The "Excel for President" Thread

[Lightning Strykez!]

Ladies and Gents,

I believe we may have our first gaffe of the election.

 

[Marx]

Ladies and Gents,

I believe we may have our first gaffe of the election.

Or is it the second? Candidate Spice suggested that the CIA and FBI were both under the Department of Homeland Security umbrella. (Which they are not.)

So the question is, which gaffe came first?

 

[Excel]

Ladies and Gents,

I believe we may have our first gaffe of the election.

Its been a long day and I am tired...I misspoke....

 

[deathfromabove]

because typos dont mean it wont work...

how important is grammar then?

 

[Excel]

Even less. But how important is decision making-extremely

 

[Alex The Great]

i'll vote for you if you finnaly admit that Reggie Bush isn't who you thought he was

 

[Excel]

i'll vote for you if you finnaly admit that Reggie Bush isn't who you thought he was

That depends...I always ranked him behind Maroney n Addai and thought the Mario Williams was great so I was never THAT high on him.

I dont think hell ever be one of the all time greats like he was in college, but I do think he'll get a lot better than he was last season, though that is not saying much.

 

[The Senator]

Or is it the second? Candidate Spice suggested that the CIA and FBI were both under the Department of Homeland Security umbrella. (Which they are not.)

So the question is, which gaffe came first?

Mine did.

I'm not well versed in the Department of Homeland Security.

Then again, who is?

That's why I believe it should be merged with the Department of Defense. It will save me a lot of headaches trying to remember which agency is covered by whom.

 

[Marx]

Mine did.

I'm not well versed in the Department of Homeland Security.

Then again, who is?

That's why I believe it should be merged with the Department of Defense. It will save me a lot of headaches trying to remember which agency is covered by whom.

Then BY ALL MEANS!

 

[deathfromabove]

That depends...I always ranked him behind Maroney n Addai and thought the Mario Williams was great so I was never THAT high on him.

I dont think hell ever be one of the all time greats like he was in college, but I do think he'll get a lot better than he was last season, though that is not saying much.

you are talking about sports in your own "elect me for president" thread. you still have not provided any evidence that you are even remotely qualified for the job.

 

[Excel]

whoops

 

[Marx]

im gonna have to bow out

Are you officially withdrawing from the race?

 

[Marx]

whoops

You completely edited your post! You know alot of controversy can swirl around a candidate who falsely claims to withdraw from the race only to create buzz about their campaign.

 

[Excel]

Damnitt Marx, I wasnt finished when I hit post!

But alas, yes, the rumors are true, I am gonna call it quits. It seemed like a good idea but I just simply have zero time...and I dont mean for the elction, I just mean for the hype in general right now.

From this Friday till July 6th Ill be out of the country and when I get back Ive got a wife whose near 8 months pregnant, 3 new contracts to complete, plus Ive promised a friend to help at a football camp of his...and of course THE DARK KNIGHT... My time is gonna be limited.

Sorry, woulda liked to do this, but I simply cant. Thanks to Kaleb, Hunter, n other for the support n avy's!

 

[Excel]

You completely edited your post! You know alot of controversy can swirl around a candidate who falsely claims to withdraw from the race only to create buzz about their campaign.

Nah yo, read the post above^

 

[The Senator]

Don't worry Excel, there's still room for you in a Spice administration

 

[Marx]

Damnitt Marx, I wasnt finished when I hit post!

But alas, yes, the rumors are true, I am gonna call it quits. It seemed like a good idea but I just simply have zero time...and I dont mean for the elction, I just mean for the hype in general right now.

From this Friday till July 6th Ill be out of the country and when I get back Ive got a wife whose near 8 months pregnant, 3 new contracts to complete, plus Ive promised a friend to help at a football camp of his...and of course THE DARK KNIGHT... My time is gonna be limited.

Sorry, woulda liked to do this, but I simply cant. Thanks to Kaleb, Hunter, n other for the support n avy's!

That's cool man, and completely understandable! Congratulations on the pregnancy!

(I had no idea you were even married!)

 

[Excel]

Congratulations on the pregnancy!

Thank you

(I had no idea you were even married!)

Word, Im turning 24 a week from Friday and never thought Id be married or have a kid by then

 

[Marx]

Thank you



Word, Im turning 24 a week from Friday and never thought Id be married or have a kid by then

My absolute best wishes to you man!

 

[Excel]

Much thanks bro