The FACEBOOK Thread

[Watson]

OMG, I just finished reading creepypasta and then I come here and see this?

 

[[A]]

Imagine the updates for a zombie: "dnnhhh......ghnnn....grrrr....gaahhhh..."

 

[BatMatt]

I have a deal going with a buddy that if one of us died prematurely, we would go in and cancel the other's facebook account. I don't want to be remembered by a Facebook wall

 

[ComicChick]

OMG, I just finished reading creepypasta and then I come here and see this?

whats creepypasta?

 

[Watson]

whats creepypasta?

http://www.creepypasta.com/

I hope you don't have any schoolwork due...or you don't have to sleep alone

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I'm sure facebook will be irrelevant once some of our youngest members die if they live long healthy lives. I'm not really worried about it to be honest.

 

[Darthphere]

Would be one hell of a status update.

John Jones is dead.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Aahahaha, phere that's freaking hilarious.

 

[chaseter]

John Jones is burning in hell.

 

[The Lizard]

http://www.creepypasta.com/

I love the comments. t:

 

[Darthphere]

John Jones found a wandering demon in Hellville.

 

[Watson]

I love the comments. t:

It's crazy addictive. And it's spawned humourous spin-offs. May I present, Soviet creepypasta.

You are home to watch Pravda on televisir about degenerate murderer who is on the loose. You look out the window door to beet field, and you notice Man standing in the snow. He look like foto on televisir and he smile at you. You gulp vodka, picking up fone to your right and dialing Local Militia Precinct Commissar. Back out the glass you look, pressing fone to ear. Notice he now closer to you. You drop vodka in shock.

No footprints in snow. It was reflection. You dullard!

Your apartment is bulldozed down to make way for glorious tractor factory.

 

[Bat Attack]

One girl I knew got hers turned into a kind of memorial.

The same thing happened recently to a person who I knew that died. People were leaving messages like "R.I.P." and what not. I thought it was kind of weird. Then the page disappeared after like two weeks.

 

[SuperFerret]

John Jones is riding a goddamn dinosaur with Jesus, Mr. Rogers, and Winston Churchill.

 

[Lasirius]

The real question here is: What happens to us after Facebook dies?

 

[Kane52630]

The real question here is: What happens to us after Facebook dies?

nothing, i dont use it often

 

[SuperFerret]

The real question here is: What happens to us after Facebook dies?

You know that little girl from The Ring? Yeah, me too.

 

[Mike_D202]

Hehehe....this thread gives me chuckles. I especially liked the deal a poster said about he and his friend promising to one another to close one another's facebook accounts after one of them dies. I wanna be on my death bed as an old man, one of my last phrases will be "....*cough*...do one last thing for me...*cough cough*....please....close my facebook account...."

 

[SuperJediHero]

I mean, hide friends from other friends.

Is this NO longer possible?!

Ever since the change last week (or was it a week before) all my friends are exposed!

 

[knowsbleed]

Someone's creepin'.

 

[The Riddler]

all my friends are exposed!

hahahhaha.

 

[Morg]

I mean, hide friends from other friends.

Is this NO longer possible?!

Ever since the change last week (or was it a week before) all my friends are exposed!

so ashamed letting your friends know who your other friends are?

and no you can't hide them

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I mean, hide friends from other friends.

Is this NO longer possible?!

Ever since the change last week (or was it a week before) all my friends are exposed!

Prepare for heart failure:

NOW Facebook suggests you friends of friends!

 

[Timstuff]

I wouldn't want people to know I had these guys on my friends list, either!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Cuthulu hates you too.