The Fatvolution Goes On! Eat And Be Koree! Lounge And Wheeze!

[Angry Monkey]

I want a monkey instead -_-

 

[E-Man]

I want a monkey instead -_-

I once had a monkey. I taught him kung-fu and the ways of the sammich.

 

[Angel_Faerie]

Ugh. Writer's block sucks

 

[Angry Monkey]

I once had a monkey. I taught him kung-fu and the ways of the sammich.

Your avatar confuses me...

I once had a monkey. I taught him kung-fu and the ways of the sammich.

YOU HAD AREAL NIJA MONKEY?!!!!


I want a hairless monkey

 

[E-Man]

Your avatar confuses me...

I stole a sammich, peoples be hatin, but the cool kids gave me a thumbs up.

 

[SuperFerret]

I stole a sammich, peoples be hatin, but the cool kids gave me a thumbs up.

 

[JP]

I once stole a sandwich. Well, I paid for it. So, I'm a liar.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

What's worse than stealin' a sammich: lyin' about stealing a sammich.

 

[JP]

Okay.

 

[Johnny Drama]

God, after a week off I am absolutely dreading going back to work today

 

[Angry Monkey]

Why did youhave the week off?

What do you do for a job?

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Yo peoples!

 

[Manic]

I wish I could take a week off, but my vacation days don't kick in until late June.

 

[JP]

I wish I had a real job.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

JP your job is to be AWESOME!

 

[Angry Monkey]

I wish I had a real job.

I'm an entrepreneur.

I have my own haircutting business where I got to people's houses and cut their hair.

I'm pretty successful surprisingly... I enjoy it too.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

I cut my sons hair, my own hair and my nephews hair. All my nephews. And I don't make a dime.

 

[Angry Monkey]

I cut my own hair too


I usualy make $20 a haircut

 

[squeekness]

I'm too cheap to pay someone to cut myhair, lol. All I ever need is just a trim.

 

[Angry Monkey]

Well I charge $5 a haircut so that's too bad

 

[Victarion]

Me gusta ben.

 

[E-Man]

I cut my sons hair, my own hair and my nephews hair. All my nephews. And I don't make a dime.

My daddy once cut my brother's hair and mine. I was about 7 and my hair line looked like Carl Winslow. Needless to say that was the last time he ever cut my hair.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

The lady wh does our hair for the plays and musicals can cut my hair and I don't have to pay. And like I always say, 'If it's free, it's for me.'

 

[Gotham Knight]

My daddy once cut my brother's hair and mine. I was about 7 and my hair line looked like Carl Winslow. Needless to say that was the last time he ever cut my hair.

 

[Manic]

My mom is a licensed hairdresser and my older brother is a barber. [/lucky]