The easiest way to get dumped is to push your girlfriend off a cliff

[JaD]

Like so:

 

[NickNitro]

Breaking up in style

 

[Godsfireworks]

Knowing Devin's Crew, he'll get a new one soon enough

 

[Doctor Evo]

Actually, the easiest way to get dumped is to be eaten by something.

 

[Piper Maru]

The relationship has just been flushed.

 

[Duke]

Such an exhilarating breakup.

 

[Victarion]

But the girlfriend is the one who got dumped.

 

[NickNitro]

^ weaksauce Alligator.