The Fatvolution Goes On! Eat And Be Koree! Lounge And Wheeze!

[JP]

Carl is just so cuddle fluffykins.

 

[Angry Monkey]

My mom is a licensed hairdresser and my older brother is a barber. [/lucky]

Can't you go to beauty school yourself?

 

[JP]

Why?

 

[Manic]

I don't need to go to beauty school. I have relatives who'll cut my hair for free, and I don't at all feel obligated to do hair because my mom & brother do it. Besides, I feel semi-gay enough as it is without becoming a hairdresser.

*turns off Lady Gaga song and plays an episode of Torchwood*

 

[SymbioticToxin]

I have relatives who'll cut my hair for free

'If it's free, it's for me.'

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I have drunk relatives who'll cut my hair when I'm drunk for free.

 

[craigdbfan]

I can't see that ending well for either you or your relatives.

Lets just say you might have a lot in common with Evander Holyfield after that haircut.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I can't see that ending well for either you or your relatives.

Lets just say you might have a lot in common with Evander Holyfield after that haircut.

It didn't turn out too bad, actually. However, had I not stopped my tanked, eldest sister from attacking me with the scissors, I may have been far worse off.

Yes, my sister, who is seven years older than I, who
I had to babysit on my 21st drunkfest after she got cut off by the bartenders twice. My then-26-year-old-buddy got cut off twice as well. And who did they come to out of the large group? Me, the youngest...

"Sir, the lady in the striped green shirt wandered off into our kitchen thinking it was the restroom. I'm just letting you know we're cutting her off for the night." I did get a lap dance from my sister's really hot roommate. We went to a few more bars where sister and mentioned friend were cut off again, then on the way home, friend was so drunk he urinated himself. We didn't know till we got home, though. Ah, good times.

 

[craigdbfan]

Sounds like one frantic, fun, chaotic way to start off the big 21.

Hope you got some TLC from your sis lady friend. I would not accept a lap dance and then nothing more after that. That'd be a total tease and not to mention a bad case of blue balls.

Please tell me you laid down the smooth maneuvers on her.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

She was very friendly, especially considering how she came off when sober, but she was engaged, so I didn't let it go too much farther. Believe it or not, I'm a pretty honest guy. She was cool about it the next day, though, and has been really warm toward me since.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

It didn't turn out too bad, actually. However, had I not stopped my tanked, eldest sister from attacking me with the scissors, I may have been far worse off.

Yes, my sister, who is seven years older than I, who
I had to babysit on my 21st drunkfest after she got cut off by the bartenders twice. My then-26-year-old-buddy got cut off twice as well. And who did they come to out of the large group? Me, the youngest...

"Sir, the lady in the striped green shirt wandered off into our kitchen thinking it was the restroom. I'm just letting you know we're cutting her off for the night." I did get a lap dance from my sister's really hot roommate. We went to a few more bars where sister and mentioned friend were cut off again, then on the way home, friend was so drunk he urinated himself. We didn't know till we got home, though. Ah, good times.

I hope my 21st birthday is as magical as yours was.

She was very friendly, especially considering how she came off when sober, but she was engaged, so I didn't let it go too much farther. Believe it or not, I'm a pretty honest guy. She was cool about it the next day, though, and has been really warm toward me since.

Thatta boy

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Oh, another pretty neat thing happened that night - we were walking the streets and stopped outside this bar. A blind man walked out and chatted with us for a few minutes. He was a bit drunk, too, but he had this really cool, aged wisdom about him. He must've been in his sixties. You had to be a member of the bar he walked out of, but he shook our hands and said, "tonight, you're our honorary members."

 

[craigdbfan]

She was very friendly, especially considering how she came off when sober, but she was engaged, so I didn't let it go too much farther. Believe it or not, I'm a pretty honest guy. She was cool about it the next day, though, and has been really warm toward me since.

Oh I thought she was single. Ok, well then thats absolutely the right thing to do. My personal moral philosophy doesn't allow me do something like that either. I always think "What if that were me, how would I feel knowing about this situation".

Definitely the right move to do its always good to throw energy towards a more compassionate way when there is a relationship involved.

If she were single though I'd defintely give the go ahead for a good time.

Oh, another pretty neat thing happened that night - we were walking the streets and stopped outside this bar. A blind man walked out and chatted with us for a few minutes. He was a bit drunk, too, but he had this really cool, aged wisdom about him. He must've been in his sixties. You had to be a member of the bar he walked out of, but he shook our hands and said, "tonight, you're our honorary members."

Thats awesome. I live in Berkeley where we have a tremendously large homeless community and let me just say they are some of the most interesting social group you'll ever find. You get some real wonderful insights.

I once learned a lot about the intricacies and back politics of the cold war with a homeless man who basically lived at the local library. It was amazing.

I learned more from him than most teachers/television ever could inform me about history. He was basically a book incarnate.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

Sweet! Thumbs up for Blind Old Dude !

Now, normally I'd inquire as to why you're up so early in the morning. However, as I have no room to talk, I will let it go.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Oh, I don't doubt it, Craig. I'm sure some of the greatest minds can end up in the unlikeliest of places. But that's a very cool story.

 

[squeekness]

I suppose if I actually went out drinking, I might have some cool stories to tell like you guys but alas.. squeeks is pretty square...

 

[Paroxysm]

I've been laying off the hooch lately, sticking to forms of medicine *cough cough*

 

[Manic]

I've been laying off the hooch lately, sticking to forms of medicine *cough cough*

Three 6 translation: "Sippin' on some syzzurp sip sippin' on some syzzurp"

Dev translation: "Straight buzzin' Robitussin"


...I'm blanking on other songs that mention cough syrup.

 

[lixdexia]

Three 6 translation: "Sippin' on some syzzurp sip sippin' on some syzzurp"

Dev translation: "Straight buzzin' Robitussin"


...I'm blanking on other songs that mention cough syrup.

there's "the tussin" by mc chris, that one's pretty fun

 

[Paroxysm]

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

 

[Angry Monkey]

Studying Japanese is hard

 

[E-Man]

lmao

 

[Manic]

Studying Japanese is hard

Other than a few basic phrases I got from anime, all I could ever learn in Japanese is how to count. And I forgot how to say 1,000. Is it Juu-Hyaku for "ten hundred" or some other word for "thousand"?

 

[Angry Monkey]

I wish I could afforf japanese lessons

 

[lixdexia]

i wish i could learn mandarin and portuguese