terribly much either but the bad reviews are basically 1 from a British rag and 2 from nobody bloggers. As far as I'm concerned there has yet to be a legit full review posted
It's not so much the reputation of these sources, as much as it is their shared critiques of the film that have me worried.
 
Van Helsing was dumb as dirt but actually more fun then Clash. Honestly, Clash is a very basic movie filled with no character depth and an insane amount of CGI. It's not very thrilling. In fact, I found the action to be predictable and lacking in so many ways.

I don't visit AICN but maybe I should. I seem to agree with the guy based on what's posted here. Even the SM3 stuff to a point. Like he said, "Was it perfect? No. But..." SM3 is no where near the cinematic abortion some fanboys make it out to be.

Actually it is. I'm not a Spidey fanboy either. I felt the first two were overrated as hell (bad dialogue, bad acting). I felt they were above average movies. The third one is just the bad elements of the first two amped up on steroids.
 
I gave the first two Spider-Man movies a 10 out of 10 so believe when I say that it still hurts to say this....Spider-Man 3 is a bad as everyone says it is.

Now if you'll excuse me I'll have to go cry in a corner...again.:csad:

Well, I'm part of "everyone" so you need to redefine your interpretation of the word.

Cheer up, I'm betting you'll like IM2. A few British hacks shouldn't worry anyone. Hell, all of England was hiding from an ash cloud that didn't even blow overhead. They were cowering in fear because of computer projections that turned out to be based on false data. Brits.......
 

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