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[The Original Bamfer]

Anyone have a gun?

Isn't that funny? Me asking people on the internet if they have a gun. You may very well have a gun. But it's funny because - since we're on the internet - it'd be of no use to me! Ha. Ha. Ha.

Ha.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Bamf. I'm afraid to ask.

 

[lixdexia]

Anyone have a gun?

Isn't that funny? Me asking people on the internet if they have a gun. You may very well have a gun. But it's funny because - since we're on the internet - it'd be of no use to me! Ha. Ha. Ha.

Ha.

yes

 

[Schlosser85]

My friend Robbie has a gun. I know this because his roommates once positioned a mannequin in front of his bed to freak him out in the morning, and he tried to shoot it.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I don't think anyone should stand next to Robbie's bed in the morning/

 

[Gotham Knight]

My friend Robbie has a gun. I know this because his roommates once positioned a mannequin in front of his bed to freak him out in the morning, and he tried to shoot it.

Did the Police show up? I would imagine that had to be pretty loud.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Bang bang shoot shoot.

 

[The Squirrel]

Pew. Pew. Pew.

 

[C. Lee]

Bang bang shoot shoot.

Pew. Pew. Pew.

You two have never shot a gun.

 

[Kane52630]

Ka Pow

 

[lixdexia]

Ka Pow

you don't have ears.

 

[Kane52630]

racist.

 

[lixdexia]

racist.

that's not racist, if anything that's more antidisfigurementist.

 

[Gotham Knight]

You two have never shot a gun.

I was thinking the same thing.

 

[SuperFerret]

You two have never shot a gun.

Yes, the real onomatopoeia for gunfire is

BWA-KA-THA!!!

 

[E-Man]

Deadly hands of kung-fu>guns

I don't need no stinking weapons!

 

[knowsbleed]

I've been shot at... and it didn't sound like anything I thought gunfire would sound like.

 

[C. Lee]

Deadly hands of kung-fu>guns

I don't need no stinking weapons!

Knowledge of hand to hand techniques never hurts....but a sniper rifle at 100 yards is hard to kung fu.

 

[Kane52630]

pfft Black Dynamite can do that easily.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

"Bang bang shoot shoot" is a Beatles reference. I've been around guns. I've heard them shoot next to me. I've heard them shoot through the many walls of a school. I luckily(?) didn't hear a gun shoot when it was pointed at my face when I worked at a convenience store.

 

[Marx]

My friend Robbie has a gun. I know this because his roommates once positioned a mannequin in front of his bed to freak him out in the morning, and he tried to shoot it.

I don't think anyone should stand next to Robbie's bed in the morning/

I agree with Lunar.

 

[The Squirrel]

You two have never shot a gun.

No, but I've heard them go off plenty of times in my neighborhood. Earlier this week in fact.

 

[Kane52630]

[YT]QPDHBWGi2Po[/YT]

 

[C. Lee]

No, but I've heard them go off plenty of times in my neighborhood. Earlier this week in fact.

I'm sorry to hear that. Luckily I only hear them while hunting or target shooting.