The Daily Hype

[Kaleb]

**** for a 2nd I thought that zarathi had returned.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I thought Mee was some kind of maverick...a pioneer.
He's really just "The Hills Have Eyes 2".

 

[Master Chief]

HOROSCOPES

Aries--The sky is clear and your mind should be too. Take time off to relax.

Taurus--Grab the bull by the horns, run at your problems ass backwards.

Gemini--Euphoria will come knocking at your door with an eviction notice.

Cancer--You'll feel a sting and not realize it is fatal, pay attention to insignificant things.

Leo--Someone will reveal they hate you with the fire of a thousand suns.

Virgo--The bus is full but hop on anyway.

Libra--The room looks empty, you're drunk and tired. Don't pass out. Someone will take advantage of you. Bow chica bow wow.

Scorpio--If life gives you lemons, that'll you $2.25.

Sagittarius--Remember this date and you will one day reign victor of a spelling bee.

Capricorn--Today the glass is half empty because I was too lazy to write your horoscope.

Aquarius--A window and door will be opened, the draft will carry you on to great things. Go with the flow.

Pisces--Take the last cookie from the jar, but don't get caught. Be extra cautious!

 

[Mee]

I thought Mee was some kind of maverick...a pioneer.
He's really just "The Hills Have Eyes 2".

Me too.


But couldn't I be something like Peter Jackson's King Kong, or The Empire Strikes Back?

 

[jaguarr]

Me too.


But couldn't I be something like Peter Jackson's King Kong, or The Empire Strikes Back?

Why? Why, Mee?! You were my hero! But you're just a...just a...poop....poop mouth! *runs out of room crying*

jag

 

[Mee]

I can be your hero, baby. I can take away your pain! :mole face:

 

[Prognosticator]

This "newspaper" crashed faster than Cobra Commander on BlindDate!